Kanye West

EGOMANIACAL KANYE WEST CAN ONLY DREAM OF BEING AS SUCCESSFUL AS RIHANNA

Without fanfare, Rihanna, 28, is gradually oozing her way into the acting business. She’s taking her time and learning along the way. She was cast to play the iconic Janet Leigh role on the final season of Bates Motel. And she’s currently filming Oceans 8 where she’s getting acting tips from the likes of Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett. In the script, eight women scheme to pull off a major New York robbery somehow connected to the Met Gala – yes, that means fashion galore! Rihanna’s character is a Caribbean tech wizard. With her success in music, fashion, etc, Rihanna is sort of THE ANTI-KANYE. She does is ALL quietly, without Kanye’s Trump-style bragging, posturing, and tirades. Last year she earned 75 million, leaving Kanye WAY in the dust….

(Above, Sandra, Rihanna, and Cate film a street scene in NY)

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WORST DRESSED THIS WEEK: KIM KARDASHIAN

Since she married her “designer” husband Kanye West, Kim Kardashian’s taste level has gone downhill even faster. With Kanye’s blessing, and probably his direction- (he likes women to look like blow-up sex dolls) Kim and Kanye walked out of their Miami hotel looking like THIS. He’s relaxed in white cotton sweats and sneakers, and she is trussed up in a sheer black corset, a mane of fake hair, and little else. (How terrifying must the rear view be?)

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NORTH WEST: SHE CAN’T HELP WHO SHE IS!

Her daddy is Kanye West and her mom is Kim Kardashian so North West is starting life with many privileges – and limitations. She will have to live with her peculiar name and her parents questionable behavior. Lucky for her, she’s adorable – today she has the serious face of her father, but much cuter. She was born into a world of fashion and glamorous prosperity – but will she exceed her parents expectations?

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KANYE WEST CAN OUTSELL THE POPE – BUT NOT DIDDY!

Kanye West uses the art of distraction nearly as well as a certain presidential candidate. He recently bragged that he was “bigger than the Pope” by pointing out that he sold more t-shirts at his Madison Square Garden performance than the Pope did. He certainly did NOT want to acknowledge Forbes new list of The Forbes Five – the highest earning hip hop artists of the year. Kanye’s rival, Diddy was number one, followed by Dre, Jay Z, 50 Cent, and Birdman. Kanye, despite outselling the Pope with his overpriced t-shirts and bragging incessantly, didn’t even make it into the TOP TEN!

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PERSONAL TRAINERS ARE GOING TO HATE TEYANA TAYLOR

A star was born at the VMA’s and she didn’t have to sing a note! One of the high points of the show was Kanye West’s Fade video starring singer/dancer Teyana Taylor. Kanye and his music couldn’t hold a candle to to the mesmerizing performance of 26 year old Teyana and her amazing physique. Yesterday she confessed that she DOESN’T GO TO THE GYM or WATCH HER DIET. She just dances. But most important of all, she was BORN THAT WAY. DNA! The bad news is that personal trainers everywhere must be fainting – their clients gulp supplements and sweat every day, dreaming of achieving such a body, but it’s never going to happen. Gym workouts and dancing can IMPROVE what you already have, but in reality cannot change your proportions. You might as well have fun dancing and forget those boring machines and repetitions!

KANYE WEST IS A BORE

When the VMA’s agreed to give Kanye West FOUR MINUTES of airtime during the live show to do WHATEVER HE WANTED TO DO, they were undoubtedly hoping for something unexpected and outrageous. Dressed in a pajama-like outfit, humorless Kanye slowly droned on and on and on… about nothing in particular. He rambled about a few headlines, a few friends in the audience. He obviously thinks the audience is FASCINATED by his every move so he doesn’t have to make an effort. When the bored crowd started chanting for “the video,” he acquiesced and introduced his video featuring an extraordinary female dancer and unmemorable music. What he lacks in innovation, Kanye more than makes up for with misplaced confidence.

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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN KANYE WEST AND MUHAMMED ALI

It slowly dawned on us that Kanye West is desperately hoping to be compared to Muhammed Ali. Ali WAS the most recognizable person in the world during his prime years as a renowned athlete and he was thrilled by that fact. Kanye is doing everything he can to become THAT famous himself. Kanye imitates Ali with his egotistical rants about how he is an artistic GENIUS. Ali did declare himself “pretty” and brag about his fighting ability but he did it with a sly sense of humor and fun. His tirades were aimed at improving race relations, so needed at the time. He was usually fun and likeable, but serious when it was appropriate. Kanye is all about HIMSELF – his scowling rants grab attention, but not likeability. Ali was a playful generous guy who lived by his religion. You couldn’t NOT like Muhammed Ali, but Kanye West is NOT easy to like…

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TIME FOR SOMEONE TO CALL OUT KANYE WEST FOR WHAT HE IS

Seems like every day we hear more reasons NOT to like Kanye West. We think Anna Wintour should have ejected him from the Met Ball for wearing torn jeans to the strictly black tie event. In NOT doing so, she reinforced his belief that he is SPECIAL and rules don’t apply to him. We have long heard that he tells his wife Kim what to do and she obeys. Now his former bodyguard has dropped a few nuggets of information about his ex-boss. The guard was fired after speaking directly to Kim. The guard told The Sun that Kanye is incredibly condescending and totally self-absorbed. He doesn’t speak to or acknowledge his security staff. When they watch him at dinner in a restaurant, he NEVER offers them so much as a glass of water. Other celebs often have guards eat at the next table. People around Kanye indulge him and walk around on eggshells, hoping not to set him off. His handlers apologize for him. The security guy cannot imagine why Kim stays married to him. It seems that manners and respect are not a part of Kanye’s life.
Above, the underdressed Kanye and Kim attended a Vogue event in London

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GOODWILL DOES NOT OWE KANYE WEST AN APOLOGY!

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Has EVERYONE lost their sense of humor? Even TMZ? We’ve always been Goodwill customers and we got a huge kick out of their the suggested behavior for employees using Kanye WestGOODWILL as an example of how NOT to look when serving customers. Kanye is a notorious sourpuss and hates to smile. Using his mug in the illustration for employees is GENIUS. It clearly gets the point across in an amusing way. The Goodwill executive that came up with this idea should be PROMOTED or else move on and get a high paying job at an ad agency. We refuse to accept Goodwill’s apology for this employee newsletter. They did NOTHING wrong! Use link below to see TMZ story.

http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/10/goodwill-kanye-west-expressions/

KANYE WEST: DOES ANYONE HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR ANY MORE?

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We can’t wait to hear how Kanye West will react to the news that a UCLA fraternity held a “Kanye Western” themed party recently. Hopefully he will be flattered by the attention and have a good laugh. The Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, which is predominantly but not exclusively white, entertained around 150 students, dressed like rappers and thugs. No report on whether any Kim Kardashian lookalikes were there. Sounds like nothing but fun, but the campus African Students Union was reportedly appalled by the event, which they claimed “mocked black culture.” (Ironically, Kanye is wearing a Ramones T shirt in the above recent photo)

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