Joe Simpson

JOE SIMPSON GAVE HIMSELF A MAKEOVER

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Now that he’s single and ready to mingle, Joe Simpson seems to have lost a lot of weight and spiffed up his wardrobe. In fact, he’s almost unrecognizable. He still manages his daughters Jessica and Ashlee’s careers plus a few singers and male and female models. Last night he had dinner at Giorgio Baldi with a pretty young woman who might be a new client.

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JOE “I’M NOT GAY” SIMPSON AND HIS YOUNG CLIENT

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Jessica Simpson’s father Joe tried to be discreet at his daughter’s wedding. Joe’s special friend, model Jonathan Keith, was with him at the San Ysidro Ranch pool and as soon as they spotted paparazzi the guys stayed far apart. Joe and twentysomething Keith have also been seen frolicking on the beach together in Miami and people jumped to conclusions, but Joe insists that Jonathan is nothing more than his “client.”

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HER PARENTS ARE JESSICA SIMPSON’S BIGGEST WEDDING PROBLEM

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It has been suggested that Jessica Simpson warned her father Joe NOT to bring any of his young male companions to her wedding. (Photos surfaced of Joe and a young man on the beach in Miami looking chummy.) The truth is, Joe wouldn’t THINK of doing that and Jessica knows it. But a huge problem remains. Jessica’s mother Tina cannot STAND to be in the same room with her former husband, and Jessica is clearly torn. She’s always been close to her dad AND mother and she wants them both at her wedding. What’s a girl to do?

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JESSICA SIMPSON IS TRYING TO FIX UP HER FATHER JOE ON DATES WITH WOMEN

Looks like Jessica Simpson simply doesn’t want to believe that her father Joe prefers to date MEN. Her parents’ divorce was devastating for Jessica and she’s trying to rebuild her relationship with her father who, as far as we know, is still her manager. Jessica is reaching out to Joe by offering to fix him up with WOMEN! He’s making excuses for not going on these blind dates and trying to gently discourage Jessica’s good intentions. But it’s obvious that she doesn’t want to believe those tabloid stories.

JOE SIMPSON MAKES A BIG IMPRESSION

According to Radaronline, Joe used money from their joint business account to finance his lavish first class five star vacation in Cabo and Tina imagined Joe was overspending to impress a “companion.” She was right. We’ve been told that the “companion” was a young blonde man that he met on Grindr, who WAS quite impressed. Tina is outraged at his careless spending and we predict the divorce won’t get any easier…

WHAT NEXT? A JOE SIMPSON GAY SEX VIDEO!

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More bad news for Joe Simpson. Jessica’s dad, Joe continues to deny that he’s gay, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary provided by the National Enquirer. Joe might not be able to deny his true sexual preference much longer, as a well placed Simpson insider reveals that there is a secret sex tape being shopped around that features Joe canoodling with a barely legal boy! “Joe has a reputation as a chicken hawk among the gay escorts in Los Angeles,” according to the source. “He likes his boys between 18 and 21 and the more feminine the better.” The insider says that Joe would arrange to meet his girly tricks at a West Hollywood hotel and one of the paid companions recognized him and secretly recorded their romp! Yikes!

JOE SIMPSON’S FAMILY IS OMINOUSLY SILENT AS SCANDAL UNFOLDS

Friends and acquaintances of Joe Simpson have been calling TMZ – we’re guessing because he asked them to – to deny that he’s gay and has a string of young boyfriends. Some of the callers even admit they don’t know whether to believe Joe. It’s rather sad. Former pastor Joe is hiding out in Santa Monica and none of his family members are backing him up. While more than one young guy has come forth to tell of his relations hip with Joe, his family has remained mum. His wife Tina will certainly have the upper hand in THIS divorce. (Above, silent daughter Ashlee with Joe Simpson)

JOE SIMPSON AND JOHN TRAVOLTA DISCOVER THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON

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You might wonder where Joe Simpson is while all these boys are coming out of the woodwork claiming to have had sex with him. When it happened to John Travolta, he took off for Hawaii, then Europe, and stayed out of the US as long as possible. Jessica’s dad is holed up in the Santa Monica bachelor pad where he’s been staying since last summer. He moved there when he sensed the scandal was destined to explode. Once in awhile his nephew Ike stops by to keep him company, but Joe is avoiding the limelight.

YIKES! IS THIS THE GUY WHO STOLE JOE SIMPSON’S HEART?

Uh oh. The Simpsons will want to bury their heads today. Rumors are flying that the young man who pulled Joe Simpson to the gay side is a 21 year old wannabe actor/model who calls himself Bryce Chandler Hill. He has windswept, highlighted, Justin Bieber hair, and a perfect pout. RadarOnline claims to have inside information about their relationship – perhaps one of Bryce’s friends is talkative. There are claims that Bryce is using Joe, 54, for his show biz connections, and other claims that Joe frequently plays golf with a young dark haired actor-type who is NOT Bryce. The plot thickens.

WE TOLD YA SO: JESSICA’S DAD JOE SIMPSON IS OUT OF THE CLOSET AND GETTING A DIVORCE!

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The truth comes out! About six weeks ago we scooped the news that Jessica Simpson’s parents Joe and Tina were getting a divorce. We couldn’t exactly tell you WHY but we alluded to “suspicious messages” that Joe was caught sending on Twitter. We knew the messages were aimed at a young GUY that Joe had become involved with, but didn’t want to risk a lawsuit. (As you know the Simpsons have plenty of money for lawyers.) Now The National Enquirer has blown the story wide open and they say Joe, 54, has come out as gay to the family. That’s why Tina filed for divorce. Whether this will affect the billion dollar empire that Joe masterminded for his daughter Jessica remains to be seen.(Avove, Joe, Jessica, and Tina)