Death

QUAALUDES PROBABLY KILLED NATALIE WOOD, NOT ROBERT WAGNER

This whole rehashing of the Natalie Wood drowning case thirty years after the fact looks like the LAPD trying to drum up some good will for itself. The fact that they got their “new” information from a book written by the boat captain is borderline absurd. This “captain” has been selling stories to the press for YEARS and certainly this publicity will help book sales. Back in 1981, the surviving parties, Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken didn’t want the public to know how high they all were on quaaludes (the hot drug at the time) and alcohol. No one wanted to ruin Natalie’s reputation either, so the drugs and booze were played down. Certainly, bad decisions were made by all three celebrities on the yacht – maybe even involving sex. Chances are, Natalie was so loaded she was clumsy and didn’t know what she was doing when she fumbled with the dinghy and landed in the water. And the guys were just too wasted to pay attention. There was no foul play, just massive inebriation.

SIMON MONJACK’S DEATH: THE BRITTANY MURPHY MYSTERY DEEPENS

It makes one shudder to think that TWO seemingly healthy people died suddenly from ”natural causes” within a few months in Brittany Murphy’s house. Brittany and her much-maligned husband Simon Monjack were both found dead and surrounded by prescription pill bottles that may or may not have contributed to their deaths. Brittany’s mother, who found both bodies, should think about moving into a hotel immediately. Brittany’s estranged father and brother are making vague comments like “The truth will come out” and “You’d be surprised by what was going on in that house.” We’re certainly curious.

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THE TRAGIC DEMISE OF CASEY JOHNSON: WILL TILA GET TO KEEP THE RING?

Since the death of bandaid heiress Casey Johnson was announced, reality vixen Tila Tequila has been playing the role of grieving widow. (Tila announced their “engagement” a few weeks ago.) Casey was only 30 and her life had been spiraling out of control for a long time. Her mother had taken charge of the little girl Casey adopted from Kazakhstan two years ago and Casey was arrested in November for robbing and trashing her ex-girlfriend’s new sweetheart’s apartment. Naturally the opportunistic Tila latched onto the troubled heiress, no doubt with dollar signs dancing in her head. She was flashing a big ring recently – is it real and is it hers?