Children

FINALLY, CHARLIE SHEEN MAKES A SMART DECISION: NO MORE KIDS!

Charlie Sheen might add to his goddess collection, but don’t expect him to have any more children. Charlie is living with former porn star Rachel Oberlin and Natalie Kenly, but recently told a friend he’s not having kids with them or anyone else because he plans to have a vasectomy. (An excellent decision!) Charlie told the goddesses he already has five children and doesn’t want any more.

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE – TYRESE IS ON A RAMPAGE!

Yikes! How would YOU like to be the photographer that incited this reaction from Tyrese Gibson? We can’t figure out how the guy was able to shoot before he took off like a rocket, but he DID and here’s the pic. Tyrese didn’t want his 2 year old daughter Shayla photographed and he wasn’t kidding. Shayla’s mother is Tyrese’s exwife Norma Mitchell, and he seems to be a committed father.

PRINCE ALBERT IS NOT AS SMART AS HE LOOKS

Grace Kelly’s son Prince Albert of Monaco officially ended his extended playboy bachelorhood when he recently announced his upcoming marriage to pro swimmer Charlene Wittstock. It got us wondering – will his two illegitimate children be invited to be part of the wedding? His daughter Jazmin Grimaldi is 18, living in Palm Springs, and she’s an honor student about to enter Fordham University. Albert’s son Alexandre Coste is 6, and he and his mother moved from Togo, West Africa, to Paris. Albert spends millions supporting both mothers and children in style. AND the kids will be heirs to Albert’s 1 billion dollar personal fortune. The great mystery is – why isn’t a PRINCE smart enough to use birth control? Celebrities like George Clooney and John Mayer have been womanizing for YEARS without accidental pregnancies! It certainly brings Albert’s common sense into question.