Caitlyn Jenner

DOES CAITLYN JENNER STILL ENJOY BEING A GIRL?

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Can’t help but wonder if Caitlyn Jenner will eventually decide that being a “woman of a certain age” is not much fun. Bruce used to watch his daughters giggle and get dressed for dates, or go on shopping sprees together. Being a girl looked like loads of fun. It is, but Caitlyn is no girl. She’s 65, and the daily ritual of putting on makeup and eyelashes and hair and foundation garments can be a drag. It’s HARD work. The older you get, the bigger a challenge it is to look good. Forget about FEELING good- Spanx and high heels are essential because photographers are everywhere. Does Caitlyn ever have second thoughts about her choice?
(Above Caitlyn attempts to fill her gas tank without breaking a nail)

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CAITLYN JENNER DOESN’T “THINK LIKE A WOMAN”

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Caitlyn Jenner got a spray tan to celebrate Kylie’s 18th birthday at Nobu in Malibu this weekend. And if you look closely at the photo above featuring Kris, Kylie, Kim, and Caitlyn – Caitlyn IS the best dressed one in the family. Fashion notwithstanding, we still don’t think Caitlyn “thinks like a woman” and never will. She was, after all, one of the first people to run out and see Tom Cruise’s new Mission Impossible action movie, which is NOT a big draw for females…

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CAITLYN JENNER: WHAT DOES GENDER REASSIGMENT HAVE TO DO WITH SPORTS?

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What on earth did Caitlyn Jenner do to deserve an ESPY award? ESPY stands for Excellence in Sports Performance Yearly. Is changing your sex considered a sports activity? Has the world gone MAD? It was gratifying to see the world champion US women’s soccer team onstage getting the attention they deserve. Apparently the ESPY producers feared the show would lack universal appeal or whatever, so they hauled in someone sure to attract curiosity (Jenner) followed by the sexy Kardashian/Jenner girls. (Above.) Remember, Jenner recently killed a woman and injured others due to inattentive driving. You’d think she’d want to keep a low profile. Jenner gave a nice speech but the honorable thing to do would have been to TURN DOWN the inappropriate award altogether.

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CAITLYN GOES PLACES BRUCE JENNER WOULD NEVER GO

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Caitlyn Jenner filmed a segment for “E” at Patricia Field’s store in New York. Caitlin must have liked it – she walked in wearing one outfit and walked out wearing this one! We’ve been shopping at Patricia Fields for YEARS and this store has something for everyone. Flashy glamorous colorful club clothes, destructed punk, whimsical t-shirts, and one-of–a–kind items galore. Plus wigs of every color and glitzy makeup and high heels in all sizes. They feature big sizes for trans customers and many salesclerks are drag queens. So it’s an easy place for just about anyone with a sense of humor to shop. Caitlyn hired a nice looking bodyguard to accompany her and help her navigate safely in high heels. Bruce Jenner probably never set foot in this place.

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“CALLING BRUCE JENNER A WOMAN IS AN INSULT TO WOMEN”

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That headline is something we’ve been saying to our friends for weeks and it’s finally come out in the open. Imagine – a MAN named Matt Walsh wrote this long commentary for The Blaze about the Jenner Vanity Fair cover. We certainly don’t agree with everything Matt says, but he makes some good points.
Bruce claims to feel “authentic” on the magazine cover – after extensive plastic surgery, synthetic hormone treatments, tons of makeup, fake hair, and serious photoshopping. Authentic? Jenner APPEARS to pass as a woman. He claims to experience feelings that he assumes are feminine- and he can afford to act upon his impulses. But there IS more to a woman than “feminized features” and frilly underwear – Bruce does not and never will have a woman’s biology. We sympathize with Bruce and we WILL call him Caitlyn, but we will never call him a woman.