Brad Pitt

ANGELINA JOLIE: NOT AS SWEET AS SHE LOOKS

Angelina Jolie is watching her saintly image slips down the drain and she’s NOT happy about it. Jolie is famous for controlling her own image as a devoted mom and a benevolent humanitarian without the help of a publicist. Since she filed for divorce, Angelina has been cleverly planting negative information about her estranged husband Brad Pitt in hopes of getting full custody of their 6 kids. She needs full custody so she can move wherever she wants while doing her diplomatic work. Two women who work for her charity in London have been accused of being the sources of the Brad stories whispered to journalists. Alcohol and drug problems, child abuse- even cheating rumors surfaced about Brad – to his great distress. The FBI was called in to investigate Brad’s behavior with the children but they found nothing wrong. Meanwhile Angelina continues to publicize all the details of their custody battle to further the smear campaign against Brad. But suddenly, people are starting to DOUBT Angelina’s accusations and point the finger at HER for dirty divorce tactics. Brad has kept quiet throughout and we will probably never hear HIS side of the story. He just wants access to his kids and we feel bad for him. Brad should have known better than to marry a woman who has NO FEMALE FRIENDS – or male either.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

WE LOVE BRAD PITT, BUT HE’S NO CLARK GABLE

One of the main reasons to see Allied is the revelation that Brad Pitt is absolutely gorgeous in vintage 1940’s apparel. He is a dream walking in gabardine and bears more than a slight resemblance to Clark Gable. But sadly, without Gable’s charm! For whatever reason, Brad’s character is stiff and humorless. It’s an old-fashioned love story set during WWII, but while Marion Cotillard’s character is radiant and fun, Brad’s spy character almost never smiles. It’s a beautiful to look at tragic love story, but we never shed a tear. Something was missing…

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

WE HOPE JENNIFER ANISTON WILL BE ABLE TO LAUGH ABOUT THIS SOME DAY

cs37mrjwiaaivvs-1

You have to admit the cover of the New York Post is totally funny, BUT we want to remind you, not truthful. We are here to tell you for the umpteenth time that JENNIFER BROKE UP WITH BRAD before he started filming Mr & Mrs Smith with Angelina. Yes, he was heartbroken as he started the movie – he and Jen were discussing when and how to announce the divorce. The divorce was filed BEFORE Brad started up with Angelina. He did not cheat on Jennifer and she never wanted him back. It was Jennifer’s decision to break up. THAT is the unglamorous TRUTH! We do feel awfully sorry for Jennifer, who has never been vindictive, and must be bombarded by reporters. She should leave the country fast.

BRAD AND ANGELINA SPLIT: IS SHILOH ONE OF THE REASONS?

Hollywood woke up with a JOLT this morning and it wasn’t an earthquake – it was the news that Angelina Jolie had filed for divorce! Unthinkable! Until, that is, you stop to consider that they HAVE been together for 12 years (married for two) and that’s quite a chunk of time for the biggest stars in the world. No, we don’t believe Brad cheated with his costar Marion Cotillard like some tabloid claims. But yes, it’s quite likely he started smoking weed again and he does enjoy having a drink or two. Smoking too much weed and languishing on the couch was the reason Jennifer Aniston got bored and divorced him. Yes, SHE DIVORCED HIM! Angie claims the split is for the sake of the kids and yes, she and Brad have different ideas about raising them. Brad is a decent Midwestern boy who expects his kids to behave. Angelina grew up wild and she’s more casual. And of course Shiloh can be a point of contention. Angie is much more open to her tomboy daughter transitioning, while Brad has a wait and see attitude. Now Brad has the honor of being divorced by the two most popular women in Hollywood!

Above, Angie and kids (Shiloh far left) at the airport, as usual

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

BRAD PITT IS THE IMAGE OF NONCHALANCE

LOVE the way Brad Pitt arrives at the airport alone – no entourage- schlepping his own luggage – and looking like a million bucks without trying! Rumors that he and Angelina are splitting have been circulating in the tabloids, but in actuality they have no marital problems. It so happens gossip is scarce in the dead of summer and tabloids have to make up headlines that are not litigious. Brad and Angelina sell magazines whether the story is fact or fiction. As Brad arrived at JFK, above, fans mobbed him but he maintained his cool despite having cameras rudely shoved in his face.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

BRAD PITT EVEN LOOKS GOOD SOAKING WET

While his wife Angelina is gallivanting around New York with some of their kids, Brad Pitt is in Le Mans, France, at the start of the big race. Brad was the one who held the French flag when the race began. The 60 cars had to compete in pouring rain – racing fans Jason Statham and Jackie Chan were also present at the start. Brad just happens to look exceptionally good in this rainy day photo.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

BRAD PITT HAS THAT “CLARK GABLE ” LOOK

Brad Pitt happens to look great in vintage clothing – just like Clark Gable. In this case his attire is from 1942 – he’s filming a WWII romantic thriller called “Five Seconds of Silence” in the UK. Brad plays a spy who falls in love with a French agent played by Marion Cotillard while they are both on a mission in Casablanca. In the set-side photo above, Brad and Marion shared a laugh while on a break from filming. It’s been awhile since we’ve seen Brad in a romantic movie.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

BRAD PITT SHOWED HIS KIDS THE JOY OF A HARDWARE STORE

Brad Pitt has always struck us as a very normal midwestern guy with few pretentions. Naturally a guy like that enjoys doing ordinary things – like browsing in the local hardware store. The Pitt family just settled into a huge 8 bedroom rented home in the UK in Surrey, and Brad must have some do it yourself projects to take care of. He visited the English version of Home Depot (called B&Q) to pick up some items with two of his kids. A few store employees spotted him in his newsboy cap and one posted a blurry photo on Twitter. Another remarked that his kids were very polite. No surprise there.
Photo: Twitter via Daily Mail

WE CAN’T TAKE OUR EYES OFF BRAD PITT’S HAIR!

Brad Pitt, 52, is filming his latest Plan B production for Netflix called War Machine at the Grand Hotel in Paris. It’s a comedy about American Afghanistan strategy and he plays an army general. (Delicious fact: Emory Cohen, who played the adorable boyfriend in Brooklyn, is costarring.) Of course what STANDS OUT in this photo is Brad’s HAIR! It’s blondish grey, and styled like a ventriloquist’s dummy. It almost looks PAINTED ON. Is it a wig? Hopefully not, wigs are a huge distraction in any film….and also on Undercover Boss.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

AT LAST – BRAD PITT CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET!

145425PCN_Big09

Interesting that Brad Pitt has finally mustered up the courage to come out of the religion closet and declare himself an atheist. This is a HUGE deal – comparable to an actor coming out of the closet as gay! He’s been dodging the issue for YEARS, calling himself “agnostic” and “non-religious” because many people in America (his fans) are horrified that someone might not believe there’s a man in the sky making things happen. They suspect that an atheist has no moral values! (Despite the fact that there are almost no atheists in prison!) Nice guy Brad is the perfect poster boy for atheism. He’s been spending a lot of time in England where most people are not religious, and perhaps that boosted his courage. We’re glad he did it.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News