Andrew Dice Clay

ANDREW DICE CLAY IS SPREADING A RUMOR ABOUT HIMSELF

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And it’s a doozy. Clay planted the idea that he just MIGHT be nominated for an Oscar for his role in Woody Allen’s Blue Jasmine. The movie is enjoying decent reviews (we loved it!) and excellent boxoffice. It has been described as a take-of on “A Streetcar Named Desire“ since Cate Blanchett’s character shares many characteristics with the tragic Blanche Dubois. Of course that comparison DELIGHTED Clay because that means HIS beer swilling working class character is reminiscent of Marlon Brando. Since Cate is likely to earn a nomination for her role, Clay figured “Why not me too?” Actually Clay was well cast as a more subtle version of himself, but his acting wasn’t all THAT. Still, he has high hopes!

By Janet / August 4, 2013

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WOODY ALLEN LIVENED UP “BLUE JASMINE” WITH ANDREW DICE CLAY

We never thought we’d see Andrew Dice Clay acting in a movie alongside Cate Blanchett, but Woody Allen put them together in Blue Jasmine. Cate plays a sophisticated New York woman whose Wall Street financier husband (played by Alec Baldwin) turns out to be a white collar criminal like Bernie Madoff. She has to leave everything behind and move in with her kind but cash strapped sister in San Francisco. Dice plays the rather common handyman ex husband of the sister. Clay recalled that when his manager told him Woody Allen reached out, he was in SHOCK, Clay thought “That’s the last guy I ever thought would call for me! I thought it was an April fool’s joke!” As for Woody, he was happy with the results. Maybe another comeback for the Dice Man.

By Janet / July 14, 2013

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TERI HATCHER DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW SHE HAD A FLING WITH ANDREW DICE CLAY

Everybody makes mistakes. Teri Hatcher might have had a lapse of judgment back in 1993 when she filmed the movie “Brain Smasher” with Andrew Dice Clay. According to The Enquirer, Clay is now in the process of trying to sell his life story to publishers and he delights in telling about a fling he had with Teri when they costarred as lovers in the B movie. Teri can’t believe she EVER went out with Andrew Dice Clay and hoped the mistake was long forgotten, but it’s come back to haunt her. Clay, 53 still thinks Teri, 46, is hot and he’s proud of their history together. Plus, it might help him sell his book.

By Janet / September 9, 2011

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IS ANDREW DICE CLAY READY FOR THE NEW POLITICAL CORRECTNESS?

Andrew Dice Clay, 54, says he’s “back” thanks to his appearances on “Entourage.” He admits his career was dead for the last decade but now he’s performing in stadiums again. After being short of cash for a long time, Clay himself was surprised when he turned down a $100,000 offer from “Wife Swap.” Too bad – it might have been fun. Last year Clay got married for the third time – to 27 year old makeup artist Valerie Vasquez, (above) whom he met at the Playboy mansion. Outspoken Clay is noted for his racist, sexist, homophobic rants – we wonder how long it will take for him to rub the current “politically correct” public the wrong way.

By Janet / August 22, 2011

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MORE OF ANDREW DICE CLAY TO LOVE

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It looks like Andrew Dice Clay is buying his clothes at the same place as Kevin Federline – in the XXXL department. Both guys seem to think that huge hip hop clothes can camouflage weight gain. Unfortunately, the camera doesn’t lie.

By Janet / September 20, 2009

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