AIDS

WILL CHARLIE SHEEN TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT HIV?

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We can hardly WAIT to see if Charlie Sheen tells the truth about his HIV status. Will he use the tired excuse that manly men prefer – claiming that he caught it from “a prostitute”? Of course that is absolutely not true (no matter what the AIDS charities claim – it’s nearly impossible to catch HIV from a woman.) So that leaves either a homosexual tryst (not impossible considering how high Charlie gets and how oversexed he is) or dirty needles. We’re betting on the needles because he has admitted to injecting cocaine. At this point he’s believed to have been HIV positive for at least ten years. Denise Richards, who divorced him in 2006, says she knew he was infected and she and her daughters are negative. That leaves Brooke Mueller, his drug-crazed wife from 2008 to 2011 and the mother of his twin sons. She and Sheen did plenty of drugs together and she could be infected. She’s most likely the one suing him now. It’s been awhile since we heard from her.

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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY ALREADY LOOKS CONVINCING AS A SICK GUY

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It looks like Matthew McConaughey is well on his way to meeting his goal of losing thirty pounds by mid-September when he starts filming. He looks really scrawny in New York hailing a cab, and years older than 42. Of course he has a good reason for this self abuse. He’s starring in The Dallas Buyer’s Club and plays an AIDS patient. The movie is set in 1986 and his character, an electrician, is sent home to die but he won’t give up on living. He gets involved in the complex world of underground pharmacies for HIV drugs not approved in the US. In trying to save his own life, he ends up saving many others.

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ELTON JOHN’S $5000 A PLATE OSCAR PARTY

A friend managed to snap some photos INSIDE Elton John’s $5000 PER SEAT Oscar viewing dinner party in West Hollywood. (The money did go to his AIDS foundation, but wouldn’t it be nice if he supported a women’s charity also?) Anyway, our spy was mighty impressed with the mountain of Godiva chocolate boxes near the entrance. Celebrities got in free – Emma Roberts and Chace Crawford ignored the chocolates and smoked outside. They were overheard plotting to crash the Vanity Fair party. Some people are never satisfied.

ELTON JOHN: THIS DAMIEN HIRST PINK SPLATTERED AUDI IS WORTH A FORTUNE

Elton John is auctioning off this one of a kind Audi A1 that has been custom painted by the impossibly popular and “wealthiest living artist,” Damien Hirst. This particular Audi model won’t be available to the general public for months. Among other things, Hirst is famous for “spin paintings” and he did the same to this car. Despite Hirst’s obsession with “death,” Elton has assured art collecting bidders that the vehicle is “road legal and safe.” Since works by Hirst have sold for twenty million dollars, it will be interesting to see how much money Elton’s AIDS charity will benefit from this art inspired auction. We wish Elton would donate some of the money to women’s charities.