I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR LOVER

Lock up your shapely dark haired daughters! Prince is on the prowl again. His wife Manuela Testolini filed for divorce in Minneapolis on May 25. How Prince kept it under the radar THIS long is amazing – but then, no one was really sure until now that he was actually married! Our insightful colleague C.J. at the Star Tribune in Minneapolis just dug up this information. When we pondered why the couple split up, C.J. offered “Living with a short man who has to walk around in high heels has to be IMPOSSIBLE! He’s a hetero in touch with his feminine side – to the point that it’s a pain in the butt. He probably spent more time with his hairdresser than his wife. Prince knows how to attract gorgeous women – he just doesn’t know how to KEEP them.”

Kirstie Alley LOOKS fabulous due to her amazing weight loss but according to coworkers, it hasn’t done much for her temperament. A few years back when chubby Kirstie was filming her Pier 1 commercials she was described as “a lot of fun!” Her skirts got puffier with every commercial, but Kirstie was happy. “She loves fast food and routinely had orders from Taco Bell and Arby’s brought in during the shooting days. She was sweet and generous ” said a coworker “but she wasn’t hungry.” Her Jenny Craig ad shoots are a different story. Being hungry is no fun. A source said “Since she lost weight , Kirstie is SURLY! She’s impatient and yells at the director ‘Aren’t we done yet!’ or ‘Let’s speed it up!’ She’s more fun when she’s eating!”
We never thought of Paula Abdul as a fashion icon, but hey – we know a good deal when we see one. American idol’s emotional host cleaned out her closets and hauled a mountain of barely worn clothing to Celebrity Closet Raiders on Sunset Strip. Smart shoppers can buy items from Paula’s personal wardrobe at a fraction of the original price. Of course, it helps if you’re REALLY petite like Paula. The shop has stacks of her old designer jeans in size 26 and 27 ( they’re too big for Paula now) jackets , dresses, and a big rack of T-shirts. Best of all – most of the labels are from Robertson Blvd or Montana Avenue.
Been wondering what’s REALLY up with Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz? Justin’s recent interview in England in which he refused to talk about Cameron and stated that he is “not ready to settle down” raised eyebrows. Last month,as we reported, Justin attempted to negotiate taking a break from his relationship with Cameron so he could have some fun on his concert tour. He approached the subject very delicately, but according to an insider, “Cameron FREAKED. She won’t let go. She had a wedding to go to in Europe and HAD to have an escort. Justin doesn’t want a nasty split – he doesn’t know what to do. He really cares for Cameron and can’t stand to hurt her, so he went along.”

Nick Nolte, browsing in Malibu shops on an 85 degree day, wearing pants , a hawaiian shirt, bedroom slippers and a brown hooded velour bathrobe, accessorized with a bright orange purse hanging on a string around his neck that contained his credit cards. Nolte carried on a conversation with himself – there was no cellphone visible. He purchased several expensive beach towels…… Jason Lee, looking as scruffy and unshaven as his character Earl, standing in line at Hollywood’s OSH to buy an electic drill…..Orlando Bloom, walking his dog in Runyon Canyon at dusk and yakking on the phone at the same time…. Marriage and a baby hasn’t doused the flames of passion for Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams. Last week they went out on a “date” and shared a cozy booth at Holly’s West. They chatted and laughed nonstop and only had eyes for each other – you’d think they’d just met….
Interesting how WOMEN have become more and more influential in Michael Jackson’s life.There is no glass ceiling in his world. He’s fired nearly all of his male financial advisors and lawyers and his male publicist. His female publicist Raymone Bain has assumed the complex responsibility of running Michael’s world, along with Michael’s nanny Grace Rwaramba. The two women have become the most important people in Michael’s inner circle – Michael depends on THEM for advice, leaving his family out in the cold. Now that Michael is wandering around Europe looking for a place to live, some of his former associates are thinking he might move BACK to Neverland, believe it or not. It’s not sold, and the ranch actually earns money for Michael because he leases out acreage to cattle ranchers. There are now cattle grazing on the property. With the expensive frills elimininated, it’s certainly a plausible option for cash-strapped Michael.