I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR LOVER

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Lock up your shapely dark haired daughters! Prince is on the prowl again. His wife Manuela Testolini filed for divorce in Minneapolis on May 25. How Prince kept it under the radar THIS long is amazing – but then, no one was really sure until now that he was actually married! Our insightful colleague C.J. at the Star Tribune in Minneapolis just dug up this information. When we pondered why the couple split up, C.J. offered “Living with a short man who has to walk around in high heels has to be IMPOSSIBLE! He’s a hetero in touch with his feminine side – to the point that it’s a pain in the butt. He probably spent more time with his hairdresser than his wife. Prince knows how to attract gorgeous women – he just doesn’t know how to KEEP them.”

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22 thoughts on “I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR LOVER

  1. Any woman attracted to that freak is one woman i wouldn’t touch. But, we all know that women typically have no common sense and will latch on to someone that can get them something.

  2. Even we Swedish dudes thinks of him like a freaky guy! 😀

  3. How typical that the moron who posted the comment above about women latching onto someone who can get them something didn’t have the balls to leave his name.

  4. I don’t know if he still does it or not, but he used to show up unexpectedly at clubs in Minneapolis and perform – and he wasn’t all “dressed up” AND he was friendly and spoke to everyone. What you see in the picture is the performer, not the man.
    Swedes find him weird? Please. You had Eddie Maduza.
    Don’t confuse stage persona with life.

  5. 9:12
    We know you are working for another site..
    Go bore people somewhere else!!

  6. Prince is a SIZE 0 people!!!!!
    He probably owns a bikini too…

  7. Hey, I’m a hot blonde and I would go out with Prince anytime anywhere …and not just for what I could GET from it (anonymous, you loser!)
    Prince is the bomb! He is truly one of a kind!
    DON’T HATE!

  8. Hey…I’m a 5’8,teal-eyed brunette artist with a great body…when do I get to date Prince? Is there someone I could write to, perhaps get on a waiting list? 😀

  9. Funny, this story was released by People magazine at the beginning of the week for this weeks issue. Maybe Janet didn’t lift it, but Her source CJ did…This site is getting so old!!!!!

  10. he’s old now but back in the day he was well sexy. his face particularly. i think we can overlook the height issue in exchange for his successful music in the early days.
    his music today is turd and i’ve totally gone off him since he became a jehovah’s witness.

  11. i’m not judging any of the women who would enjoy going out with him.! I don’t understand it, but hey, i bet he’s macho under all that petite, frilly stuff. he only looks feminine, he doesn’t act feminine.

  12. “JANET IS THE SAME LADY WHO CREATED THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE/CAMERON DIAZ BREAK-UP RUMOR. SHE MADE IT UP TO CREATE TRAFFIC FOR HER SITE. SHE IS A (OLD!!!) PATHETIC LIAR WITH NO SOURCES!!”
    Uh, I don’t know who you are (are you also Anonymous 1:10?) but I have only recently started frequenting this site and I can tell you that not only are you are very clearly a HATEFUL PAIN IN THE ASS, but you have your information wrong – this is all over the internet at other gossip sites.
    You have a nice f*cking day.

  13. Prince seriously has NO HIPS in this picture! Can’t find his package either.
    If someone asked this mermaid to do a centerfold, I bet he would. What’s he hiding under the clothes ??

  14. Been getting into his early 80s “Controversy” album. The song “Private Joy” is hysterical lyrically, and is a big upper when one is out jogging. Also the title cut…..he’s genius, I don’t even care what he looks like.

  15. Personally, I don’t care what he looks like or what his preferences are. All I know is that this dude plays a mean f*ckin’ guitar!!

  16. For the record, he is NOT totally hetero. I know a man PERSONALLY who gave him a BJ some years ago.

  17. For all those who posted comments and signed ANONYMOUS – grow some balls!
    Like LadyLaw said…DON’T HATE. Sure the guy is 5’2″…but look at his achievements…despite growing up poor and from a broken home…He made the Forbes list of wealthiest entertainers…#40 I think.
    You haters need to watch and learn from this guy! If you can’t do that. Shut the F-UP!!!

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