BEST DRESSED MAN IN HOLLYWOOD
Due to popular demand, we are happy to present a cavalcade of Johnny Depp fashions. It is appearances such as these that made Johnny a fashion icon, adored by women and admired by men everywhere. Dudes seeking to emulate Johnny’s courageous fashion impact should note that he favors, not Armani, – but high quality vintage or retro styled clothing – often gabardine. He accessorizes lavishly and his signature hats are fedoras from the forties. Johnny gets his two tone wing tip shoes at LA’s Remix ($150,) and he has been known to dye the white section pink or turquoise depending on the occasion. We think he gets better every year.
Barbra is scowling and wearing NO makeup, her matted hair is uncombed and her posture and baggy black clothes hardly flatter her mature figure, but she still sports the PICTURE PERFECT manicure of a hand model. Barbra always said she thought her hands were her best feature, and obviously she meant it.
We were THRILLED to read about Wesley Snipes’ sticky sex habits as told by a former lap dancer to the News of the World – because now we feel free to reveal what he does here in the US! According to the News, he met chatty Fran Murphy while filming his new movie “The Shooter” in Cardiff, Wales. Among other things, Fran revealed that Wesley happened to have “strawberries and a big jug of chocolate sauce in his hotel room.” (That was NO coincidence, my dear) Fran started to nibble the strawberries but Wesley grabbed the sauce and poured it all over her and licked it off. Little did she know Wesley has a history of mixing food and sex. Years ago we were told that Snipes was addicted to both barbecue sauce and womens feet! A high priced Hollywood call girl told us that allegedly Wesley had a standing weekly appointment with her and their kinky sessions involved very little sex. He liked to sniff and fondle her high heeled shoes and topped off their dates by smothering her feet in barbecue sauce and licking it off!
Trouble in paradise for Hilary Duff and Joel Madden. They’re still in love and want to get married, but money is driving a wedge between them. The fact is, Hilary is making MUCH more money than Joel – an insider sniped “She earns more in a week than Joel has in his entire career.” Joel’s band Good Charlotte hasn’t done much in the last three years. Another issue is trust. Hilary is frequently on tour or on location and Joel has her bodygurads reporting her activities back to him. When Hilary is out with the girls and gets someone’s phone number, she writes it on her hand – so Joel can’t find it in her phone. She and her boyfriend have been known to snoop around each other phone books and emails. They’re trying to make it work – but it’s hard when you’re that young and ambitious and in love – ask Justin and Britney.