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BLACK PLASTIC RULES

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There’s no predicting who will turn up with a black American Express card next. {That’s the coveted card you MIGHT get if you charge a million dollars a year.) Kevin Federline has been flashing his card thanks to his hardworking wife Britney Spears. Now we’ve learned that Hef’s “Girls Next Door” are all packing the black plastic in their Prada bags. Hef’s three pampered girlfriends Kendra, Holly, and Bridget are regulars at the Joseph Martin Salon in Beverly Hills where they get their hair bleached to the point of no return. Since the bleach is so damaging the girls spend thousands more on hair extensions. But money is no problem there or anywhere else on Rodeo Drive when you have a black card.

Sunday, October 22, 2006
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Crack for Babies

This newlywed bride is absolutely DESPERATE to get pregnant. She’s been having fertility treatments, but the result so far has only been a miscarriage. Family is very important to her and she feels a baby is the only thing her marriage lacks. What’s her problem? Her problem isn’t WEIGHT – she’s not abnormally thin. Her problem isn’t AGE – she’s still in her thirties. Her problem isn’t her HUSBAND- he’s functioning normally. Her problem is her addiction to crack.

Saturday, October 21, 2006
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TENSION MOUNTS FOR KEITH URBAN

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We thought SOMETHING was up on Tuesday when Nicole Kidman turned up in Neiman Marcus accompanied by an older women – “maybe her mother or mother-in-law.” According to another shopper “Nicole wore jeans and her WET hair was pulled back in a bun.The women were quiet and kept to themselves. ” On her way to or from an INTERVENTION perhaps? A few days later it was announced that Keith had entered rehab. People who know and love Keith Urban say he’s an angst ridden artist when he has a new record coming out. ” He’s a humble guy, and he gets freaked out by his own success. ” The tension mounts when he’s releasing a new CD, and whether he was dabbling in smoking cocaine or drinking is not clear. When she married Keith, Nicole knew his addiction could return, and her PRENUP requires him to get treatment right away. She doesn’t want to jeopardize custody of her children. Keith had unpublicized treatment around 2002 somewhere in Malibu, so it’s most likely he’s there again.

Saturday, October 21, 2006
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FIRST IMPRESSION

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Stephen Dorff spent last Friday night making a big impression on the girls at Area. He was overheard chatting up one cutie by going on and on, casually mentioning his numerous real estate investments – in Malibu and New York. She looked impressed when he emphasized that he prudently invests his acting money in more and more properties. In fact, he confided confidentially , he just made an offer on a ten million dollar property. She looked appropriately impressed and he added modestly “I’ve made more money in real estate than my father.” (Hey Stephen, you’re a movie star – you don’t have to lay it on so thick!)

Friday, October 20, 2006
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MATTHEW PERRY: FRIEND IN NEED

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SOS for Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip! Matthew Perry is frantic because the big budget heavily promoted drama series that NBC expected to be a shoo-in, is floundering in the ratings. In fact, it seems to be sabotaging the whole night for the network. Matthew wants to save the show and he’s turned to his Friends costars for help. He’s begging Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow to guest star. So far no takers! No one has really turned him down flat, they’re just putting him off, saying they’re busy and maybe later. Looks like nobody wants to jump on a sinking ship.

Friday, October 20, 2006
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THE CAT'S AWAY

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Kristin Cavallari’s latest boyfriend, hockey player Mike Comrie, might not be thrilled to hear that she’s not exactly sitting at home waiting for his call. Kristin split from Brody Jenner at the end of summer and started dating Mikea few weeks ago. Comrie plays for the Phoenix Coyotes and he spends a lot of time on the road. What’s a girl to do? Kristin was seen at Hyde cuddling up to Sean Stewart ( he’s Rod Stewart’s kid.) Either the mouse is playing while the cat’s away, or Kristin has decided it’s just not fun to be a hockey widow.

Thursday, October 19, 2006
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HEATED DISCUSSION

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Last month we reported that Gilmore Girl Alexis Bledel and her exboyfriend Milo Ventimiglio, who also played her boyfriend on the show, were trying to patch things up. They split up last July after three and a half years together, but were spotted in September having a romantic dinner at an out of the way Silverlake restaurant. They’ve been keeping their rekindled romance undercover until they feel confident it will last. Things aren’t looking too promising. An observant reader of this site eyeballed the couple on Melrose Avenue having “a heated discussion.” The source said “They both looked upset and Milo seemed really angry with Alexis. (They had no shopping bags) He was yelling at her and people were staring but nobody dared approached them.” Time will tell.

Thursday, October 19, 2006
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SIGN LANGUAGE

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Oops! Someone brought this photo to our attention after we wrote about Marc Anthony’s impeccable manners. Okay, maybe we WERE a little hasty with our admiration. But we all have an occasional lapse – and we bet he doesn’t act like this when Jennifer is around.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006
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NO STRINGS

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Kevin Connolly must have had a premonition when he popped Brandon Davis in the puss recently. Since Nicky Hilton and Kevin split up, Brandon has oozed himself into becoming her constant companion.They were together at Xenii over the weekend and at Area on Monday night. A friend evaluated the Brandon/Nicky liaison: “They’re friends with benefits. Sex without strings. They grew up together so they have a lot in common and know each other well. Neither of them wants a relationship now -and they don’t have to go home alone.” Most unappetizing is the fact that Nicky’s sister Paris seems to have had this SAME arrangement with Brandon just a few weeks ago- between boyfriends! It’s almost too nauseating to contemplate.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006
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WHO LOVES YOU

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One more reason to love Frankie Valli: he didn’t forget his New Jersey buddies that were the original Four Seasons. The group split up in the 70’s’s but Frankie never forgot where he came from. He toured with replacement “Seasons” for years while his former backup guys knocked around and didn’t do well on their own. One even ended up in jail for awhile. Despite their differences, when Frankie and his songwriter/partner Bob Gaudio put together the deal for their hit Broadway show Jersey Boys, Frankie made sure the ORIGINAL Seasons and their families would receive a percentage of the profits. They couldn’t be happier and we love Frankie for that.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006
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