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WHOSE PARTY IS IT, ANYWAY?

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Girls outnumbered guys by around 4 to 1 at Hugh Hefner’s Halloween bash at the mansion Saturday night. Hef held court at the main table by the dancefloor where he had a constant assortment of people lined up to greet him. Paris Hilton noticed that Hef and his three girlfriends Holly, Bridget, and Kendra (The Girls Next Door) were the center of partygoers attention, and THAT would never do! She leaped up on a nearby table and started dancing above the crowd in her skimpy white costume. Eyes swiveled in HER direction (just the way Paris likes it) and Hef’s girlfriends looked askance at Paris’s antics. Moments later, a Playboy security guard “helped” Paris DOWN from the tabletop, despite her protestations, and she reluctantly drifted back into the crowd. Hef’s girlfriends just smiled.

Monday, October 30, 2006
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WHO IS THAT WOMAN?

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Why would a big star like Diana Ross go to BEVERLY HILLS without a stitch of makeup on? What WAS she thinking? It’s not like she’s going to a supermarket in the valley. There are photographers around every corner in Beverly Hills. Hopefully she is striding purposefully toward the nearest beauty salon.

Monday, October 30, 2006
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PATRICIA HEATON VS MICHAEL J FOX

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Thanks, Page Six, for mentioning our call to readers to boycott Albertson’s because of their spokesperson Patricia Heaton‘s stance on stem cell research. Yes, she happens to be a neighbor of ours, but we are on opposite sides of the fence on this issue. Judging from the overwhelming response to this item, people are EXTREMELY passionate about the Michael J. Fox TV ad supporting research. It seems there are at LEAST ten times as many people in FAVOR of research as against it. And they are EAGER to boycott! Readers can vent their feelings on Albertson’s website by clicking HERE or calling 1-877-932-7948. As for us, we no longer walk our dogs past Patricia’s house – just in case!

Monday, October 30, 2006
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JASON DAVIS'S POCKETS

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If Brandon Davis‘s brother Jason wonders why he has a hard time getting past doorpeople and into clubs, he might take a closer look at his apparel. Of course, when he and his brother are with Paris Hilton the velvet rope is lifted immediately. Life can be so unfair. In this photo Jason seems to be demonstrating the fact that he no longer has money to speak of- another reason clubs don’t roll out the red carpet.

Monday, October 30, 2006
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BOYCOTT ALBERTSONS TO PROTEST PATRICIA HEATON!

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Maybe Everybody Loves Raymond, but no one with an ounce of sense loves Patricia Heaton any more! Michael J Fox’s poignant TV ad urging stem cell research has the christian fanatics all lathered up. Last night Patricia Heaton cranked out her own celebrity ad OPPOSING stem cell research – it’s set to run during the World Series. Heaton says that if stem cell research occurs, “Low income women will be seduced by big checks” for donor eggs. Shame on you, Patricia. This sentiment isn’t acceptable in progressive California. Even our Republican governor has the sense to back stem cell research. It’s not a political issue – it’s a religious issue and Heaton is an embarrassment to evolved women. Readers, express your outrage by BOYCOTTING Albertsons – they employ Heaton is spokesperson. We can show Albertson’s we don’t agree with Patricia Heaton by shopping anywhere ELSE!

Sunday, October 29, 2006
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Rockers Turn To Each Other

Girls go crazy over these two tattooed rockers. They’re the real thing – their bands have been hugely successful, and they enjoyed all the fringe benefits of drugs, booze, groupies, strippers, and wild times. They’re both good looking and available, but their female fans might be turned off if they knew the truth about these two hot musicians. They’re bisexual. And involved with EACH OTHER! Sometimes they enjoy “boys night out” and they secretly rendezvous at one of their houses. They’ve been known to invite girls to join them in their orgies but the females end up frustrated because the guys get too wrapped up in each other.

Sunday, October 29, 2006
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DENNIS RODMAN: UNZIPPED

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Dennis Rodman is about to yank the trophy for Most Obnoxious Hollywood Barfly right out of Brandon Davis’s clutches. We doubt if he’ll be welcome at Memphis anytime soon. We’re told he got too rowdy after many cocktails there and started harrassing a waitress. When she resisted his loud come-ons and manhandling he actually exposed himself, before walking – or staggering- out on a $1400 tab. Days later, according to a source, he was out of his mind again at Le Deux where he attempted to pee on the wall inside the club! Bouncers forced him out and he peed in the parking lot. Clubowners are comparing notes and this boozehound will be banned from LA nightlife if he doesn’t clean up his act.

Saturday, October 28, 2006
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POWER COUPLE: SASHA BARON COHEN AND ISLA FISHER

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Take a look at a woman destined to be one of the richest wives in Hollywood. (AND take a look at the REAL Sasha Baron Cohen out of character!) Actress Isla Fisher is engaged to the hottest commodity in town – Sasha – who’s new comedy Borat is expected the break records in all directions. The film hasn’t even been released here yet and the buzz is so deafening that studios are falling all over each other bidding millions for rights to his next movie. Universal has the lead so far with 42 million. Cohen’s next effort will be all about his beloved character Bruno, a gay Austrian fashionista (with the faux hawk hair and tight pants,) and Bruno’s infiltration of New York’s fashion and club scene. Isla has a bright future, indeed.

Friday, October 27, 2006
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IS IT TARA OR OKSANA?

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With every surgery Tara Reid seems to look more like Ukranian ice princess Oksana Baiul. There IS an eerie resemblence, and both the actress and the skater have had more than a passing acquaintance with alcohol. Tara has done a lot of talking about her body sculpting but those in the know say she forgot to mention that she had the puffiness taken out of her eyes. And her smile is different because her teeth are bigger and whiter. We don’t know what, if anything, Oksana has had done, but we bet she gets mistaken for Tara occasionally.

Friday, October 27, 2006
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NICOLE KIDMAN'S MOVIE COMPANION

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While her husband Keith Urban is in rehab, Nicole Kidman was seen at the Arclight theater in LA catching a Sunday matinee with another man. She and her good looking muscular companion saw Prestige and observers got very excited over the notion that she was two-timing her husband. At first the man was incorrectly identified as actor Adam Beach. A closer look revealed the guy to be her longtime friend, confidant, and driver David Garris. He’s been working with her since she was married to Tom Cruise, and has even appeared in several of her movies as a driver. He’ll probably be the one driving her to Betty Ford when she’s able to visit Keith.

Thursday, October 26, 2006
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