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The Secret

Here’s an uncomfortable situation. This top actor had a reputation for being a heavy duty party guy back when he was starting out. It was drugs, booze and babes every night. Since then he’s settled down to a degree, but he still has an eye for young girls. He recently had a secret affair with a very popular underage actress who has a yen for older men. They met at a secret hideaway for sex and that was all there was to it. After a year it fizzled out. His first marriage produced a daughter who is now a teenager. Imagine his horror when his teen daughter started hanging out with his underage ex girlfriend! Not only does he fear the actress is a BAD influence on his little girl, but he’s terrified she’ll spill the beans on HIM!

Saturday, November 4, 2006

PAGE SIX, AGAIN!

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We just LOVE it when the New York Post’s Page Six picks up our stories! So we HAVE to point it out! This Simon Cowell item is the second story this week that Page six featured – and we couldn’t be more flattered and excited.

Saturday, November 4, 2006

ELVIS: WE CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU

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We can never get enough of Elvis and now we have a new book to look forward to that promises a truly inside glimpse at his many idiosyncrasies. We first met Sheila Caan (she was Sheila Ryan in those days) when she plopped herself down on a lounge chair next to us at the pool at 999 Doheny Drive . It was the height of swinging Hollywood in the 70’s and this was the hippest high-rise building near Sunset Strip. Sheila was a naturally pretty blonde who was DATING Elvis Presley! Her romance with Elvis lasted from ’73 to ’75 when she met and married James Caan. Now she’s written a juicy book about her time with Elvis called FAME ON ME and she’s almost ready to shop it around to publishers. I asked Sheila to slip me a few tidbits about Elvis that I didn’t already know. She told me he was shy, and got nervous on first dates. She said he loved Pink Panther movies and ate something called “hamburger steak” every night for a year. Best of all, she revealed he was proud of his “webbed toes” – he thought he had them because he was born a twin (His brother Jesse died at birth.) WE always thought webbed toes came from inbreeding – as in marrying one’s cousin! Whatever – we can’t wait to get our hands on FAME ON ME!

Friday, November 3, 2006

DIANA ROSS: SHE'S STILL GOT IT

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We feel it’s only fair that we show you this recent picture of Diana Ross performing in Australia. After all, we DID reveal Diana looking not-so-hot in Beverly Hills in that unfortunate sweat outfit. As you can see, Ms. Ross can still conjure up plenty of glamour when she wants to.

Friday, November 3, 2006

BORAT: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT

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As we left the theater, after laughing ourselves senseless watching the movie Borat, my companion raised the question of how much of the movie was staged and how much was spontaneous. It never occurred to me that ANY of the situations were staged – the victims seem so real. After investigating, we have decided that almost all the embarrassing encounters with innocent Americans were real. In fact, people victimized and humiliated in the film have started coming forward, calling themselves “Victims of Borat. ” The Veteran Feminists of America are particularly talkative about their “interview.” Borat’s “secret” is to have an apparently normal young woman make arrangements to pay victims and have them sign releases in advance. The feminists endured many hilarious jabs – Borat referred to one as “he” and at the end of the interview asked the women to lift their skirts. Pat Haggerty, the Washington DC public speaking coach who reeled when Borat mentioned having sex with his mother-in-law, simply said “They paid me money and deserved an hour of my time.” And he admits he’s enjoying his newfound fame. But, according to Fox’s Roger Friedman, TV news anchor Dharma Arthur claims Borat ruined her life. She was producer of the Jackson, Miss noon news show where Borat wreaked havoc and she ended up fired for booking him. It looks like Borats victims are very real and destined for notoriety themselves.

Thursday, November 2, 2006

JENNIFER ANISTON: CALL THE COPS

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Photo credit: E.L. Woody
Last night Jennifer Aniston flew in from London and she was greeted by dozens of paparazzi at LAX. She’s just spent a few days with the guy she’s STILL seeing, Vince Vaughn, who’s working there. They must have had a good time in his penthouse suite because she returned home looking very blonde and in a good mood. It looks like she bought a cap while she was there but it did nothing to disguise her. Jen caused such a stir in the airport that police had to escort her out.

Thursday, November 2, 2006

CHRISTINA AGUILERA: HAPPY ALL THE TIME

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One Hollywood couple whose marriage DOESN’T seem to be in trouble is that of Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman. Christina was the Corpse Bride for Halloween and the Bratmans celebrate their one year anniversary in November. We never hear stories about these two arguing in nightclubs or enduring long separations. They ALWAYS seem to be happy. Maybe the fact that at their wedding, Jordan proudly raised a toast to his parents thanking them for his generous male endowment, has something to do with it. His father took a bow and Christina smiled and nodded in agreement.

Wednesday, November 1, 2006

SIMON COWELL: SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS

Just what the world needs – another celebrity endorsed fragrance. This time it’s not a movie star or an athlete – it’s American Idol judge Simon Cowell. SOMEBODY (was it Estee Lauder?) came up with the bright idea that men everywhere will want to smell like Simon and use his grooming products. Granted, men ARE impressed with his financial success, but does that translate to wanting to emulate his skincare and fragrance? We hear he’s in the final stages of negotiating a deal with a New York cosmetics giant, and of course the packaging will be black, reflecting Cowell’s manly monochromatic t shirt collection.

Wednesday, November 1, 2006

MARIO LOPEZ: HEARTBREAK DEAD AHEAD

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As the competition heats up on Dancing with the Stars, it appears that Mario Lopez and his dance partner Karina Smirnoff are closer than ever. She happens to be a Latin dance champ -the ideal partner for Mario. The pair have been rehearsing day after day and partying at night. Mario has introduced New Jersey girl Karina to Hollywood nightlife – clubs and parties – and she loves it. The glamorous celebrity dance couple create a stir everywhere they go. There was even a report that Mario and Karina were partying at a local hotel bar and security later caught them in an embarrassingly passionate situation in the trash room! it looks like Karina is hooked on those Lopez dimples, just like many girls before her, but the prognosis for the romance is not good. Flirty Mario has opted NOT to tour with the Dancing with the Stars show , so Karina will soon be on her own. Like a setside romance, this relationship will likely be over as soon as the show wraps.

Wednesday, November 1, 2006

BRUCE WILLIS: HOWYA GONNA KEEP 'EM DOWN ON THE FARM?

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Bruce Willis is getting worried that his daughters are spending too much time in Hollywood. Rumer is eighteen and not only is she interested in acting, but she’s palling around with Lindsay Lohan. The last thing Bruce wants is for Rumor to turn into a party girl and forget about school. He’s much more at ease when the girls are living quietly in Idaho with their mother Demi Moore. But Demi and Ashton Kutcher have obligations in Hollywood so the girls are spending more and more time here- and LOVING it. To counteract some of the negative influences of LA, (like sexy designer clothes, parties, and bad boys) Bruce is spending more time with each daughter separately, to keep the communication flowing. Recently he was seen at the Westfield mall food court with fifteen year old Scout, who’s growing up fast. An observer told us “Scout’s big fat CHANEL handbag was on the table and she and her dad were having a sweet conversation and tasting off each other’s plates. They’re obviously very close.”

Tuesday, October 31, 2006