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JUSTIN AND CAMERON: EVERYTHING BUT THE WEDDING BELLS

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Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have finally negotiated a “no-marriage pact” that they can both live with. Last summer Justin was feeling pressure from Cameron for a marriage commitment. She SAID she wasn’t interested in tying the knot, but her actions made is obvious she wanted to settle down. Justin who’s younger, wasn’t ready to commit and still had a few wild oats to sew. He thought they should take a break. (WE thought it was over, but it wasn’t.) Justin really loves Cameron and despite his reservations, she held onto her man – and convinced him they could be happy together without ties that bind. In July they looked at properties in Hawaii but they had to work through their relationship problems before buying anything. They just celebrated their “new understanding” by purchasing a 16 million dollar waterfront house in Oahu together.

Sunday, November 12, 2006
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BRITNEY SPEARS: WIGGED OUT?

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One quick question: we thought Britney got her hair cut into a cute little bob, but when we look closely at the top of her head in this picture, it looks like she has fake hair. Are those extensions or a weave or a wiglet or WHAT? Does anyone in Hollywood have real hair any more?

Sunday, November 12, 2006
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BORAT: THE VILLAGERS ARE OUTRAGED!

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This is almost too funny to be believed. You all remember the beginning of Borat where he’s introducing people in his impoverished village in Kazakhstan as rapists, prostitutes and abortionists? It turns out this is a REAL village in Romania and the inhabitants had no idea Sacha Baron Cohen was making fun of them – now they’re thinking of taking legal action. They told reporters from the UK’s Daily Mail that the movie people misled them -implying it was a documentary – and paid them only around $5 each. “We couldn’t understand a word they said and they made us look like uncivilized savages. ” The remote mountain village called Blod has around a thousand gypsies living mostly on welfare, in dilapidated huts without toilets, with only donkeys for transportation. None have seen the movie because the closest theater is 20 miles away. They’re trying to get organized enough to sue, but it costs money. And they’re not getting a lot of respect from their own leaders. The local vice mayor remarked “They got paid so I am sure they are happy. These gypsies will even kill their own father for money.” It makes you want to see the movie AGAIN.

Saturday, November 11, 2006
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PAMELA ANDERSON: NOT READY FOR THIS CLOSE-UP

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Frankly, we never thought we’d see a truly BAD picture of Pamela Anderson. But here we have it. Is it the goofy outfit? Is it her makeup? The look on her face? The fact that we can’t see her hot body? Probably all of the above. We know she’s much better looking than this. Pam should have this photo erased from the internet.

Saturday, November 11, 2006
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Down Low

This smart, funny actor is a top boxoffice attraction. He’s still on the young side but he’s cranked out some major movies and proved himself a skillful actor. He’s a father but he’s single and a magnet for females. He’s often seen at glamorous parties and Hollywood clubs with his entourage and assorted beautiful women, but he hasn’t had a long term relationship. Except with his young male assistant! His female admirers would be SURPRISED to learn that this straight-seeming actor is sleeping with his assistant on the down-low!

Friday, November 10, 2006
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DAVID SPADE: MORE OF HIM TO LOVE

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We can’t help but comment on the fact that David Spade is starting to look a bit pudgy – especially in the caboose- in all the recent photos we’ve seen of him. Female actors are tortured about their weight all the time but a male actor usually has to gain about a hundred pounds before anyone pays attention. David has always been super skinny so it’s a novelty for him to look heftier. Maybe Heather Locklear is a bad iinfluence – she’s always said she can eat ANYTHING and never gain a pound and David might be trying to keep up with her.

Friday, November 10, 2006
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E.L. WOODY: BRUNO STRIKES OUT

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We just LOVE this story. By now you fans know that Sacha Baron Cohen’s next movie will be all about Bruno, his gay Austrian fashionista character. Bruno, along with Ali G and Borat, has been a staple on Cohen’s HBO comedy show. Lucky you, we have a first hand report of an intended “victim” of Bruno’s here in Hollywood. Bruno BEGGED E.L. Woody, the King of Paparazzi in Hollywood, to do an interview about his popular Celebrities Uncensored TV show. At that time, Woody had no knowledge of Bruno and turned him down several times but he was persistent and Woody finally gave in. They arranged to meet at Antonio’s restaurant on Melrose and then drive around in a truck and film a few Hollywood hotspots. No nonsense Woody was immediately suspicious because he said “The eight people in the group looked like a bunch of leprechauns in lederhosen.” Woody remembers that Bruno “had an odd accent “and was fawning all over him, complimenting his work. Woody couldn’t help wisecracking “Where are your Lucky Charms?”
“It didn’t look like a professional crew – my bullshit meter went up to ten.” said Woody. A hand printed (in pencil) release was thrust in front of Woody to sign. Curious , Woody went along for the ride. But when they got in the truck, flamboyantly gay Bruno started asking all about homosexuality. “Is Tom Cruise gay? Is Keanu Reeves gay? Is Brad Pitt gay?” and Woody started steaming. Is EVERYONE in Hollywood gay?” Bruno persisted. Eventually Bruno started coyly flirting with Woody, a former Green Beret and onetime editor of Easy Rider magazine, and asked “Are YOU gay?” THAT did it! Woody called them a “bunch of phonies” and dumped them all on the street. Soon after, Woody’s lawyer called Bruno and threatened to sue -so you won’t be seeing this footage anywhere. Too bad!

Friday, November 10, 2006
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MICHAEL J FOX: WE LOVE YOU

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Congratulations Michael – your pro stem cell research TV ad was VERY effective! And congratulations to the voters of Missouri. We all remember the ad which drew national attention because Michael was moving involuntarily from the effects of Parkinson’s disease. The point of the ad was to get Missouri senatorial candidate Claire McCaskill elected – the focus of her campaign was her support of stem cell research. Missouri voters have spoken – Michael’s candidate left the conservative candidate Senator Jim Talent in the dust, and the state is backing embryonic stem cell research. This may not set well with Patricia Heaton, who spoke out AGAINST stem cell research, but it makes the rest of us very happy!

Thursday, November 9, 2006
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SEEN AROUND TOWN

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Wentworth Miller, with his distinctive shaved head covered, popped into Larchmont Hardware to get a key copied on his way to the the Coffee Bean down the street….
Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky at Toast – Paris was chowing down on a big juicy sandwich “as if she was STARVING.” They both ate inside with sunglasses ON. Afterwards they jaywalked across the street to shop… Harry Hamlin, who flunked out of Dancing with the Stars, is keeping his boyish physique by working out with free weights at the Fitness Factory in West Hollywood… Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, dining lightly at Doug Arango’s with a tableful of family members….Halle Berry sitting in her car OUTSIDE the BAFTA Awards, waiting her turn onstage. She didn’t like the green room…..

Thursday, November 9, 2006
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THE TRUTH ABOUT THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR

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There’s more to the Girls Next Door than meets the eye. (Or maybe I was just naive ) Someone very involved in the Playboy world filled me in on what we DON’T see on the reality show. I’m not going to name names, so you’ll have to figure it out, but it makes watching the show a LOT more interesting, looking for clues. Apparently ONE of the three girls (Holly, Kendra, and Bridget) is a hard-core lesbian and not the LEAST bit interested in men. Another of the girls is super freaky and into almost any kind of kinky sex. The third girl seems to have a genuine crush on Hef and just wants to keep him happy. The lesbian has claimed the super freak for her girlfriend and they regularly get it on in a wide variety of ways for Hef’s amusement. The third one joins in if Hef says to. At his age, he’s happy just to watch.

Wednesday, November 8, 2006
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