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EMMITT SMITH: A SURE THING?

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Here’s a HOT RUMOR and it makes all the sense in the world. We’re hearing that Emmitt Smith is set to win tonight, regardless of how the voting goes. Producers decided that Emmitt HAS to win because Mario, as you read here, has told them he will NOT be going on the Dancing with the Stars tour! They can’t have a tour without the winner, can they? We hear that Mario already knows he can’t win, and he’s okay with it. Is this another Rockstar Supernova situation, or what? Time will tell!

Wednesday, November 15, 2006
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LINDSAY LOHAN AND ASHLEY OLSEN: HOW THEY SHOP

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There’s a big difference in the way Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Olsen do their shopping at Barneys in Beverly Hills. Lindsay struts around like she owns the place and zeroes in on the most expensive shoes and purses. In this picture her eyes are filled with lust as she examines ridiculously expensive designer handbags.
Ashley Olsen is even more shy when she’s not in the company of her sister. Here she is inexplicably dressed sort of like a Beverly Hills matron with that “fur” wrap and plain hairdo. She’s in the fragrance department looking apologetic – she doesn’t advertise the fact that she probably COULD own the place if she wanted to.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006
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Results Are In!

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Here’s how you voted!

Wednesday, November 15, 2006
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RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS HEAT UP THE ROXY AND BILL GATES

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Microsoft took over the Roxy Monday night for a big party for Bill Gates and the Red Hot Chili Peppers were the main attraction. Unfortunately, Anthony Kiedis came down with a sore throat so he requested that the air conditioning be turned OFF during his show. If you’ve ever been to the Roxy you KNOW how hot it gets, even WITH air! Bill Gates and all his wealthy business pals were sweating like horses and peeling off their jackets. Keidis managed to put on a good show – at one point he tried to pull Bill onstage to sing along with the band and the crowd cheered him on. The shy billionaire declined and after the show he and his sweaty friends dashed upstairs to On The Rox to cool off.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006
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VOTE NOW: DANCING WITH THE STARS

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See how readers voted before the judges here.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006
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JOHNNY DEPP AND KEANU REEVES: PASTA TO GO

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A tale of two actors: Johnny Depp and a friend went to the Vivoli Italian restaurant on Sunset awhile back and ordered two dinners – around $50 worth of food – to go. “He couldn’t have been nicer. He chatted with all the waiters and was friendly to everyone. ” Johnny REALLY impressed his server when he tipped him $50. Weeks later Keanu Reeves walked into the restaurant with the same companion that Johnny’d been with, and THEY ordered two meals to go. “Keanu was polite but he kept to himself – he wasn’t as sociable as Johnny.” And the funny thing is, Keanu walked out without tipping AT ALL!

Tuesday, November 14, 2006
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ANGELINA JOLIE: HIGH SCHOOL HOTTIE

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We all knew Anglelina Jolie was WILD in her pre-Brad Pitt days, so this story shouldn’t be a big surprise to Brad. Maybe Angelina ought to consider attending her high school reunions- then her former classmates at Beverly Hills High School, class of ’93, wouldn’t be so likely to talk about her! She definitely made an impression on her fellow students. At their last reunion a large group of well lubricated grads started talking about “first times” – their first sex experiences as teens. When they started comparing notes, the guys came to the amazing realization that “half the male students” had lost their virginity with Angelina! And they’d all thought they were so SPECIAL!

Tuesday, November 14, 2006
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JENNY MCCARTHY: HOOKED ON A FEELING

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Jim Carrey has the girl of his dreams (Jenny McCarthy) wrapped around his little finger. How’d he do it? We can spell it out in two words: TANTRIC SEX! We’re as surprised as you are, but Jenny has been quoted gushing about their sex life, calling it “beautiful.” In fact, Jim is a practitioner of Tantric sex which is a meditative, slow moving ethereal kind of sex that can be particularly pleasing to women as well as men. It makes everything last longer and lovemaking can go on for hours. Jim taught Jenny the joys of Tantric sex and she’s become an avid pupil – and more than a little addicted to HIM.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006
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DENNIS RODMAN: THROWING MONEY AROUND

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Maybe Dennis Rodman took a hint from the last story we wrote about him misbehaving in bars, because he was on his best behavior on Latin night at Rage in West Hollywood recently. He introduced his attractive girlfriend “of nine months” to strangers at the bar and instructed her to show off the handbag he’d bought her at Gucci for $7000. The girl, a tall curvy exotic beauty, proudly showed off her leather trophy, but confided to the bartender that “Dennis wants me to have his baby, but I don’t think it’s a good idea!” (UNDERSTATEMENT!) Dennis downed Jagermeister shots while they watched the female impersonator jiggling and singing in Spanish. In fact he got SO carried away that Rodman bought a hundred singles and gave fistfulls of money to his girlfriend and other people at the bar to shower on the delighted performer.

Monday, November 13, 2006
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JACQUELINE BISSET: THE REAL THING

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Jacqueline Bisset became the talk of the plastic surgery show Nip/Tuck because she has had NO work done! When she first joined the show everyone was impressed with her naturally beautiful looks. She’s had a long career in Hollywood, but despite considerable scrutiny , everyone agreed that she hasn’t had any nips or tucks. “She has a real face and it’s insanely beautiful” remarked a setsider. Maybe that ‘s why she’s such a lighting expert. “Jackie KNOWS her lighting” said a crew member. “She takes charge and sweetly tells the gaffers exactly how to set up the lights and use filters for the most flattering effect in all her scenes. “

Monday, November 13, 2006
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