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Eternal Bachelor

This extremely wealthy guy has dated some of the sexiest actresses in Hollywood. But they can’t seem to land him as a husband. He resists getting married because it’s hard to find a girl who will put up with his idiosyncrasies. His relationships devolve into friendships. He seems mild-mannered, but in fact he periodically goes off on kinky drug and sex binges. That’s when he indulges in crystal meth and transvestites! He doesn’t consider himself gay or even bisexual, but he loves to be serviced by cross-dressing he-she’s. And he can’t get enough drag queen entertainment! No WONDER he’s the eternal bachelor.

Friday, November 24, 2006
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TOM CRUISE: IT'S A CINCH

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Here’s a juicy little secret that Tom Cruise might kill us for telling you. Oh well, here we go- Tom was wearing a GIRDLE under his tuxedo at his wedding! In case you haven’t noticed, Tom packed on around twenty pounds in the past few months before the big event. He says he’s a “nervous eater.” And he’s had a lot to be nervous about – his exit from Paramount and his high octane marriage. When Tom arrived in Rome, we hear that Giorgio Armani was apoplectic because the wedding tux was too small. Armani personally tended to all the fittings while Tom’s pants were let out and various details were adjusted. Tom wanted to look svelte so he didn’t protest when Giorgio suggested girdling Tom’s midsection so the jacket would fall properly. The corset was sewn into Tom’s undergarment. Everyone was sworn to secrecy, but those Armani employees love to gossip, and are we grateful for THAT!

Friday, November 24, 2006
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JOHNNY DEPP: NOT JUST ANOTHER LUNCH

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Photo Credit: Neill Schutzer/Ramey

We could just kick ourselves for not going to Musso & Frank’s for lunch Tuesday. Hollywood’s oldest restaurant attracts a lot of showbiz types, but it’s not much of a celebrity hangout. Obviously when it IS, the star watching of the highest calibre. Johnny Depp is happily flashing a paper doll that a fan gave him. How cool is that distressed leather jacket?

Friday, November 24, 2006
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CLAY AIKEN: LET'S FORGET ABOUT IT

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How come no one is talking about the fact that Rosie O”Donnell blatantly OUTED Clay Aiken? Poor Kelly Ripa is being chastized for her perfectly normal reaction to Clay clamping his hand over her mouth to jokingly “shut her up” on her own TV show. No female TV host WE know of would be okay having a guest clamp his paw over her mouth and having her lipstick smeared on live TV. Granted, Aiken meant no harm – it was just rather tasteless, and Kelly’s gripes about “where his hands have been ” are perfectly normal. But Rosie’s take on the incident – that Kelly’s protest was homophobic – is laughable. In calling the incident “homophobic,” Rosie carelessly (or deliberately?) OUTED Clay Aiken, who has made it clear he wants to keep his sexuality private. WE bet Clay is VERY upset with Rosie for making an issue of this, and wishes it would go away.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006
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GWEN STEFANI: NOT HER BEST LOOK

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Okay, we have to admit our sweetheart Gwen Stefani doesn’t look her BEST at the AMA’s. This is apparently the same outfit that she wore for her Entertainment Weekly spread, and it looks better sitting down. The combo of the wig, (we love her REAL hair) goofy sunglasses, and blah oufit are not up to her usual standards. But her yodeling makes up for a LOT. And Gavin looks adorable.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006
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MISCHA BARTON: CRACKING UP OR FAKING IT?

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“Mischa is miserable since she left the O.C. She feels like her life is over and everything is going downhill.” revealed an insider. “She feels lost since she left the show and started pestering her boyfriend Cisco Adler for a commitment. She threatened to leave if he didn’t give her a ring. He wasn’t ready to get engaged so he stalled by buying her a “promise” ring. That satisfied her for a few weeks, but she started acting crazy and hyper-emotional. “She acts like she has nothing to live for.” Cisco couldn’t take the drama and told her “We’re better off apart.” He told friends “She’s too crazy for me.” That really set her off – she threatened to commit suicide and even threatened to kill their dog! She was seen sobbing in her car with wrist bandages. Whether she actually cut herself isn’t known. “Cisco feels bad so he’s pretending to work things out with her so he can let her down easy. He’s hoping she’ll come to her senses and won’t do anything violent or vindictive. But he wants out.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006
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MICHAEL RICHARDS: HE'S NO KRAMER

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Michael Richards’ tirade at the Laugh factory isn’t the first time he’s LOST IT with minimal provocation. In fact, his nasty temper is legendery. A few years ago he was eating solo at an Italian restaurant on Melrose Avenue when a middle aged couple walked in. The woman spotted “Kramer” and excitedly asked the host if they could be seated at the next table. As they were seating themselves, the woman said “I hope you don’t mind if we sit here – we’re big fans of yours!” To everyone’s shock, Richards roared “YES, I MIND IF YOU SIT THERE! I’m not some animal in the zoo to be stared at!” The scared woman assured him “We’ll sit somewhere else.” He yelled “I don’t give a F— WHERE you go!” She put her hand his shoulder to calm him and he shouted “Don’t touch me!” The terrified couple backed off to a corner and the restaurant paid for their dinner. Everyone was frozen in their seats, terrifed to look, when Michael finished and stood up to leave. But he walked out smiling and said goodbye to the cook. We think it’s time for anger management counseling.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006
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RUPERT MURDOCH: OUR UNEXPECTED HERO

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Finally, SOMEBODY came to their senses! Thank you, RUPERT MURDOCH for cancelling OJ Simpson‘s TV special and book deal. Judith Regan could learn a thing or two from you.

Monday, November 20, 2006
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MICHAEL JACKSON: NO EXCUSE

Michael Jackson has watched with envy while Celine Dion, Elton John, and Prince have negotiated lucrative contracts to perform regularly in Las Vegas. At one time it appeared that Michael had a deal of his own, but it fell through. Michael LOVES the limelight and he really misses being in front of an audience. Why hasn’t he made a deal in Las Vegas? We hear it’s an insurance problem – nobody wants to insure him because he has a habit of bailing on concerts. Michael has claimed to be sick or injured and missed appearances one too many times – so no one wants to take a chance on him.

Monday, November 20, 2006
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BRUCE WILLIS: CUTTING UP

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Women interested in “bumping into” Bruce Willis might try checking out his newest hangout. Bruce likes the bar at Wolfgang Puck‘s new, ultra fancy steak restaurant , Cut, in the Beverly Wilshire hotel .He also likes the food and had a rowdy group of friends with him for dinner there. Another diner said “Bruce was holding court at his table of friends. He was with a small busty blonde in a t -shirt and jeans. His friends looked like a bunch of ZZ Top roadies – dirty jeans and lots of hair. They were with a woman who looked like a hooker. The group was loud and acting drunk and stupid. It was almost as if they were TRYING to get attention – they were hooting and hollering like they were in a biker bar. The louder they got , the more the other patrons gave them disapproving looks. But nobody told them to quiet down – because they were with Bruce.”

Monday, November 20, 2006
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