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VING RHAMES: WHO'S KISSING HIM NOW?

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There are plenty of gay shenanigans in Adam Sandler’s currently filming movie “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.” It’s about firemen who pretend they’re gay to get health benefits. Hulking Ving Rhames plays a macho fireman of indeterminate sexual preference, and his character was supposed to give a big kiss to another guy. But Ving could NOT bring himself to do it. Kissing a guy freaked him out. Producers solved the problem by grabbing an extra – a tallish girl with short hair – and they dressed her up in men’s clothes. Ving was perfectly happy to kiss the girl in drag – and the girl was thrilled because the bigger role meant she got her SAG card.!

Sunday, December 3, 2006
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BRITNEY SPEARS: YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS

Finally someone has taken the incentive to force Britney Spears to stop flashing the press! She dined at Mr Chow for her 25th birthday Saturday night and her two male companions were very fussy about how she arrived. One thoughtful dude actually HELD her knees together and forced her to climb out of the car that way. Somebody give that guy a medal – he did what none of her other “friends” had the sense to do. Paris and Nicky Hilton and Lindsay Lohan joined Brit inside where they partied in the private room. Afterward they all took off for Hyde. Two unexpected party guests turned up there-club promoter Ingrid Casares and her expartner Chris Paciello. Chris is a mafia goon who recently got out of jail after informing on his mob bosses- (shouldn’t he be in the witness protection program?) Let’s hope Britney doesn’t pick him as her new best friend.

Sunday, December 3, 2006
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VOTE NOW!

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We have another bone to pick with Gloria Allred, who is representing the four men insulted by Michael Richards at the Laugh Factory. She set up a meeting so that Richards can apologize to them in person. That’s fine, but a retired judge will “mediate” and there MAY be a CASH SETTLEMENT involved. A BAD idea.

Imagine a world where people insulted are routinely rewarded with cash settlements! Lawyers will be licking their chops. We think Richards’ public humiliation and a sincere apology are enough.
What do YOU think?

Sunday, December 3, 2006
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Two Lines of Coke

This handsome young actor had a beautiful longtime girlfriend and they both started getting very successful in Hollywood around the same time. They seemed like old fashioned sweethearts but were far kinkier than we realized. The founded what they laughingly called The Hollywood Spanking Club. These private celebrity get-togethers were actually orgies and participants were encouraged to live out their wildest fantasies. Activities were fueled by an abundance of drugs. More often than not, our straight actor and his girlfriend ended up wih partners of their own sex. The actor’s motto was: “The difference between gay and straight is two lines of coke.” A few years have passed and they’ve both moved on to new relationships. Both of their new partners would be VERY surprised to hear about the old days!

Saturday, December 2, 2006
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SEEN AROUND TOWN

A familiar looking guy walked up to the clerk in Starbucks at Universal City and ordered coffee. The clerk asked “Do you get the employee discount?” James Franco laughed and said “No, I don’t work here!” …..Keira Knightley at Urban Outfitters on Melrose, trying on winter shorts…. Drew Barrymore at the Rose Bowl flea market hastily purchasing a $25 Victorian white nightgown. When she saw people noticing her, she disappeared into the crowd………Queen Latifah, her skin glowing, wearing grey and blue sweats in the Beverly Connection parking lot on her way to Old Navy…… Spikey haired Rex Lee, who plays Jeremy Pivens’ tormented assistant Lloyd on Entourage, waiting in line for a screening of The Good German at the Directors Guild theater…. Cameron Diaz devouring chicken pho (Vietnamese noodle soup) at Absolutely Phobulous on La Cienega…..

Saturday, December 2, 2006
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JANET JACKSON AND JERMAINE DUPRI: LOVE ON THE ROCKS?

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The spectacular failure of Janet Jackson’s latest album is causing a rift in her relationship with Jermaine Dupri. Jermaine produced the album on the Virgin label and when it tanked, he quit in a rage – blaming the record company for not promoting the album properly. But Janet’s still signed with the label and she feels abandoned with no one there to look out for her. “Watching Beyonce’s CD climb the charts hasn’t made Janet feel any better.” an industry insider remarked. Janet has been very serious about Jermaine – she talks about marrying him and having kids. (He stuck by her through all her weight fluctuations.) But now she doesn’t know where to turn – she’s been getting advice from her old pals Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis and that makes Jermaine feel awful. Janet and Jermaine have been going out separately more than ever. They’re trying to work it out and get through the holidays. But if they can’t get past this huge failure, they’ll probably split in February and announce it after The Grammys.

Friday, December 1, 2006
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MIKE TYSON: NOBODY'S STUD

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SOMEBODY was really disappointed when Mike Tyson denied those stories that he planned to work as Heidi Fleiss’s “number one stud” at her male brothel in Nevada. Bobby Brown had been VERY excited about the idea because Mike is appearing on his reality show Being Bobby Brown. When Whitney Houston and Bobby split up, the series was almost canceled but Bobby talked his pal Mike Tyson into joining the show. Producers are currently filming segments in Las Vegas, scrambling to keep the series alive. Bobby REALLY wants the show to survive and he figured the Heidi Fleiss brothel situation would stir things up. But apparently Heidi had jumped the gun and Mike admitted the rumor wan’t true. So Bobby’s crossing his fingers that the show will go on without Whitney.

Friday, December 1, 2006
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TOM CRUISE: KING OF WHAT?

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Is Nicole Kidman losing her children? Except at her wedding, we haven’t seen photos of Hollywood’s highest paid actress, Nicole, with her kids, Connor and Isabella, for a very long time. Supposedly she had custody for six months of the year but we wonder if Tom has convinced her not to interrupt their home schooling by taking them away to Australia or wherever. There’s always the chance that the Scientology based home schooling (brainwashing?) the kids are getting could – in a subtle way – be turning them against their mother. We ‘wonder how Nicole feels about this education her kids are getting – Scientologists teach what they like and don’t believe in going to college. After a number of years of Scientology studies, the kids will have more in common with Tom and have a hard time relating to their mother. Judging from the photo above, Connor is already in deep.

Thursday, November 30, 2006
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HILARY DUFF AND JOEL MADDEN: INCOME DISPARITY

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Just as we predicted last July, Joel Madden and Hilary Duff ‘s romance was headed for disaster. And it’s MORE than their eight year age difference. (Joel was Hilary’s first real romance) Money was the big stumbling block. Their incomes are at opposite ends of the spectrum – Hilary is earning millions with her music and acting and Joel’s band Good Charlotte is struggling to make a comeback. And of course, Hilary is out of town most of the time working somewhere, and long separations ignite suspicions. Joel even had Hilary’s bodyguard reporting back to him on her activities. Finally they realized that although they still care about each other, they just weren’t as happy as they used to be, and they called it a day. Still, we suspect a lot of texting will go on before it’s really over.

Thursday, November 30, 2006
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Vote Now

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Rumor has it that the last straw in the breakup of Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock was the fact that he HATED Borat – the movie she appeared in, and didn’t think it was funny. Pam ADORED the movie.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006
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