SIMON COWELL: SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS
Just what the world needs – another celebrity endorsed fragrance. This time it’s not a movie star or an athlete – it’s American Idol judge Simon Cowell. SOMEBODY (was it Estee Lauder?) came up with the bright idea that men everywhere will want to smell like Simon and use his grooming products. Granted, men ARE impressed with his financial success, but does that translate to wanting to emulate his skincare and fragrance? We hear he’s in the final stages of negotiating a deal with a New York cosmetics giant, and of course the packaging will be black, reflecting Cowell’s manly monochromatic t shirt collection.
Wednesday, November 1, 2006
Anonymous
Hello!!! i Love you Simon!!
Rori
Page Six should mention that Constantine Maroulis will be starring in Jacques Brel on Broadway.
http://myspace.com/constantinemaroulis
Sherri
Janet “Page Six” mentioned you again, but this time it’s regarding this Simon Cowell piece you wrote. I believe that’s twice in one week. Way to go…
Pebbles
hahaha! You had me for a while there Janet.
Anonymous
Successful loser.
Anonymous
Send him back to England.
Anonymous
who would want to use any perfume that comes from a man who never, apparently, changes his shirt? He attended the Trump wedding wearing a wide-open shirt. Everyone else was formally dressed. He has NO class!!
Pat
Why would anyone want to smell like asshole?
Rori
Constantine Maroulis is alive and well and has new songs on his myspace.
http://myspace.com/constantinemaroulis