Crack for Babies
This newlywed bride is absolutely DESPERATE to get pregnant. She’s been having fertility treatments, but the result so far has only been a miscarriage. Family is very important to her and she feels a baby is the only thing her marriage lacks. What’s her problem? Her problem isn’t WEIGHT – she’s not abnormally thin. Her problem isn’t AGE – she’s still in her thirties. Her problem isn’t her HUSBAND- he’s functioning normally. Her problem is her addiction to crack.
Saturday, October 21, 2006
Anonymous
Eva Longoria
madmadgrrl
Desperate???
Its clearly: Eva Long-HO.
The National Enq. even states this week she has gone so far as to build a nursery in her dressing room.
Sounds like wishful, crackhead thinking…
Janet Buttimer
Did Brittany Murphy ever get a guy – any guy – to accept payola and marry her? My daughter and me can’t stand her
Now SHE is crack. And a BM.
Anonymous
Anna Nicole Smith
Anonymous
Pam Anderson already has children!
Anonymous
It’s totally J.Lo.
SAH Mom
Pam Anderson…she recently miscarried, her weight isn’t the problem (if you count those two water wings she stores on her chest), and she wants kids.
Anonymous
I just read that Pam Anderson recently miscarried… hmmm
jrex
Who is Claire Forlani? Desperately is obviously a clue, come on. But who?
Anonymous
Avril Lavine or Christina Augeliera?
Anonymous
I agree that it is claire forlani. she has that look.
WendyInDC
It’s NOT Patricia Arquette b/c she was NOT in Desperately Seeking Susan — her sister Rosanna Arquette was.
Anonymous
There was an article in one of the tabloids this week saying that Nicole Kidman was going for fertility treatment or something.
Anonymous
Marcia Cross
Anonymous
J Lo has been married for a couple years, that is not a newly wed.
Pam looks the part and just got married.
Anonymous
Check out this link that supports J.Lo as the one…
it’s the blog “A Socialite’s Life” from April 2006
http://socialitelife.com/2006/04/03/rumor_mill_did_kimora_lee_simmons_buy_a_hollywood_hills_home.php
Anonymous
Check out this link that supports J.Lo as the one…
it’s the blog “A Socialite’s Life” from April 2006
http://socialitelife.com/2006/04/03/rumor_mill_did_kimora_lee_simmons_buy_a_hollywood_hills_home.php
Anonymous
Rachel Ray and her husband don’t want any kids.
Anonymous
Janet didn’t say it was as actress maybe it could be Rachel Ray. She may be a little chubby but don’t you figure after all these years
of fixing yummy stuff she be a huge heiffer!
Anonymous
Janet didn’t say it was as actress maybe it could be Rachel Ray. She may be a little chubby but don’t you figure after all these years
a fixing yummy stuff she be a huge heffer!
stating the obvious
it has got to be J Lo — of all the guesses above, she is the only one still in her 30’s. Just because she doesn’t drink – don’t assume she ain’t doin crack! It is a well known fact that she wants to be pregnant more than anything and we all know Marc has several kids already with other women – therefore, problem is J-Lo!!!
Anonymous
Claire Forlani – just married to Dougray Scott, who plays Ian on Desparate Housewives.
Anonymous
Yes, they have a kid and she is in her 40s.
Anonymous
Don’t Patricia and her husband already have a kid?
Anonymous
Star Jones, without a doubt!
anonymous
I don’t think it’s Pam Andersen. My guess is Patricia Arquette. I think the DESPERATLEY was a clue – indicating someone from Desperate Housewives – no one there, although her sister, Rosanna Arquette, is on another TV show on the same network (What About Brian). She was also in Desperatley Seeking Susan. Patricia is not overly skinny, a newlywed, and in her 30’s.
Anonymous
It’s gotta be Mrs. Robert Ritchie a.k.a Pamela Anderson.
Anonymous
Sandra Bullock is a delicious guess, but I tend to think it’s Pam Anderson. She has totally rocked the crackhead look for years now. I remember when she stripped down to nothing on SNL years ago – the first thing I thought was “She’s gotta lay off the coke.”
Anonymous
It’s Pamela Anderson. She and Kid Rock are trying to get pregnant.
Anonymous
It is NOT J Lo. She doesn’t even touch alchohol, I doubt she’s into crack.
Anonymous
LOL Marcia’s pregnant with twins!
Anonymous
Marcia Cross
shores4now
Not Sandra Bullock, she is 42 years old..
Anonymous
It is Sandra Bullock…just ask the folks in TX about her drug prob. Sad but true.
Ban
I think it’s Rebecca Grayhart. She’s married to McSteamy from Grey’s Anatomy, in her 30s, etc. She has that crack whore look.
Anonymous
IMO,
Nicole Kidamn is abnormally thin.
And it has been revealed her husband is in treatment for cocaine addiction.
Nicole Kidman does not quite fit the profile for this BI.
Tom Looser
Gotta be Nicole Kidman.
Rosie O'Dykel
But what type of crack? Maybe Janet means that she’s a DYKE and allergice to female CRACK!
chrissy
Pam Anderson?
Anonymous
JLO and crack? I don’t believe it..she is not skinny enough or hung over looking enough..
Anonymous
Hey, Laura: at first I couldn’t think of anything for this one, but I like your guess. It fits all of the clues (e.g. fit but not too skinny; 30s; newlywed; etc.).
Laura
Totally J-lo