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EVEN CHARLIE SHEEN COULDN’T SAVE THIS EMMY YAWN

Did anyone else think this was the most boring Emmy show in memory? It was devoid of humor and glamour and burdened with too many uninteresting awards – and winners. Groups of middle aged men in tuxes thanking their agents doesn’t hold our attention for long. The only potential highlight was the appearance of Charlie Sheen and he did look great, but he was awfully polite. It’s painfully obvious that he regrets his meltdown tirade and would love to have his job back, because he’s as close to groveling as one can get. But even Charlie couldn’t save the dismal show. It needs more fun, fun, fun!

Monday, September 19, 2011

GWEN STEFANI GIVES UP HER PRIVACY TO SAVE A FEW BUCKS



Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Gwen Stefani is pinching pennies. She used to have weekly manicures and pedicures at her home for $200 plus tip. That was fine for awhile, but recently she nearly fainted when she learned the same service was only $36 if she had it done in the salon! Now she goes to the salon and saves $164 – the only drawback is the paparazzi waiting outside.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

ANGELINA JOLIE CAN’T MISPLACE THIS SLIGHTLY KINKY HANDBAG

We’re overdosed on Hollywood ‘s absurdly priced handbags, but the bag Angelina Jolie wore to the Moneyball premier in Toronto is worth a second glance. It is chained to her wrist! According to James St James at The WOW Report, Louis Vuitton calls this bag their Lockit PM Devotion clutch and the handcuff and chain are gold plated. For $15,000 you can have one too.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

ASHLEE SIMPSON WANTS HER EX PETE WENTZ TO KNOW SHE HAS MOVED ON

Ashlee Simpson’s divorce from musician Pete Wentz isn’t final yet, but she’s already moved on in a big way. She and her new boyfriend Vincent Piazza, who plays Lucky Luciano on Boardwalk Empire, have gone public with their romance. Pete’s not faring as well – Ashlee ordered him to find his own apartment and for some reason, she no longer wants their son Bronx to return from visits with daddy wearing nail polish.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

LAST MINUTE EMMY SHAKE-UP THANKS TO CHARLIE SHEEN AND ALEC BALDWIN

According to Deadline.com, The Emmys on Fox tonight are in a last minute uproar over Charlie Sheen and Alec Baldwin. Charlie’s arch-enemy, producer Chuck Lorre, doesn’t want Charlie on the show at all, and Alec has already walked off. Alec taped a joke about News Corp’s Rupert Murdoch and the phone hacking scandal for the opening, but Fox nixed the joke – Rupert is their BOSS! What did Alec expect? It’s a very sore subject with Murdoch. (We happen to love and support tabloid journalism – reporters may go too far sometimes, but basically do more good than harm.) Chuck Lorre has pulled every string in the book to get Charlie banned from the show, but the Emmy people still want him to participate – although he may not be given an open mike or opportunity to crack any jokes. Hopefully the drama will liven up a potentially dull evening.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

RYAN GOSLING TREATS HIS DOG RIGHT

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

“Drive” star Ryan Gosling and his dog George live in New York, but they’re in Los Angeles while he films “Gangster Town.” George is leading an A-list life – he recently appeared on the Jimmy Fallon show and often sports a Mohawk. Ryan and George together seem to make an irresistible combination for women. Lots of females had eyes for the man and his dog when they went for a romp together in Runyon Canyon – every dog’s favorite place

Saturday, September 17, 2011

ELLEN’S WIFE PORTIA DE ROSSI IS THRILLED TO BE AN AMERICAN

Ellen DeGeneres’ wife Portia de Rossi, 38, is now an American citizen. Portia, who was born Amanda Lee Rogers in Australia, has been acting in this country for 16 years. A spy reported to us that Portia was at a swearing in ceremony this week at the courthouse on Spring Street in front of a judge. Naturally she stood out in the crowd – “She looked beautiful in a black dress and pumps and a huge ring.” She was friendly and posed for photos with other new citizens. When someone congratulated her on her naturalization, she quipped “Thank you – but it didn’t happen because of my marriage!” (And it probably SHOULD have!)

Friday, September 16, 2011

JENNIFER ANISTON’S NEW MAN JUSTIN THEROUX IS NO COUCH POTATO

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Ever so slowly Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are starting to look alike as couples often do. They are pictured here leaving their New York apartment. Jennifer’s mother Nancy, who is hospitalized in LA after a stroke must be feeling better if Jennifer left town. Since Jennifer’s exhusband Brad Pitt admitted he was a pot smoking couch potato bore during their marriage, it all backs up our description of their divorce as Jennifer’s idea – not Brad’s. Anyway, Jen couldn’t care less – she’s moved on to Justin.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

EVAN RACHEL WOOD AND JAMIE BELL: THE SECOND TIME AROUND

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Evan Rachel Wood,24, has always had a thing for English guys and she dated Jamie Bell, 26, back in 2006 when they appeared in a Green Day video together. Jamie is most famous for playing the title role in “Billy Elliott” when he was 11 years old. Recently they hooked up again and they’ve been seen on both coasts together. Above, they had fun on Venice Beach this week.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

NAKED PHOTOS OF SCARLETT JOHANSSON! CALL THE FBI!

The FBI is investigating hackers who stole x-rated nude photos from Scarlett Johansson’s cell phone. Excuse us, but is this really an FBI matter? Somehow we imagined the FBI as working on assignments more important to the country. Would they be as involved if an ordinary Joe’s phone had been hacked and HIS not–so-sexy photos stolen? If YOUR cell phone were hacked, would you call the FBI? A private investigator, at most. So THIS is where our taxpayer dollars are going. Surely the Feds have more important things to do. And Scarlett should know better than to have nude photos of her private parts on her phone.

Thursday, September 15, 2011