Janet Charlton's

HOLLYWOOD

Our handsome chap isn’t a celebrity per se,  but he is celebrity adjacent to some of the biggest names in town.  He recently celebrated a birthday with a lavish tropical vacation but – oopsie – he got a little TOO frisky with one of the staff at the 5 star resort where he was staying.  Long story short , he exposed himself during an in-suite massage to the young handsome masseur ( he always requests a handsome massage therapist and has been known to meet them first before booking an appointment).  The masseur freaked out and our guy was mortified – the LAST thing he wanted was to get in trouble in a foreign country.  He handed over a wad of cash and immediately cut his holiday short, telling friends it was because the weather wasn’t cooperating.

GUESS WHO!!

Well THIS should come as no surprise.  Our completely self-centered gal with A+ name recognition , made a big deal about becoming a mom to fur babies.  For a hot minute that’s all she seemed to talk about and post on social media.  Unfortunately, the novelty quickly wore off . Even though she has full time domestic help , she decided pets just weren’t her thing  -so she has been quietly rehoming them.  She doesn’t want word to leak out though,  so now when she posts a photo of her precious pets on social media , you can rest assured it’s AI generated.

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Our B -list name recognition actress hasn’t had the easiest of years , so she decided to treat herself to a plastic surgery makeover.  Money is a tad tight , so our cost conscious gal crossed the border to have some work done to her face at a fraction of what she would spend in Beverly Hills. Well, you get what you pay for , and what she got is a botched face lift!  She is lying low and avoiding the public spotlight until she can have the damage corrected , because she thinks her face looks lopsided.  That’s the REAL reason that the special event she  previously announced hasn’t happened yet.

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