Janet Charlton's

HOLLYWOOD

Our handsome chap is a real heartthrob  – except for the fact that he has an unpleasant habit of passing gas whenever he feels the urge.  Making matters worse , his flatulence unfortunately smells like a toxic sewer and can clear a room faster than a bomb threat.  That’s the reason that despite his good looks, he can’t seem to keep a long term girlfriend.  His latest squeeze is torn because aside from this , he’s seemingly the perfect guy.  She recently  brought it up to him and he claimed it was a medical condition . She’s not sure she’s buying his explanation , since he never seems to let it rip during work events.

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If you listen to podcasts,  our guy is a household name and his star is rising fast.  He hobnobs with the rich and famous.  Unfortunately,  he’s nothing to look at and while some might consider him a genius , he’s also as awkward as a three legged chair.  He claims to be happily married , but he recently met a woman during a business trip and became instantly smitten. He’s been bombarding her with nonstop text messages and voicemails offering to pay her handsomely to be his mistress.  The gal has no interest and did her best to let him down gently, but our guy won’t take no for an answer.  She is about to file a restraining order against him and this will make headlines –  essentially since he just landed a prime position in the business world.

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Our multifaceted star hasn’t had the easiest of times , but lately her life has never been better because her career is back on track and her personal life is solid.  In every interview she typically gushes about how happy she is that after a string of failed romances , she’s finally found The One.  Conveniently enough , she leaves out WHY her new partner is the one for her:  he’s not the jealous type and doesn’t mind that our gal is polyamorous. Yes you read that right, our gal’s guy doesn’t care that she’s seeing multiple other people – both men and women.  He doesn’t have a care in the world – and why should he since our gal is PAYING for everything in their relationship?  He knows a good thing when he sees it – especially since he was nearly penniless when they first met.

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