JESSE EISENBERG MIGHT BE DELIVERING YOUR PIZZA

A friend of ours was indulging in a 1500 calorie slice of deep dish pizza at Gino’s East in Chicago when he sensed a stir and an elevation in the noise level. Actors Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari walked through the restaurant joyfully handing out breadsticks and pizza slices, followed by a photographer. It turns out the pair are visiting pizza places all over the US, promoting their new movie “30 Minutes or Less.” It’s a comedy about two fledgling criminals who kidnap a pizza delivery guy and force him to commit a crime. A woman at Gino’s told Jesse Eisenberg she was grateful to him for developing Facebook and he gently informed her that he just played Mark Zuckerberg in the movie. The actors posed for photos with everyone.

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16 thoughts on “JESSE EISENBERG MIGHT BE DELIVERING YOUR PIZZA

  1. A Jew in a Pizza parlour. Never thought it would happen….

  2. I can’t believe there are people out there who can’t differentiate between an actor & a real person. Has Zuckerberg finally settled that gazillion dollar lawsuit with those twins?

  3. I don’t trust these dudes, for REALZ. I think FACEBOOK, the movie was a semi-decent exposure of how that “company” came about. But…..I think there’s a LOT more to it, that the film makers either knew about but didn’t divulge (for whatever reasons). So, I hate Facebook. And everyone involved is suspect to me. Even though I did watch Aziz’s stand up and it was funny. Again, he’s still suspect to me….because do these dudes INVEST in the company they portray on film? Is that ethical. Isn’t that what insider trading is? Didn’t Martha Stewart go to FEDERAL PRISON for that crime?

  4. I’m not particularly interested in the actors but I would like to place my order for a pizza!!! ……thin crust with everything (except no anchovies) and extra mushrooms !!!! 🙂

  5. at least this jobless american is trying something to keep his home……

  6. Of course he would get a big tip and of course I would love to take a picture of him and yes he is on his way to being a big time star but I am not attracted to him as an actor and I would like that special moment of just saying hi to him and wishing him a great day and tell him that he is doing a great job.

  7. Pepperoni and mushroom and a thin crust for me please.
    Reta! Can I try a piece of your pie too, please? If it’s not too cheesy that is.

  8. @Patrick,

    LOL!!!!! Your banter with Reta is always priceless!!!!

  9. 15,000 calories PER SLICE !!

    What’s on it, bacon wrapped in lard?

    Patrick: You are a bad boy. 🙂

  10. Oh.

    15-HUNDRED calories. (Where are my reading glasses?) 🙂

  11. 1500 calories for one slice???? That had better be a big slice! Of course, I am sure part of that is bread and I don’t care for a thick crust on a pizza.

  12. I hope the pizza sauce is good and yummy and the crust has extra pressed virgin olive oil in it and yes it is good with Bacon and Pineapple and Onions would be great and of course I would take a picture and give him a big tip to boot but this is really weird having jesse eisenberg doing this job and why would he do this? To promo this pizza place! But I do think it is really nice thing to do.

  13. Casonia logenberry..Hells kitchen..I want elisa to get kicked off the show and the main reason for that is that! I want to be the first black woman to win on the show and yes she does a good job but her personality stinks and..I hate her? I hope she hangs says:

    I love sun dried tomatos and sausage and mushrooms and that alone really kicks ass.

  14. Casonia from Seattle..I already know that...I am going to be roasted for my age? Being older then Chef really pisses him off! What ever happened to Jason? The Taco man! He there one day and gone another? This is not the first time this has happened? says:

    Butter GARLIC CRUST WITH SUN DRIED TOMATO BASIL SAUCE AND ROASTED ONION CHEESE….CRAZY AND JUICY.

  15. Boy I would get a kick out of seeing a movie star…I Would tip big and take massive pictures with this Guy!

  16. That movie really drived me crazy but it was funny but at the same time really stupid but was really taking me for the ride and gather understanding from the crazy story line of the show but this was just a dumb ass movie but some times we need to have something that is crazy and unreal in order to take are minds off are own problems..But I watched it from start to finish with frustration and anger..Because in real life would people really act this crazy!

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