FORMER BOYTOY VAL KILMER IS LARGE AND IN CHARGE

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Val Kilmer is walking around New York looking more like somebody’s stout dad than a movie star who used to be Cher’s boy-toy. Recently, Val flirted with the idea of running for Governor of New Mexico, but decided against it. Despite his added girth, Val, 50, has four or five movies coming out in the next year – the onetime sexy leading man is now playing a lot of police officers and detectives where waist lines aren’t so important.

11 thoughts on “FORMER BOYTOY VAL KILMER IS LARGE AND IN CHARGE

  1. I thought a boy-toy was what a boy played with. Hence, a girl. It’s really getting boring everybody trying so hard to be hip, they’re not. FAIL.

    And before anyone attempts to correct me(yes I know the terminology is currently used this way), the first time we really heard the expression was when Madonna was wearing it on her clothes in reference to herself…

    Bootylicious also used to mean ‘awful’ before BeWHACKce got ahold of it…

  2. I saw Val in something just recently, don’t recall the name of it, but it was on TV, and I was SHOCKED by what a blimp he had turned into. To me, it didn’t look like he cared AT ALL how he looks anymore and he’s just given up and let it all fall forward. Hid face looks swollen and bloated. NOT attractive. Hey, 50 isn’t asll that old nowadays. Women do it, stay attractive, sure it’s hard work, but it can be done. He needs to just quit being a lazy f*&k and put a little effort into it….oh and PUT DOWN THE FORK!!

  3. ps…FRANK…I DON’T AGREE WITH YOU ON BOOTYLICIOUS. IT MEANS YOU HAVE A GREAT ASS!
    THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE MEANING.

  4. Dude is sporting a major boiler. What the hell happen to that guy on Top Gun.

  5. Such a tragedy. He was a true work of art as a young man.

  6. This picture makes him look mentally challenged.

  7. He actually looks like he’s falling forward. This is the problem when a young star trades on their looks alone. What do they do when the looks are gone? You’re no longer who you were known for. Hey, Clooney manages to stay in shape and be appealing, what’s this guy’s problem? Is he just the laziest fat pig there is?

  8. Frank is right. The term Boy Toy was made popular by Madonna, and meant a girl who did not mind being a boys plaything. The British started using the term Toy Boy to mean a male bimbo, as in “the cougar and her toy boy”. Why have North Americans descended into double-speak? I am starting to find it easier to communicate with people who speak English as a second language, because they actually think what they are saying, and do not fall prey to bad grammar, silly catchphrases and newspeak.

  9. in this pic he looks like he’s ready to give birth in about 2 months.

  10. This man still has a hand some face and he was a leading man? In so many movies and really did a great job in his career and I Loved him in the Doors and Willow and other movies he was fantastic in and yes he is nolonger a slim jim and has some weight but I still really like him as a actor and he has a great voice and is funny and When you see Top Gun with Tom Cruise and his small part added to it is Val Kilmer total Hot-ness at its height and He is wonderful in so many ways and has made some real classics and has done so much with his life…Get off his back and leave him alone and stop harrassing this man to death about his extra weight.

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