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A charter airline pilot told us that he had to kick a very famous blonde celebrity off his plane leaving for New York last month. He said “The flight hadn’t even taken off and she started smoking something with a distinct metallic chemical odor. Someone later told me it must have been crack. We warned her to extinguish the cigarette – any kind of smoking is forbidden, She stalled, saying “Just chill – I’m almost done. ” She WOULDN’T stop smoking! We were furious with her and forced her to get off the plane. Her luggage was dumped on the tarmac beside her. Her publicist got off also and was unfazed – he just flipped his phone and started making other arrangements.”

Saturday, September 16, 2006

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  1. Anonymous

    Fergie!

  2. Tonya Buttimer

    Pumkin from Flava of Love?

  3. Janet Buttimer

    Charlotte Rae?

  4. Anonymous

    PAMELA ANDERSON.

  5. jrex

    I heard Anna Nicole Smith smokes it. That’s my guess. She has the right attitude to keep on doing it, too. I could see her having that reaction- “just chill I’m almost done.” Exactly so.

  6. Anonymous

    Anna Nicole Smith

  7. Anonymous

    tara reid

  8. Anonymous

    Do you ever change these?

  9. Anonymous

    Paris Hilton

  10. Anonymous

    Courtney Love

  11. Anonymous

    Someone guessed “Sharon Stone.”
    Is that a joke?
    She has 3 adopted kids. I don’t think that leaves you much time for smoking crack!

  12. mary

    Probably smoking crystal meth, not crack. My vote is Kate Bosworth, she was in NYC for fashion week. Do you remember the bony nipple slip pictures. The girl doesn’t eat.

  13. Anonymous

    Jennifer Aniston

  14. Anonymous

    Lindsay Lohan

  15. Anonymous

    I don’t believe Paris is into crack nor is Nicole….I believe Melanie….

  16. Anonymous

    has to be Nicole Ritchie

  17. Sweetpea

    Melanie Griffin is a big crackhead and so is her daughter

  18. Art Chic

    Damn, my slutty girl Paris is a crackhead? I thought she only smoked “cocoa puffs” – coke mixed with weed!!

  19. WendyInDC

    My votes are for Paris or Kate Moss. Enjoy your beauty and youth while it lasts, ladies. It’s all you’ve got, whereas the rest of us “common folk” define our lives and self worth and happiness by so much more than money and looks. Thank goodness!

  20. Andrea

    Paris? No, never – not Crack! Too dangerous, all make up in the world whould not hide the damage. What is with Natasha Lyonne? Sche is ill from hard drugs.

  21. nr

    100% paris hilton – she travels with her sleazy publicist elliot. He’s a loser, poor thing. A man that old forced to clean up behind Paris Hilton. How degrading and humiliating for him.

  22. j

    FOR SURE PARIS. Very obvious as “very famous blonde celebrity” is the exact descriptor only for one person- Paris. Any other person whould have been called actress, singer etc….

  23. Kasey

    So Paris lol

  24. Anonymous

    Paris, for sure!

  25. Anonymous

    Sharon Stone

  26. Anonymous

    Courtney Love!!!!

  27. hey now

    Charlize Theron. ’nuff said!

  28. Helen

    Paris Hilton, Has got to be

  29. Anonymous

    Paris. Duh.

  30. Anonymous

    Courtney Love

  31. Anonymous

    Kate Moss??

  32. Travis B

    My girl Paris of course. How could you think anyone else?

  33. vera

    Who’s the girl with the heroin addiction recently kicked. Leyonne is her last name or something. She was in “The Slums of Beverly Hills”

  34. Anonymous

    Paris “Crack is for smoking, nor for licking” Hilton.

  35. Anonymous

    Kate Bosworth

  36. Anonymous

    If she is identified as a “celebrity” as opposed to someone known for talent of some sort (e.g. – actress, singer) it must be that idiot Paris “Herpes” Hilton.

  37. Anonymous

    Cameron Diaz. She did show up in NY last month off a private plane. But she wasn’t blonde at the time…..

  38. Anonymous

    Ashlee Simpson

  39. Brendon Davis

    Paris “The Herpes Hunter” Hiltoon

  40. Anonymous

    Jen Maniston????
    She sure likes to smoke anything that catches on fire!