DAVE NAVARRO: FANCY MAN

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Dave Navarro is one of the few guys in Hollywood who carries an overnight bag full of makeup. He never leaves home without foundation, eyeliner, mascara, and lipliner, and lip balm. So it makes sense that he come out with his own line of Navarro cosmetics for men. We hear he’s doing it all himself and plans to start with the daily basics that he uses, plus self tanner, moisturizer, and after shave. Plus grooming for detailed facial hair. He’s aiming his products at young rocker types – guys who have tattoos but are still in touch with “their feminine side.” Eventually there will also be a Navarro fragrance.

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55 thoughts on “DAVE NAVARRO: FANCY MAN

  1. Yuck! Dude looks like a lady. Whatever happened to men that looked like men.
    This guy is a freak. Go away.

  2. He’s gay, you watch. I say he comes out in the next couple of years..

  3. No wonder Carmen divorced this fruit. I bet she got tired of having to strap one on all the time. He wears girl jeans too!

  4. Oh Thaaank You Janet.
    It’s camouflage Dave!
    CAMOUFLAGE!!
    Boys wear camouflage.
    GIRLS wear make-up!
    Only Little Richard and Mick get the pass.
    And Mick…barely!
    U…little …sissyboy, Daaave!

  5. Leave him alone! He loves women and He is ALL MAN!! He looks hot and whatever it takes….He’s never hurting for ladies like most of you bunch of losers!

  6. hahhahahahhahaahhahahhhahahhha O………………O
    What a nice lunchbreak today…..
    hahahaaahahhhhahhhaah……..

  7. I can’t get past the tattos? Nothing but a turnoff in my opinion…..

  8. It certainly isn’t cause he’s good looking that he get’s women. They just want to see what they could get from him. Unfortunately he only has std’s to give. He’s a revolting metro-sexual looking elf. YUCK!

  9. Obviously Carmen has some issues to have married him, Rodman ect. The rockstar mystique is only initially attractive. I’m sure once the asshole came out she wanted out. Good for her, probably the best thing that could have happenned to her.

  10. I can’t even look at his faggy face with those tweezed eyebrows. I’ll take a guy with messy brows anyday before this ugly midget. Double Yuck!

  11. he’s an ugly little midget. why the fuck would any straight guy want to buy face lotion from a short little freak? and why the fuck would any gay guy want to buy face lotion from an ugly closeted little freak?

  12. Excuse me ignoramus 1:55 p.m. You should look up the definition of lady in the dictionary. I’ve got news for you, Jenna Jameson, NOT a lady. Neither are all the other strippers and porn star sluts he dates. But then that’s probably what he likes and all he deserves anyway. To each his own.

  13. What is interesting to me about this dude is the fact he’s fucked the RHCP line up and for the matter most of the LA rock scenesters?
    Navarro needs the make-up because he has bad skin. Ironically, WEARING make-up messes up your skin.

  14. Yuck! He’s spooky looking. I could never be with a guy who wears more makeup than I do.

  15. Butt ugly and the morals of a coyote too! What more could a slut want. He probably squirts out worms instead of sperm. He’s too gross for words.

  16. I think it’s a good idea. If a guy doesn’t want to buy and use them, then that’s his choice. All Mr. Navarro is doing is providing an option. Is there something wrong with freedom? The right to choose?
    I don’t think that wearing cosmetics makes a man less a man, or a foo-foo, but it is his ideals, what’s on the inside that determines such.
    I prefer Bare Essentials cosmetics, and I don’t agree with the gay lifestyle, nor do I believe he is such, but even if he was, well, how is that your business? My oldest son is gay, and he is the sweetest and most respectful person you’d ever want to meet.
    God bless him, and Mr. Navarro for the courage to embrace freedom, each in their own way.
    Ok, climbing off my soapbox now. Carry on….

  17. He’s fug and I hope his makeup doesn’t catch on with the mainstream guys.

  18. All the Makeup in the world wont make him pretty.He looks like a bad Drag Queen who forgot to shave.I hope he and Tommy Lee Have a good life together……Oh No

  19. All the Makeup in the world wont make him pretty.He looks like a bad Drag Queen who forgot to shave.I hope he and Tommy Lee Have a good life together……Oh No

  20. All the Makeup in the world wont make him pretty.He looks like a bad Drag Queen who forgot to shave.I hope he and Tommy Lee Have a good life together……Oh No

  21. Ooo…OH!
    I can’t wait for his line of male feminine products to come out. Cuz…some times us boys just don’t feel…correct?
    “How ya doin son”, backslap!
    “Gee Dad, I dunno, sometimes I just don’t feel fresh.”
    “Well son, when I was a juicy young closet case, we used”…

  22. Yeah, cuz that is going to go over like hotcakes!
    I know men can’t wait to take an hour to get ready every day!
    Someone pat Dave on the head, say, “Good try!” and tell him to go back to making music…

  23. I like men in makeup, especially black nail polish. Chipped black nail polish!

  24. Before you run out to Sephora to inquire about Navarro’s new line, here’s something to think about:
    “Just so you understand what I’m up to here, I want to explain my philosophy of gossip. First of all, this is NOT a news site. News is available all over the web, TV, and newspapers. This is pure celebrity GOSSIP.” (About Janet section)
    As much as I’d like to see a full-sized billboard of Navarro looming over Times Square (naturally he would be the face of his own line) it will never happen. Why? Because it’s just gossip.

  25. This item has been revealed as false on Dave Navarro’s personal blog.

  26. Awesome!! Gossip..ya..
    Let’s take a run at Michael Jacksons new lingerie line.
    Zingers galore.

  27. Ok, so it’s just gossip, but it’s still fun to comment on how hideous he is. Oh and short. He should forget about makeup for men and design some high heels for men. Then he could really use himself as the model.

  28. I went over there and took a look.
    They plan to murder us all!

  29. Let’s hope Janet Charlton doesn’t put out a makeup line. Now there’s someone who could benefit from a good makeover.
    And probably a lot of the people who read her bullshit too.
    Nice try honey.

  30. Pot calling the kettle black 10:43. It looks to me like you’re one of the people who reads her bullshit too and let’s it get to you. Just relax, have a glass of wine.

  31. lah-dee-dah, poof-dah, he wouldn’t last 30 seconds in the real world. poseur alert!

  32. “and I don’t agree with the gay lifestyle…”
    I assume you’re referring to the baby eating and church burning aspects? Grow up, sweetie; welcome to the 21st Century and there’s nothing for you to agree or “diagree” with.

  33. I never could understand why this guy is famous and why would someone as beautiful as Carmen would go for him. Of course we all know now that he was Carmen’s beard and as close to a woman as she could get.

  34. i met this weirdo in 1988 when i was a groupie. he was with janes addiction then. he was short, creepy, and thought he was all that. looking back now he was probaby in the midst of heroin addiction…. he has had too much botox and grooming

  35. Why do so many women find this guy sexy? Ick. I prefer my men masculine.

  36. Why would these women want to f… a guy that’s been around the block 20 trillion times. Probably no self-esteem, they think it’ll make them special when it only makes them sad.

  37. Interesting that everyone seems upset about the potential of Dave Navarro being gay but there is no much mention of the budding relationship between Carmen Electra and Joan Jett. Could it be that we guys like women together and are threatened by men together? Just asking…

  38. Best raawk show I’ve seen since the Ramones in Victoria.
    Joan Jett…SINNER!

  39. That albino midget wears SELF TANNER?! I’m convinced Carmen was the man in that relationship. I think both of them prefer members of the same sex.

  40. And nice try “Songbird.”
    Only a GIRL would say, THAT!!
    HAH-HAH!…Songbird…try Mike next time…lol

  41. I think that you should get your facts right. While even Dave will admit that he takes pride in his appearance (and he should) insinuating that he has his own makeup line is not only insulting but damaging. Anyone who can convince Carmen Electra to marry them, is definately not gay (Dennis Rodman’s cross dressing aside).

  42. A question: just how short is he? Anyone know?
    I think he’s kind of cute, by the way, although I can’t explain why.

  43. I think he’s GORGEOUS!! He’s also intelligent and insanely nice! Must be a bunch of dudes commenting on this BOGUS shit! Check your facts, this story is completely untrue!! By the way, I have some land for sale you guys mught be interested in….

  44. I’m kinda short, I guess?
    But I don’t have a tail.
    And eat bananas without peeling them.
    He’s 3ft6in, sweety.
    Ya gotta pick him up just to say hello.

  45. Patrick 11:05 PM (1-9-07),
    I’m so sorry that I’m late post-posting. Personally, I’d like my new nickname to be spelled “sweetie.” I have to say–I bet you look really cute with that amputated tail stub, and at your height of 4’1″. Just kidding! I appreciate the fake facts. At least you answered my question. However, I think I have to agree more with Anon. 8:30 AM (1-10-07), he looks taller in some of his pictures (he’s been on a lot of gossip sites recently, from my casual browsing). It seems like he has long arms and legs–and he’s thin. It could be an optical illusion, though. Now I have to stop thinking about this before my head explodes. How do all of you posters look at all this stuff so often without going ape?

  46. It was nice to see him and Tommy
    Lee hang out on Rockstar seeing
    as Tommy boned Carmen Electra way before Dave married her. Share and share a like I say

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