Tiger Woods

ELIN NORDEGREN: DO THE RIGHT THING

We were delighted to hear that Elin Nordegren has no intention of appearing with her husband Tiger Woods tomorrow when he makes his “speech.” At LAST, a wife with the backbone to refuse to stand by her man when he is SOOO wrong. Too many wives meekly lurk “supportively” beside their disgraced mates when the guys make insincere public apologies simply because they got caught. We’ve seen evangelist’s wives and political wives (yes Hillary, we mean YOU) do it, and it’s a step BACK for feminism. Pretending to support a louse makes the wife seem as dishonest as the husband. Forgive him in private, but do NOT support him in public! Don’t disappoint us, Elin!

THE ENQUIRER HAS NO MERCY FOR CHEATING CELEBRITY HUSBANDS

Today our astute colleague Cindy Adams was musing in her NY Post column about WHAT might have triggered Tiger Woods’ wife Elin to sense that her husband was cheating and examine his cell phone. The trigger, of course, was the Rachel Uchitel expose in the National Enquirer that week that opened that huge can of worms! Let’s give credit where credit is due. If it weren’t for the Enquirer, NONE of these sordid stories about Tiger would have become public. And all of his mistresses would have a LOT less money. The Enquirer has become the enemy of male celebrities having affairs. Countless trysts have been revealed by the tabloid – from Bill Clinton, Gary Hart, and Frank Gifford, to John Edwards, Josh Duhamel, and Tiger. You can bet in the future that even more girls will be lining up to sell their stories. The Enquirer has become Hollywood’s moral watchdog and we love them for it!

FERGIE AND JOSH DUHAMEL: TIGER WOODS HELPED SAVE THEIR MARRIAGE

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Fergie and Josh Duhamel have one thing to be grateful for: Tiger Woods. Josh’s indiscretion with a stripper was left behind in the dust when the Tiger scandal started to unravel. Fergie and Josh were obviously able to settle their problems out of the public eye, since the press abruptly turned their focus on Tiger. Not to mention the fact that Tiger’s transgressions make Josh’s misbehavior seem tame by comparison.

TIGER WOODS HAS MORE SECRETS TO COVER UP

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As the Tiger toll climbs to ten women claiming affairs as of today, it’s starting to look like infidelity isn’t his only problem. Suddenly Tiger’s possible ingestion of drugs and/or alcohol is under scrutiny. His own wife admitted he had taken Ambien and Vicodin and had drinks earlier on the day of the accident. One of Tiger’s girlfriends happens to work in a marijuana clinic. He paid Rachel Uchitel millions not to talk about SOMETHING. Considering Tiger’s penchant for hot nightclubs and hotter women, can drugs NOT be in the picture? This story still has a long way to go.

GLORIA ALLRED: WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?

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Gloria Allred MUST be having second thoughts about getting involved with Rachel Uchitel. Rachel denied the National Enquirer story linking her with Tiger Woods but she’s been caught in a number of lies. Rachel said she didn’t even KNOW the source who sold the story to the Enquirer, and the tabloid promptly produced photos of Rachel partying with the source. Radaronline.com has found out that Tiger booked and paid for Rachel’s trip to Australia where she denies they had a tryst. Gloria must be looking askance at her client and we wonder how she will get out of this gracefully.

TIGER WOODS: THE WORST IS YET TO COME

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Cheating celebrity husbands everywhere must be shaking in their shoes. The Tiger Woods affair in the National Enquirer has started an avalanche of talkative party girls and strippers. Women who’ve had encounters with Tiger Woods are spilling all the beans to the media without hesitation. Naturally that makes Rachel Uchitel’s denials even less believable. Who knew this mild mannered golfer was such a big time cheater? In the past, these sexy, available, homewrecker girls had a code of silence, but no more. Now they ALL want to sell their stories. No male celebrity is safe. And we gossips are thrilled!

TIGER WOODS’ CRASH CAR IS IN HIDING ALSO

The Tiger Woods cover-up continues! Not only is Tiger refusing to reveal the details of his “accident” early Friday morning but he’s hiding the Cadillac SUV involved in the situation. After his car was towed away it was moved to the middle of a car storage area and it is the only one on the lot totally covered up by tarps. Lots of clues might be found on that vehicle. We’ve seen photos of the collision area but what might be even MORE interesting are the windows broken by Elin’s golf club. Did she bash the back of the car while chasing her husband in a rage? Did she knock Tiger OUT? Tiger and the Cadillac are both in hiding.

DID TIGER WOODS’ WIFE BEAT HIM UNCONSCIOUS WITH A GOLF CLUB?

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The more Tiger Woods slams the door on the inquisitive cops, the more intriguing his “story” becomes. Apparently, he’s had advice from a lawyer and decided not to discuss his embarrassing crash with the police. But it’s not difficult to put the pieces together and figure out exactly what happened. We picture tiger’s wife Elin, shortly before the accident, alternately waving the National Enquirer in Tiger’s face, screaming accusations of cheating, and battering him. Tiger, like many men, chose to leave when the going got rough, and as he grabbed his keys, Elin tore after him with a golf club. He leaped into his Cadillac SUV with Elin hot on his heels, smashing all the car windows she could reach. As he looked back at her he slammed into the fire hydrant and tree. In photos it appears that the vehicle was only damaged on the front passenger side. Yet, somehow he ended up unconscious on the ground. Did Elin BEAT him unconscious? SIGNIFICANTLY, the neighbor with property damage called 911, NOT Elin. Did the cops check for blood on the golf club? It’s a juicy story and it’s bound to reverberate for awhile – especially since the “party girl” Tiger is accused of cheating with, has hired Gloria Allred.

TIGER WOODS’ WIFE BEAT HIM WITH A GOLF CLUB FOR CHEATING

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Are YOU thinking what WE’RE thinking about Tiger Woods’ “accident?” Surely it’s not a coincidence that this drama happened the day after the National Enquirer released the story about Tiger having an affair with New York party girl Rachel Uchitel. (photo above) Their Dec 7th issue detailed at least three trysts that Tiger and Rachel had in hotels in Las Vegas, Melbourne, and New York. (It gets lonely on those golf tours!) The odd circumstances of the crash – Tiger racing out of the driveway at 2:30 AM and hitting a hydrant and a tree, not to mention the “lacerations to his lips” and the fact that his wife Elin smashed the rear widow of the SUV with a golf club. Sounds to us like a few holiday cocktails and a scandal set off a family firestorm. We expect Elin will be getting a big diamond SOMETHING soon…..