Sticky Fingers

UH-OH! LINDSAY LOHAN IS WRAPPED IN FUR AGAIN!

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Lindsay Lohan is making the club rounds in London in a fur coat these days and we can’s help remembering the LAST TIME we saw her in fur. Stickyfingers Lohan was partying at 1Oak in New York and had the nerve to snatch SOMEONE ELSE’S blond mink coat and wear it out the door. The owner couldn’t imagine WHO lifted her coat until she saw paparazzi photos of Lindsay mindlessly flaunting the garment the next day! Her lawyer demanded the coat back and it was begrudgingly returned reeking of smoke. Hopefully Lindsay acquired the coat above in a more acceptable way.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

JAIME PRESSLY ACCUSES ESTELLA WARREN OF PURSE SNATCHING!

There simply aren’t enough stories about celebrity thievery and they ARE fascinating! This weekend “My Name is Earl” actress Jaime Pressly played detective and accused “Planet of the Apes” actress, Estella Warren, of stealing her assistant’s handbag! The three women were at the same LA partly when Jaime’s assistant realized her purse was missing. Crimefighter Jaime used the location app to track the iPhone in the purse. The app led them to the Bootsy Bellows club in Hollywood. They found Estella with the phone and the handbag, which now also contained drug paraphernalia. Cops were called and we’re betting Jaime’s detective work paid off. Two years ago Estella, 34, had a DUI in which she hit three parked cars and then kicked the policeman who arrested her. She also famously escaped from the police station but was ultimately caught and sentenced to six months in rehab.

LINDSAY LOHAN IS REACHING OUT TO FRIENDLY RETAILERS FOR AFFIRMATION

Lindsay Lohan has been calling retailers and designers who have successfully lent her clothes and jewelry in the past (that means she returned the items without a fight) and asking them to vouch for her in court. Needless to say the idea of validating Lindsay’s honesty and good intentions in a courtroom simply isn’t all that appealing to most of them, and they are avoiding her calls.

LINDSAY LOHAN’S COLORFUL HISTORY OF “GETTING AWAY WITH IT”

The New York Post had an fascinating list of “Things that went missing when Lindsay was around:”
Spring 2007: Model Lauren Hastings accused Lindsay of stealing $10,00 worth of clothing from her.
April 2007: Kelly Osbourne accused Lindsay of snatching her designer handbag at a party.
August 2007: During a photoshoot for Elle, Lindsay walked off with Louis Vuitton clothing that was borrowed for the shoot. The company didn’t press charges, but never hired her again.
Jan 2008: The $11000 mink coat story we told you about
June 2009: $450,000 in Dior jewels went missing after a photoshoot during which Lindsay constantly asked if she could keep the items
April 2010: A friend left a $35,000 Rolex watch at Lindsay’s house and later saw a photo of Lindsay wearing it. Lindsay denied all to police.
Jan 2011: the jewelry heist now under investigation

Will she get away with this one too?

IT’S NOT THE FIRST TIME LINDSAY LOHAN HAS HAD STICKY FINGERS: HOW ABOUT THAT MINK COAT?

This stolen necklace situation with Lindsay Lohan is an instant replay of a stolen coat situation in 2008. The neighborhood jeweler who spotted a paparazzi photo of Lindsay wearing his missing necklace called her on it, and the jewelry was delivered to the police the next day. Back in 2008 Lindsay was at a party at 1Oak in New York seated next to a young woman who took off her $11,000 blond mink coat. When the woman got up to leave, the coat was gone. Days later, she saw paparazzi photos (above) taken that same night of Lindsay wearing the coat! She called 1Oak, who were of no help, and had her lawyer contact Lindsay’s lawyer. The next day the coat was delivered to her, reeking of cigarettes and booze. No apology, nothing. She didn’t press charges. A coincidence? We think not.

HAS WINONA RYDER PULLED ANOTHER FAST ONE?

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Winona Ryder’s missing diamonds. As you may know, Winona was invited to a French event sponsored by Marie Claire magazine and they loaned her a dress and a Bulgari diamond bracelet and ring to wear. The $125,000 worth of diamonds turned up missing and at first it was erroneously reported that Winona claimed she left them in the hotel’s safe before she left the next day. Now, according to TMZ, Winona says she left the dress and diamonds in her hotel room because no one from Marie Claire came to fetch them. She left on an early morning flight. The dress was found in the hotel room but not the diamonds. First of all, we can’t figure out why Bulgari would lend diamonds to a convicted shoplifter and not assign a guard to follow her around. Second, is Winona really dumb enough to leave diamonds behind in a HOTEL ROOM? We think not. So far, police have not contacted Winona. Will she get away with this?