Rehab

BRITNEY SPEARS : HER BABIES KIDNAPPED!

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This missing bombshell explains a LOT. Britney had a good reason for busting out of Promises rehab early Wednesday. K-Fed had KIDNAPPED her children! Not long after Brit checked into the Malibu rehab, Kevin appeared at the Malibu house and TOOK the children away from Britney’s mother. Her mom tried to get police help but they wouldn’t get involved since Kevin was their father and had legal custody. Plus, of course Britney was not there. He took the children to his house in Sherman Oaks. Kevin confided to friends that he thought Britney was “crazy” and he loves his children too much to leave them with her family. Kevin’s family, including his mother, are at the house with the kids. His friends say he has a very “normal” family. THAT’s why Brit broke out of rehab and ran straight to a lawyer’s office. (above) Kevin reasoned with her and let her visit the kids to see they were all right. He told her she must complete rehab in order to get the children back. So now she’s back in treatment and motivated.

BRITNEY SPEARS; BOOZING WITH A VENGEANCE

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We just found out exactly what Britney was doing Sunday night at her friend’s party that was at On The Rox – not the Roxy. Brit’s friend had rented out the private club On The Rox and arranged for karaoke to be set up. Britney arrived with girlfriends who roamed around and left her alone at a corner table in her blonde wig. But Britney DRANK with a vengeance. She asked that all her cocktails be served in plastic cups SO PEOPLE WOULD THINK IT WAS SODA. She downed tequila, vodka, Midori sour, and asked for champagne. What a mix. The karaoke started and a guy got up and started to sing Brit’s “Hit Me Baby, One More Time” hit. “Britney freaked out and was nearly crying.” another guest told us. She asked the manager to “PLEASE STOP THIS SONG” and he said “I can’t do that – he’s a friend of the party host” -he didn’t realize who she was, so she told him. He had no time to react, because she stormed off in a fury. All we can say is thank goodness for rehab.

NICOLE KIDMAN AND KEITH URBAN ARE DOING FINE, THANK YOU

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Rumors that Keith Urban checked back into rehab were circulating last week, but they proved to be untrue. Keith and Nicole continue to live at the Beverly Hills Hotel while she films “Invasion.” (A remake of The Body Snatchers that we can’t wait to see) Nicole wasn’t injured in that movie car accident a few days ago, but Keith sent her a lavish bouquet of flowers to cheer her up after the close call. They were seen hand in hand wandering around the 3rd Street Promenade this past weekend , with no photographers hot on their trail.

LINDSAY LOHAN TAKES A DIOR BREAK

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Somebody please tell us how many hours Lindsay Lohan has actually spent IN rehab. Here she is on Sunday afternoon shopping on Rodeo Drive headed for Dior. With a man’s coat on her head. She MAY be in the company of a minder from rehab. Footnote: Someone who looks a lot like Lindsay has been seen more than once socializing late at night at Winston’s bar in West Hollywood. Does that rehab have a lockdown or curfew? We wonder if Lindsay could pull THAT off..

SCOTT STORCH: GOOD GUY?

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We’re hearing that music producer Scott Storch is the real brains behind getting Lindsay Lohan into rehab- certainly not Brandon Davis, who seems to be taking credit for it. According to an insider, here’s what went down: Lindsay and Scott and Paris Hilton were partying like crazy Saturday night at Xenii. Brandon who is Paris’s roomate was by their side. They were boozing it up, making out with each other and there just MIGHT have been some white powder flying around. “Paris is a big instigator when it comes to overdoing anything.” It got to be such an orgy of indulgence that Scott became the voice of reason – he said “Enough is enough!” (He wants Lindsay as a recording artist.) He saw that Lindsay was WAY too messed up . A few days later he suggested that Lindsay and Brandon both go to rehab and volunteered to take them. They agreed, but Brandon backed out at the last minute leaving Lindsay on her own.

NICOLE KIDMAN: SECRET TRYSTS

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Despite what you read elsewhere, Keith Urban is being treated for substance abuse at the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, Cal. His people deliberately hinted that he was back at the same rehab near Nashville where he was previously treated and they managed to throw the press off the scent. And of course, those stories about Nicole “visiting ” him there are fabricated. In fact, Bettty Ford does not allow patients to have ANY visitors for at least the first three weeks of treatment. After that a visit for a few hours on Sundays is permitted. Keith is very serious about his treatment – he’s not lounging at a Malibu rehab for spoiled rich kids. But Keith and Nicole HAVE kept in touch – thanks to webcams. Keith looks forward to his monitored communication with Nicole on the webcam. Nicole is spending as much time as possible close to Los Angeles while Keith is in treatment. She hopes to see him as often as allowed, as time goes by. Meanwhile their webcam trysts are all they have.

KEITH URBAN: IN GOOD HANDS

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Since Keith Urban checked into rehab, rumors have been swirling about where he might be, and whether Nicole Kidman is a frequent visitor. Naturally it’s a big secret, but the media has speculated that he might be at a place called Cumberland Heights Clinic in Tennesee because it’s close to his home. WE hear he’s actually checked into the old stand-by, Betty Ford in California. Urban’s management team is in Southern California and they probably joined up with Nicole to make it all happen. Since Betty Ford limits visitors during early treatment, we doubt whether Nicole is spending time with him yet. But she WILL.

A SHOPPING PROBLEM

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We WONDERED why Robin Williams has been acting so odd lately. He alternated between being totally withdrawn and absurdly friendly instead of his usual just-plain manic. And he seemed to be sweating even more than usual. The National Enquirer solved the mystery – Robin’s secret alcohol problem landed him in rehab July 11 – at Hazelden in Oregon. The last straw was when all sorts of pricey merchandise – including Japanese animation art – ( and socks?) started being delivered to his house and Robin had no memory of ordering it online! That’s when you KNOW it’s time to check in!

MONEY TALKS

davis_firecrotchshirt_pcn_265.jpgThis picture was taken just HOURS before Brandon Davis finally checked into rehab. Makes sense, huh? WHY did Brandon change his mind and check into Passages in Malibu after resisting his family’s pleas? Not only was his family humiliated by Brandon’s bizarre Lindsay Lohan bashing tape , but their social life has suffered gravely ever since. Their only potential redemption was rehab for Brandon. To propel Brandon into rehab, the Davis’s agreed to pay off all his gambling debts – rumored to be well into six figures. And all Brandon has to do is spend 30 days being pampered at the “celebrity spa” rehab that features private rooms with plasma tv’s, daily massages, horseback riding lessons etc. Not a bad deal.