Rehab

JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS: REHAB? NOT ME!

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He’s perplexing. “Tudors” star Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested for public drunkenness and breach of the peace at the Dublin airport, so no one was surprised in February when he supposedly went off to rehab. Now he tells us he DIDN’T really go to rehab – he made up that story because he needed time off- especially from award shows. (Can’t blame him – those award shows can be a nuisance.) But he allows that he did see “a counselor” for some reason. He looks rather healthy and sexy here as he walks out of Katsuya in Hollywood.

LANE GARRISON: CAN HOLLYWOOD FORGIVE AND FORGET?

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Lane Garrison, looking paler and thinner, is out of prison and on his way to rehab where he will be locked up for another six months. In 2007 Lane was sentenced to 3 years and four months in prison for a drunk driving accident that left one boy dead and two teen girls injured. While he was incarcerated, Lane took college courses, studying Spanish and business, and he was a model of good behavior. After rehab, he’ll be on probation for four years. Will Lane, who ironically appeared on “Prison Break,” still have a career in Hollywood?

STEVEN ADLER SAVORS HIS LAST DAYS OF FREEDOM

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Looking high as a kite, Celebrity Rehab’s failed participant Steven Adler seemed very happy to be taking a stroll on Robertson Blvd over the weekend. It might be his last walk for a while. The former Guns n Roses drummer has been ordered by an LA judge to check back into rehab by Monday February 9, at the latest. And this rehab isn’t televised. Will he cooperate, or end up back in court?

This celebrity made quite an impact on Celebrity Rehab. He was a real challenge for Dr Drew. He and his girlfriend were at a celebrity event when they happened to meet a man and his wife who were huge fans of the rehabbed performer. The couples started chatting and our rehab guy was so flattered that he invited the pair over for dinner. When the admiring couple arrived at the celebrity’s house they were startled to see large nude photos of the girlfriend hanging on the walls. The “rehabber” offered the visitors wine and an array of pills! The guests were horrified but before they could leave the celebrity invited them to strip down for a “sexy swing session.” The frightened pair ran off without getting a chance to tell the celebrity that the woman was an ordained minister!

AMY WINEHOUSE IS NOT READY FOR HER CLOSE-UP

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Uh oh! Blaaake got out of jail today and Amy’s looking like a mess! Luckily, he went straight to rehab with no stops at home. Coincidentally, Amy happened to be leaving a drug and alcohol center at the same time Blake was on his way to one – we’re hoping she heads straight to a beauty salon. It’s a bit terrifying to think that these two will soon be on the streets together.

DAVID DUCHOVNY LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING WAS WRONG

Did anyone else notice that David Duchovny has been looking a bit thrashed and rough around the edges lately? Like he’s been sleeping in his car, or something. His recent abrupt announcement that he’s checking into sex rehab indicates one of two things: First, his wife Tea Leoni caught him red-handed cheating, and his claiming that he has a “treatable disorder” might get him off the hook. (We suspect she doesn’t really want a divorce.) The second possibility is that someone he cheated WITH sold her story to the National Enquirer and it’s about to come out. Those are the only reasons we can think of that would cause an actor to publicly announce that he has a compulsive sexual disorder. We hope his marriage survives.

HEATHER LOCKLEAR CHECKED OUT OF REHAB EARLY


To be honest, sweet little Heather Locklear is one of the last people we ever expected to land in rehab. But since her divorce from Richie Sambora her personal problems have escalated. According to the Enquirer, Heather didn’t deliver herself to rehab to treat her “depression and anxiety” – she actually needed help with her addictions to alcohol, cocaine, and sleeping pills. On June 19 she checked into the Sierra Tucson clinic for treatment, but like Amy Winehouse , she checked OUT way too soon – on July 4! Her publicist says she’s still in treatment somewhere – we hope it’s true.

ROLLING STONE RONNIE WOOD ON A BOOZE BINGE WITH RUSSIAN TEENAGER

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Rolling Stone and admitted alcoholic Ronnie Wood, 62, has fallen off the wagon in a BIG way. He’s moved an 18 year old Russian cocktail waitress that he met at an “escort bar” into his house in Ireland. Ronnie’s long suffering wife of 23 years, Jo, (above left) and their four children are living in his home in England. Ronnie met Ekaterina Ivanova (above right) three months ago after the London premier of his movie “Shine a Light” and they’ve been on a drinking binge together ever since. Wood has been to rehab half a dozen times – once he was carted off after he was found inebriated under a restaurant table, biting peoples ankles. His publicist admits he’s downing three bottles of vodka a day with his teenage companion. Ronnie loves to party – he once said “I don’t want to end up being a bore like Eric Clapton.

DAVID HASSELHOFF MAKE AS PIT STOP AT CEDARS- SINAI

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David Hasselhoff popped into Cedars- Sinai Medical Center for yet another overnight detox on February 7! According to the Enquirer, David, who is appearing on the new Knight Rider MOW, is in the habit of indulging in excessive drinking binges that land him in the emergency room with alcohol poisoning. He gets treatment and stays overnight. The next day he walks out, feeling better. Sometimes, straight to another bar! He did this hospital routine twice in 48 hours last December. The Hoff refers to these hospital mini-rehab visits as “pit stops.” He also has the most aggressive lawyers in Hollywood so if this item abruptly disappears, you’ll know why!

WHAT EXACTLY DID DELTA BURKE HOARD?

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When TMZ’s story about Delta Burke seeking psychiatric help for her hoarding problem came out, we just HAD to find out what Delta has stuffed into those 27 or 30 storage units she has. We pondered; wardrobe items from Designing Women that are too small and out of style? (We pictured rack after rack of Suzanne’s polka dot power suits.) Or did Delta collect box after box of old business papers and mail that she can’t bear to toss? Neither, it turns out. Mostly, Delta collects furniture- she can’t resist English and French period antiques. Plus, of course tons of glassware and decorative items from the period. She also has two rooms full of porcelain dolls. It seems every time she moves to a new house she puts everything in storage and starts over. Ironically her California home is contemporary and the antiques are unsuitable! Delta admits she has bought the same thing TWICE because she couldn’t FIND the first one. Facing the task of sorting out all that stuff is enough to send anyone to the funny farm – we suggest she call Your Little Helper.