Rant

KIM KARDASHIAN TO KANYE WEST: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

Remember where you read this. Kim Kardashian is headed to court to request full custody of her four children with Kanye West. Kanye was captured on videotape going on an anti-Semitic rant in Las Vegas early Friday morning -the tape is already viral on TMZ. As soon as she saw it, Kim reached out to her attorney and said enough is enough. She’s worried that her kids should not be around her ex-husband because he’s apparently mentally unstable and she doesn’t want their minds poisoned by his unhinged rants. Stay tuned as she’s expected to file quickly…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Kim and kids at LA restaurant

CHARLIE SHEEN: AMERICANS WILL PAY TO SEE A TRAIN WRECK

WHO is buying all these tickets to see Charlie Sheen in person? Aren’t we in a recession? He’s selling out across the USA and even filled 6000 seats for two shows at Radio City Hall in New York. The ticket prices are $79.50 to $519 and for $750 the buyer can meet Charlie backstage. He calls his act “Charlie Sheen Live: My Violent Torpedo of Truth,” but what is the audience going to SEE? Charlie, seated in a chair, ranting like he did on TV and the internet? Will the goddesses or pornstars be featured in some entertaining way? Who is rehearsing this act with Charlie? We picture disgruntled young guys paying for the tickets, looking to feel better about themselves. Will they be satisfied with Charlie’s show?

NO WONDER WE HAVEN’T HEARD A PEEP OUT OF JODIE FOSTER ABOUT HER BUDDY MEL GIBSON

Jodie Foster must be wringing her hands every time a new tape of Mel Gibson ranting is released. She and Mel are old friends and because of Mel’s antics, her twenty million dollar movie “The Beaver” is in jeopardy. Jodie directed the dramady starring Mel (photo above) as a disturbed man who communicates through a beaver hand puppet. It’s described as a cross between “Being John Malkovich” and “Lars and the Real Girl.” Jodie is currently avoiding journalists who are eager to get her take on the Mel situation. She’s busy in post-production while the studio releasing the movie, Summit Entertainment, doesn’t know which way to turn. Will Jodie’s fans support HER and forgive her choice in leading men?

MAYBE CHRISTIAN BALE'S MOTHER AND SISTER WERE TELLING THE TRUTH

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Photo Credit: Splash News

After hearing his rant all over the internet, isn’t it nice to see a photograph of Christian Bale before he developed that deadly temper? This is an undated photo (judging by the hair we’re guessing the 80’s) of Christian and his mother Jenny and his sister Louise in happier times. That’s before they had that fight in a London hotel room before the “Dark Knight” premier and his sister and mother told police that Christian “assaulted” them. Now his relatives have the last laugh because the people who doubted their story are starting to believe them.