Pink

PREGNANT PINK PUT PARTYING ON HOLD, BUT STILL LOVES TO EAT

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Hard to believe this is the same woman who amazed us with her acrobatics in the air at the AMA’s last year, but Pink won’t be back on the trapeze for awhile. Pink and her husband Carey Hart are expecting their first baby soon and she HATES the paparazzi photos she sees of herself right now. Above, she was reluctantly snapped on her way to a Malibu restaurant (she does admit she’s enjoying “eating for two.”)

FOR THE RIGHT PRICE, YOU CAN HAVE ANGELYNE’S LIFE

Looking at billboard queen Angelyne is always compelling but we never thought we’d have the opportunity to peek into her HOME! Just our luck, Angelyne put her Malibu condo on the market and The RealEstalker got the photos! The condo is listed at $575,000 (it must be in the unfashionable section of Malibu) and it has 3 tiny bedrooms in 1810 sq ft. It’s a “short sale” which sounds slightly ominous. She didn’t bother with a professional photographer but the hot pink decor literally jumps out at you – pepto pink fur, feathers, and velvet. We’d love to sneak a look into her closet. If you look closely you MIGHT see Angelyne’s reflection in the glass doors on bottom photo as she snaps a picture.

ANGELINE THINKS SHE ISN’T READY FOR HER CLOSE-UP

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Billboard queen Angeline once said she didn’t want to be a movie star and really work (she’s lazy,) she just wanted to be famous. After decades of well-placed billboards in Hollywood, she HAS achieved notoriety with a minimum of effort. She can frequently be seen driving around town in her hot pink Corvette, throwing kisses out the window. Since she obviously spent a lot of time on makeup and getting dressed, why does she turn away and run when she sees photographers? She just walked out of a chiropractor’s office in West Hollywood so maybe she doesn’t feel well.

DID AL GORE FANTASIZE ABOUT PINK WHILE HE GOT HIS “MASSAGES?”

That massage therapist, Molly Hagerty, who charged Al Gore with manhandling her and demanding a “happy ending,” provided some interesting details about how he tried to get her in the mood for love. When she reported to his hotel room for the $540 (!) massage, Al had dimmed the lights and broke out some Grand Marnier. During the massage he played Pink’s song “Dear Mr. President” while he sang along. Then he started “pawing“ her. Hagerty claims “The more I resisted, the more turned on he’d become.” After a struggle, she managed a traumatic escape, while Pink’s music played on…

PINK LED THE PACK AS GIRLS RULED THE GRAMMYS!

Everything good about this year’s Grammy telecast was directly due to female participation and domination. NO ONE could top Pink’s amazing acrobatic performance in the sky. She can not only sing (her voice was rich and powerful) but she can do it spinning upside down thirty feet up in the air, AND soaking wet! She never missed a note and her athletic moves were immaculate. She made every guy on the show look drab and boring. As always, Beyonce was lively and letter perfect – we love that she never says no and performs EVERYWHERE. Lady Gaga’s entrance in her “rings of Saturn’ outer space frock pumped life into the red carpet and kept viewers tuned in. These girls gave the formerly male dominated Grammys the best ratings they’ve gotten in YEARS.

PINK: WHO'S KISSING HER NOW?

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Pink and her still-husband Carey Hart were such a hit at the lesbian bar, Girl Thing, they visited in Sydney, that at the end of the evening they had to be escorted out. The separated but reunited married couple arranged their schedules to get together during Pink’s fourteen week tour of Australia. Pink recently admitted her attraction to women and apparently Carey is fine with it. We knew about that several years ago when Pink was seen kissing a stripper in the parking lot of Jumbo’s Clown Room in LA. Incidentally, strippers report Pink is not a generous tipper.

PARIS HILTON: COVER GIRL AND LYSOL TO THE RESCUE

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Paris Hilton had a pink emergency on her way to the Bravo A-List Awards at LA’s Orpheum theater last week. She and her boyfriend rushed into the CVS pharmacy in Hollywood because she forgot to bring her pink makeup to match her pink outfit. Paris grabbed Cover Girl pink blush, face powder and pink Blistex – she got a “two for the price of one” discount because her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt had a CVS card. While they were standing in line to pay, a homeless guy staggered in with pee running down his leg. Clerks hustled him out and sprayed Lysol in the air to kill the odor. Paris ducked to avoid the spray and ran for the door with her make up.

WILMER ONLY HAD EYES FOR PINK

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Sports fanatic Pink wouldn’t think of missing the Ultimate Fighting Championship event at MGM Grand in Las Vegas. She was looking pretty cute with her platinum hair. Wilmer Valderrama, who has turned into something of a Las Vegas Lothario (Like his buddy Criss Angel) zeroed in on her in the crowd and they had a long chat. Next thing you know – they were seen leaving together…

PETA WEEPS FOR MILK COWS

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Surely, celebrities like Pamela Anderson, Pink, and Alicia Silverstone who shill for PETA, MUST be having second thoughts about their allegiance to the cultish group after their latest absurd announcement. PETA suggested to Ben & Jerry ice cream makers that they use nursing mother’s milk instead of cow milk to make their ice cream. “It would reduce suffering of cows and give ice cream lovers a healthier product.” So said Tracy Reiman, Executive Vice President of PETA. Keep in mind YOUR donations are paying high salaries to PETA executives like HER. Meanwhile, abused and homeless dogs and cats languish in pounds across the country.