Paris Hilton

PARIS HILTON SMOKES POT ALL DAY AND DOESN'T WALK HER DOG

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Paris Hilton was hired to do a photo layout for German Vanity Fair last week and we got inside scoop on how the shoot went. It took place in a luxurious private home in LA. She was scheduled to be shot at 9 AM with a group of kids, but Paris showed up 45 minutes late and insisted on sleeping in her car for 45 more minutes before walking in, carrying her dog, wearing her bathrobe and slippers. She insisted on smoking pot ALL day and the homeowner had to request that she do it in the yard, NOT in the house. The bedroom that served as Paris’s dressing room was covered with blankets to protect the carpet and bed. “She was really in a daze and didn’t communicate with anyone – not even the photographer who had worked with her before.” When Paris left, the room she had used was a mess. The blankets were cast aside and there were blonde hair extensions all over the carpet, food spilled everywhere, rings on the tables, and her dog peed on the bed!

BANKSY DOES NEW YORK

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Readers in the New York area who love modern art should not miss the Banksy opening at the Vanina Holasek Gallery on W 27th Street, on December 2. Remember, Banksy is the guerrilla artist from the UK who secretly altered 500 of Paris Hilton’s CD’s when they were released and his version was sold in Virgin and other stores. He replaced her CD with his own remixes with titles like “Why Am I Famous?” and he changed her photos – in one she has a dog’s head. His subversive stunt was very successful – not one person who bought the revised Paris CD tried to return it! Can you IMAGINE what they’re worth now? Angelina Jolie recently paid $400,000 for a Banksy painting, and Jude law and Kate Moss are collectors too, so the show might be a celebrity magnet. (Yes, that’s Kate Moss with the orange hair, above)

PROOF OF PARIS HILTON'S SPIRITUAL AWAKENING

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A friend of ours happened to tour the inside of Paris Hilton’s approx. 3000 sq ft house when she put it up for sale not long ago, and she revealed some interesting tidbits. First of all, Paris had turned the master bedroom into a huge closet and she slept in a smaller room. Every room was packed with clothing – even the utility room where the water heater was had mountains of t shirts. The guest bedroom and bathroom were packed with racks of clothes and the entire twocar garage was filled to the brim with clothing. Paris had a stripper pole in the center of her coffee table in the living room. Our source’s favorite memory of the house, however, was seeing a book on Paris’s shelf titled “The Idiot’s Guide to Spirituality.”

PARIS HILTON WANTS POOR CHILDREN TO DRESS LIKE HER

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Paris Hilton got our imaginations running wild when she remarked that she was planning to donate her clothing and shoes to “orphanages and children’s hospitals.” Paris explained that her closets are jammed with stuff she doesn’t need (some of which is brand new) – including “500 pairs of shoes” – and she only wears her outfits ONCE. First of all, when is the last time you heard anyone refer to “orphanages?” Aren’t they called “group homes for children” – or something like that now? And just what will these children DO with Diane Von Furstenberg and Missoni dresses and size eleven pumps? Paris, we suggest you set up a store on eBay and donate the proceeds to a charity for kids.

A NEW ROLE FOR PARIS HILTON?

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Now this is what we call casting news. You ‘ll never guess who was hand-picked by mafia princess Antoinette Giancana to play her in an upcoming cable TV movie: Paris Hilton! Yes, you read right. PARIS HILTON! What’s THAT about? A TV movie was made in 1986 based on Antoinette’s book Mafia Princess and Antoinette wasn’t thrilled with Susan Lucci’s performance. (Tony Curtis played her father Sam Giancana.) The mobster’s daughter decided the actress made her look like a “weakling.” Apparently she’s hoping for some spunk from Paris Hilton in this new untitled movie. Back in the 80’s, Antoinette was featured in Playboy but the only photo we could find of her was this one advertising her pasta sauce. She looks more like a reformed nun than a princess.

ADRIAN GRENIER GIVES PARIS HILTON THE BRUSH-OFF

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Entourage’s Adrian Grenier was minding his own business at the new club Opera when Paris Hilton zeroed in on him. A witness said “She was all over him- flirting like crazy.” After tossing her hair and turning on the charm, Paris asked Adrian for his phone number. He politely told her no “I have a girlfriend.” Paris retorted “I don’t care!” and poised to add it to her phone. He still refused. She gave up, but sauntered back later “I still want your number!” Again he refused, looking uncomfortable. She gave him several more “chances” but he wouldn’t budge. (Hey, this would make a great scene on the show!)

PARIS HILTON DRESSES LIKE HER DOG

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Paris Hilton is trying AWFULLY hard to get her picture taken. How many women dress up in a leopard bathing suit and dress their DOG in a matching leopard outfit AND schlep around a hot pink surf board? Could she be any less subtle? And photographers continue to snap her, and magazines still buy the pictures. It’s like a hellish merry-go-round that we can’t get off of. The only redeeming element is the puppy.

PARIS HILTON TRIES TO MAXIMIZE HER SLEEPING TIME

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We love this photo of Paris Hilton nodding in the back seat of a taxi as it pulls up to her house at 5 AM this morning. She just returned from partying at the Sunset Tower Hotel. (She must have been desperate for a ride – those cabs are pretty smelly, especially in the summer.) We just heard the funniest story about her. Paris often calls makeup artists to do house calls. It seems more than one makeup person in this town now refuses to work for Paris because she expected them to do her makeup while she was STILL SLEEPING! True story. They were told to apply her foundation, blush, and lips while she was still flat on her back. Eventually she dragged herself out of bed to have her eyes done. SOME makeup artists objected. Guess that’s what happens when you stay out so late.

PARIS HILTON IS IMPROVING HER MIND

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We’re as sick of looking at Paris Hilton as you are, but we were amused by the overzealous security guard in this photo. Paris went to The Grove to see Sicko yesterday and she was dolled up like a secretary who sleeps with her boss. (Who dresses like that to go the movies at The Grove?) Apparently this security guard with a clip board in one hand and walkie talkie in the other, fell all over himself trying to protect Ms Hilton from the paparazzi that she cultivates.