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PARIS HILTON GOT A BOYFRIEND WITH A JOB!

Paris Hilton arrived at LAX holding hands with her new guy, actor Chris Zylka. Paris just celebrated her 36 birthday at a big party in NYC with Chris, who’s only five years younger. He’s definitely her type – tall and model-ish looking, AND he’s a series regular on The Leftovers. Even her little dog looks happy. Paris should be warned, however, that Chris caught his last girlfriend cheating and he let her have it on Twitter. It wasn’t pretty.

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THIS CELEBRITY FLASHED HER THONG IN AN APPLE STORE AND GOT WHAT SHE WANTED

Guess who gave the paparazzi what they hoped for! Paris Hilton was shopping in Rome and noticed the photographers trailing her. Apparently she decided to give them a visual treat and she squatted in the Apple store in search of merchandise. This move caused a paparazzi frenzy and also attracted several salesmen to assist her. When She’s walking around, Paris looks pretty cute and we like her t -shirt.

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PARIS HILTON IS THE ANTI-KARDASHIAN

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A few years back, Kim Kardashian snatched Paris Hilton’s title as “Most Photographed Girl Who is Famous for Doing Nothing.” Needless to say, they are not fond of each other. Paris was just photographed in New York looking the EXACT OPPOSITE of a Kardashian. She’s dressed like a sorority girl. There is no tasteless cleavage, no heavy makeup and false eyelashes, no bulging body parts covered by straining spandex. And no scowling Kanye in the background!
It’s kinda refreshing…

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EVEN PARIS HILTON DOESN’T DESERVE THIS KIND OF TREATMENT

We are not huge fans of Paris Hilton but we’re appalled by the prank pulled on her by that Egyptian TV show. While making a personal appearance in Dubai, Paris was convinced to take an airplane tour of the city. She was alone and surrounded by actors in the plane when suddenly an alarm sounded, a strange smell wafted in, and the plane took a plunge. A man who seemed to be the pilot, jumped out of the plane. Paris was screaming and terrified and the actors pretended to panic and weep. The horror of the prospect of death continued far too long. When the plane FINALLY landed, the man seated next to her informed the distraught Paris that he was an Egyptian TV host and she had been pranked. It’s too bad the cowardly Egyptian is getting so much publicity from this evil stunt because he deserves a punch in the nose. NO ONE should suffer through a malevolent “prank” like that. Would this creep have DARED pull this stunt on a MAN? Someone like Sean Penn? It would have had quite a different ending.

ELLIOT MINTZ CLAIMS THIS WOMAN IS HIS FITNESS COACH

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Media consultant/Publicist Elliot Mintz enjoys keeping company with some spectacular women – like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Shauna Sand, in spite of the fact that he carries a man-purse. Consequently, he surprised no one when he showed up at Craig’s restaurant with the voluptuous woman above. (As we recall Eliot spent so much time ushering Paris Hilton around that they started to LOOK ALIKE with the same color spray tan and coordinated clothes.) His latest “discovery” is fitness coach/ model Elina Shaffy, whom he claims whipped him into shape.

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PARIS HILTON’S $13,000 ATTEMPT TO STEAL LIMELIGHT FROM KARDASHIANS

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With Kim Kardashian’s baby North causing paparazzi stampedes, Paris Hilton knew she’d need a gimmick of her own to get any attention at all. So instead of rescuing a needy pup, Paris paid around $13,000 for “the world’s tiniest” Pomeranian. The four month old puppy is imported from a breeder in South Korea and is expected to weigh only two pounds when it’s full grown. When Paris carries it like an accessory (at the airport above) she gets plenty of attention.

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PARIS HILTON THUMBS HER NOSE AT KIM K AND FLAUNTS HER BOYFRIEND AND HER SLENDER FIGURE AT CANNES

Paris Hilton is secretly thrilled that her former friend Kim Kardashian, who stole her thunder, is being tormented by the press for her lumpy figure and terrible maternity outfits. She’s even more pleased to see that Kim’s boyfriend Kanye West seems to be avoiding his baby mama and their relationship is FAR from Ideal. All this has inspired Paris to dress up and flaunt her model boyfriend River Viiperi while they frolic at glamorous parties in Cannes. We bet she’s praying that Kim NEVER loses that baby weight.

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THE KARDASHIANS, AMONG OTHERS, CAN’T TAKE A JOKE!

What happened to everybody’s sense of humor? This silly Ford ad, which was leaked but never published or used in any way, has caused the mischievous ad agency employees responsible to be fired and Kardashian lawyers are threatening a lawsuit! Apologies are flying all over the place! Feminists are riled up! What’s WRONG with you people? Don’t you know a JOKE when you see one? The “ad” was captioned ”Leave Your Worries Behind.” Paris Hilton is gleefully driving the three bound and gagged Kardashian sisters who stole Paris’s fame and popularity, in the roomy Ford trunk. Obviously Paris sees the humor in it because she’s the only one not complaining – about an ad that was never used. Stop overanalyzing- it’s a funny mock-up, nothing more.

WHOSE PREPPY BOYFRIEND IS THIS?

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Yes, that’s Paris Hilton, 31, sitting at the Mango fashion show in Barcelona during Fashion Week watching her 21 year old boyfriend River Viiperi work the catwalk. He’s all cleaned up for the brand’s preppy spring look. Usually it’s the other way around – Paris’s boyfriends are usually watch HER make personal appearances.

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PARIS HILTON’S NEW YEARS RESOLUTION

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It’s a safe bet that Paris Hilton was outraged when she heard that her arch-rival Kim Kardashian was paid six figures to host a Las Vegas New Year’s Eve party. Paris remembers not so long ago when SHE was the party girl who got paid the big bucks. Now that the paparazzi have all but forsaken Paris, there are still a couple of ways she could reinstate herself. Either she can get a FAMOUS boyfriend (no one seems to care about the current bf, model River Viiperi ) OR she can get pregnant.

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