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MARIAH CAREY KNOWS HOW TO WHIP UP PUBLICITY FOR HERSELF

Just when everyone (except us) was starting to believe that Mariah Carey and her ex-husband Nick Cannon were drifting back together, she took her young ex-boyfriend Bryan Tanaka out to dinner at Nobu. Mariah and Nick have been seen out with their kids a lot lately and observers jumped to conclusions. She enjoys publicity and being linked with TWO guys at once is very appealing to her. As usual, she’s a bit overdressed for the laid back Malibu restaurant, but we love the guy she has carrying her handbag.

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MARIAH CAREY AND NICK CANNON DRESSED UP LIKE THEIR KIDS

Mariah Carey’s idea of a mother-daughter dress up outfit is pretty amusing. It looks like she and her little girl Monroe are wearing the same athletic shirt/dress with considerably different results. (We wonder if Monroe will grow up aping her mother’s hyper-sexy style or rebel and wear grunge!) Daddy Nick Cannon and son Moroccan look cute in their father and son orange sport outfits. Nick and Mariah brought their twins to the Kids Choice Awards. Mariah’s hairdresser, featured on her reality show, was arrested for smuggling lots of drugs – makes you wonder….

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MARIAH CAREY AND HER STORYLINE BOYFRIEND

Nick Cannon has nothing BAD to say about his ex-wife Mariah Carey – in fact he told Howard Stern “I’ll never stop loving her!” BUT he doesn’t hesitate to poke fun at her reality show. He says the whole thing is scripted and contrived – it has nothing to do with Mariah’s REAL life. Those “private conversations” on the show are too well lit!” He goes on to speculate that Mariah’s new boyfriend Bryan Tanaka is “just a storyline” – implying that Mariah is “saving face” after her fiancée jilted her.
Above, Mariah and Bryan attend a Clippers VS Hawks game (since when is she a sports fan?) where she just happened to have a “wardrobe malfunction.”

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NICK CANNON: COMBAT BOOTS WITH A TURBAN!

It’s a good thing that Nick Cannon is kinda cute because lately he’s been the king of male fashion disasters. Mariah Carey’s ex directed and starred in King of the Dancehall and he showed up dressed like this at a screening at the Pan African Film Festival. He’s wearing an ethnic (rumpled) long gauzy shirt, tinted aviator glasses, and combat boots. Yes, COMBAT BOOTS and a TURBAN! The movie is about a Brooklyn guy who goes to Jamaica to make a drug score and falls in love with the music and dance culture there. Above, he’s posing with his very 80’s looking costar, Kreesha Turner.

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NICK CANNON IS DUMBER THAN HE LOOKS: HE’S OPPOSED TO BIRTH CONTROL!

And we always thought Nick Cannon was a reasonably hip and cool guy. Right after he announced that he is expecting his third child with an EX-girlfriend, Nick started mouthing off on his archaic opinions about freedom of choice and birth control. He declared that abortion and birth control are sinister methods of genocide in the black community! Even worse, he is AGAINST Planned Parenthood – the clinics that serve communities with men’s and women’s healthcare, STD testing, and birth control. He‘s opposed to government support of Planned Parenthood! Shame on you Nick! Did you ever consider all the unwanted children who end up in foster homes and prison? Grow up!

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LET’S HEAR IT FOR NICK CANNON: A MAN WHO DOESN’T THINK HE KNOWS EVERYTHING!

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Sororities at Howard University must be rolling out the red carpet to welcome a highly eligible freshman: Nick Cannon! He’s registered to start the fall semester in the Communications Department, but with his experience, couldn’t he be a TEACHER? When Nick,35, graduated from high school he immediately started working in show business and put off going to college. Lately he’s been getting philosophical about the importance of education and felt compelled to return to school. He still has TV jobs, but aspires to graduate in four years – if he doesn’t party too much. Nick has already set aside the fancy suits and bought himself a book bag.

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NICK CANNON IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

You can probably surmise from his attire what Nick Cannon has on his mind- he’s set aside his flashy suits and decked himself out in hip hop apparel, gold chain, camouflage turban (!) and all. Despite his regular job on American’s Got Talent, Nick want to be a rapper again! So naturally he has to LOOK like one. Apparently, being on TV constantly is NOT ENOUGH for Nick and he wants a hit record too.

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NICK CANNON: THIS WEEK’S WORST DRESSED

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Here’s the PERFECT photo for Mariah Carey to keep handy and pull out when she starts having sentimental thoughts about her ex-husband Nick Cannon! The usually dapper Cannon looks like a total geek and Mariah’s billionaire boyfriend is bound to shine by comparison. This is how Nick dressed for the Kids Choice Sports Awards and it was very entertaining.

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NICK CANNON ISN’T ABOVE SPILLING SOME SECRETS ABOUT MARIAH CAREY

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Nick Cannon seems to be having a LOT more fun single than his estranged wife Mariah Carey. The divorce is heating up with Nick demanding custody of their twins and a 30 million dollar pay-off. Mariah insists that she will only give him 10 million according to their pre-nup. So what did Nick do? He made a deal to write a tell-all about their marriage with publisher Simon and Schuster, according to The Daily Mail. Mariah’s extravagant idiosyncrasies and self-indulgent behavior is bound to make VERY interesting reading.

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