Miley Cyrus

IS MARIA SHRIVER’S SON PATRICK TAKING AFTER HIS DAD?

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It’s fun to think about Maria Shriver’s reaction to the news that her clean-cut son Patrick, 21, and Miley Cyrus, 21, have a budding “friendship.” Miley’s hypersexual and openly vulgar performances, along with her off-stage bad-girl weed smoking image, probably aren’t up to Maria’s social standards. After all, Patrick is educated and reasonably well-behaved. And Miley’s success and money isn’t tantalizing to the Schwarzeneggers. Certainly Maria is keeping an eye on this relationship – she probably figures that Miley and Patrick’s differences will become apparent very quickly. Patrick’s father Arnold is unlikely to offer relationship advice – he flunked that class.

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DOES MILEY CYRUS NEED PHARMACEUTICAL FORTIFICATION?

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Miley Cyrus performed with no holds barred for an enthusiastic audience in Australia – wearing a sequin leotard. She continues to post nudish photos of herself online. Is it a coincidence that Miley suddenly started flashing body parts, including her tongue, and her dancing became raunchy along with her comments, about the same time she started doing drugs with great fanfare? Would the former Disney star be as lewd as she is if she wasn’t high? Just wondering…

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SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN FEMINISM TO MILEY CYRUS!

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Miley Cyrus has a very peculiar idea of what feminism is. She told Elle magazine that she wants equal rights with male rappers who grab their crotches and surround themselves with “hos.” No one blinks an eye when THEY are lewd. Miley gripes “If I do something like that – people say it’s degrading to women.” She hopes the situation will “evolve” and women can be as VULGAR onstage as men without criticism! Hey Miley- that’s not exactly what us longtime feminists had in mind. We want equal RIGHTS as men- we don’t necessarily want to behave like them!

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WHO SHOULD PLAY DOLLY PARTON IN HER LIFE STORY?

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The minute Dolly Parton revealed that she is writing a movie version of her life, a lot of actresses became her best friend. From Dolly’s hillbilly youth in Tennessee to her amazing musical success – the story is fascinating and the starring role is bound to be coveted. According to The National Enquirer, Miley Cyrus, who happens to be Dolly’s goddaughter, thinks the part should be hers. (Regarding Miley, Dolly said “People thought I was trashy when I started out, too!”) But Jessica Simpson and Hayden Panettiere are also very interested and BOTH seem like plausible choices. Of all people, Blake Lively is also said to be interested, but that would be some odd casting!

(Above, Dolly and Richie Sambora)

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MILEY CYRUS IS STILL TRYING TOO HARD

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Miley Cyrus continues in her quest to gross out as many people as possible at her concerts. Why she finds is necessary to introduce vulgarity and simulated sex into her performances is baffling. Inflatable bananas don’t sell records. Her music tops the charts and except for her questionable taste, she’s become a respected performer. This Amsterdam show is the last of her European tour. On August 1, her USA tour begins.

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HERE’S PROOF THAT MILEY CYRUS DONATED LIAM HEMSWORTH’S CLOTHES TO THRIFT STORE

Why would a thrift store LIE? Out of the Closet thrift store in West Hollywood has vehemently DENIED the story that appeared in the UK Daily Mail that Miley Cyrus donated clothes that Liam Hemsworth left behind at her house. We’re here to prove The Daily Mail was RIGHT. The donation included some of Liam’s workout gear and two beautiful cashmere sweaters – one with a Barneys label and the other a Ted Baker label. It so happens one of our friends was thrilled to find the expensive sweaters and bought them for $20 at the thrift store. He called us up to boast about his “find” and we put two and two together. If just goes to show you can’t believe those “denials.”
(See illustration above of Hemsworth sweaters)

MILEY CYRUS EX LIAM HEMSWORTH ISN’T WIPING AWAY THE TEARS

Liam Hemsworth isn’t exactly suffering since Miley Cyrus unfriended him and called off their engagement this weekend. According to Norm Clarke of the Las Vegas Review-Journal, he spent the weekend partying in Las Vegas at pre-fight events before attending the Floyd Mayweather fight. Liam was with Jeff Beacher, responsible for Beacher’s madhouse in Hollywood, and “Twilight’s” Ashley Greene. He DID avoid cameras when he went to the fight.
(Above, Liam in “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire“)

MILEY CYRUS: NOT AS SEXY AS SHE THINKS

Last night’s MTV Awards was a night that Miley Cyrus will want to FORGET in a few years, but it will come back to haunt her over and over. (Sort of like that photo of Keifer Sutherland sitting in a bar with his pants down) The 20 year old is acting like she just discovered sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll and she thinks she knows how to do it all better than anyone else. Sticking her tongue out and wiggling her behind is apparently Miley’s idea of what is sexy, but to the observer it’s just vulgar and silly. Hopefully, she’ll take a close look at her in-your-face performance and learn from her mistakes. (But we do love her hair)