Madonna

MADONNA HAS LOST ROCCO FOR GOOD

When her teenage son Rocco Ritchie insisted on moving to London to live with his father, Madonna was outraged. Although she was busy touring herself, Madonna wanted her son back and fought in court for him. Eventually she calmed down and decided to let Rocco stay – assuming he would miss her and his family in New York. But NOOOOO. Rocco, now 16, immediately took to his new surroundings and his skater buddies there. He got a model girlfriend and has loads of cool friends, including Brooklyn Beckham. To top it off, he got a modeling job with Adidas and he’s earning MONEY, so he’s independent. Fortunately, Madonna adopted twin girls from Malawi so she’ll still have plenty of kids to drag to Kabbalah meetings.
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WOMENS RIGHTS ARE NO BIG DEAL TO THE KARDASHIANS

Shame, shame, shame on the Kardashians and Jenners for not sending a SINGLE family member to take part in the Women’s March. Too busy taking selfies? Keep in mind the Kardashian-Jenner family made their fortune because teen girls watched their TV shows. The Kardashians taught these young female fans to slather on their makeup and take off their clothes to attract men. (Advanced education is a no-no subject in their house.) Granted it would have been difficult to march in five inch stilettos along with a beauty squad and MALE bodyguards. While we’re on the subject, we have to point out that Madonna may have had good intentions, but she made a huge mistake in trying to out trash-talk Donald Trump. She sounded like an ignorant guy with a pickup truck and a gun in the glove compartment. For some reason Madonna thinks its cool to act like a man. She needs to take lessons from Gloria Steinem. Gloria knows that women are superior and gives truly motivating speeches. And they’re not all about HER.

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WHAT THE HECK IS LOURDES LEON UP TO?

Madonna’s daughter Lourdes, 20, has been spending an awful lot of time in Manhattan lately, considering she’s supposed to be a full-time Performing Arts student at the University of Michigan. She’s a sophomore this year and it’s not such a long plane ride to New York, but how does she find the time to leave campus so often? And why would she WANT to? She looks horrified at the prospect of being photographed last night at the Sapphire Gentleman’s Club and immediately blocked her face. She went to the party that Blac Chyna hosted there.

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MADONNA HAS TAKEN UP A NEW SPORT

Madonna wants you to know what she’s doing over the holidays. She’s SKIING with her children and friends – not in Aspen – but Switzerland! She claims her kids talked her into taking up the sport. Among Madonna’s group you can see magician David Blaine next to her son David. Madonna and Blaine were an item in 1998 and have remained friends through the years. Rocco brought his British girlfriend along so he’s happier than usual. Looks like a good time was had by all.

Photo from Madonna’s Instagram.

ROCCO RITCHIE DOESN’T WANT TO GO HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

Madonna is not going to be happy because Rocco, 16, is very involved in his new life in London, living with his dad Guy Ritchie. He has a whole gang of skateboarding buddies from school and he pals around with the likes of Brooklyn Beckham. Most important, he has his first real girlfriend, Kim Turnbull, 16, and she’s a pretty young model – so what else could he ask for? He and Kim were photographed leaving the Love magazine Christmas party in the UK. If he were in NY, his mom would be dragging him to Kabbalah meetings…

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ROCCO RITCHIE IS LIVING IT UP IN LONDON WITH HIS MODEL GIRLFRIEND

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Madonna is going to have a hard time luring her son Rocco Ritchie, 16, back to New York from London now that he’s got a tight circle of friends there. Rocco seems totally happy living with his dad Guy Ritchie. He and Brooklyn Beckham are best pals and skateboarders together, and Rocco turned out to be a smooth operator: he now has a beautiful girlfriend! He’s been spending almost every day after school with brunette model Kim Turnbull, 16, and she’s from a prominent family. Her grandfather was the famous sculptor/artist William Turnbull. Surely Madonna couldn’t object to THAT relationship. No word on whether he’s still following Kabbalah, but we doubt it.

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Above, Kim (in white) and Rocco with Brooklyn (in yellow.)
Photo below from Kim’s Instagram.

LIFE GOES ON – QUITE NICELY – FOR MADONNA’S EX CARLOS LEON

If you’re wondering what Madonna’s ex Carlos Leon has been up to – it sure looks like he’s “living happily ever after.” Lourdes is very close with her father so naturally she was at his wedding three years ago to Zac Posen designer Bettina Holte in Denmark. Carlos, 50, still works as a personal trainer and the pair now have a little boy – one and a half year old Meeka. He seems to be a great dad.
(Above, the family is shoe shopping in Manhattan.)

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ROCCO: ANOTHER REASON TO STAY IN THE UK!

Not only does Madonna’s son Rocco Ritchie prefer living in London with his dad Guy Ritchie, but he likes the social life there too. Rocco and a bunch of friends got together after school and his buddy Brooklyn Beckham was one of the teens. More important was the really pretty GIRL with Rocco. (Above she’s wearing a white jacket, and that’s Brooklyn, now single, in the yellow jacket with Rocco in between) When the group split up, Rocco and his potential girlfriend walked off together.

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MADONNA: HEY ROCCO – SOMEBODY’S WATCHING YOU!

She may have decided to allow Rocco to live where he wants (with his father Guy Ritchie in the UK) but Madonna will keep an eye on him in her own way. Before the school year commenced Madonna had consultations with Rocco’s new teachers. It looks like she turned on the charm and plans to keep in close touch with the school staff from a distance. (Above, she appears to be buttering up a teacher at the new school – you can bet SOMEBODY will be reporting back to her!) She certainly DRESSED for the occasion – when is the last time we saw Madonna in a bow neck blouse and long skirt?

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MADONNA EXPRESSES HERSELF IN 1983

The WOW Report does wow us sometimes. Occasionally they put drag queens on hold and feature something different. This time it’s a collection of Polaroid photos of Madonna taken in 1983. Richard Corman was a well-connected young photographer back then and he shot the ambitious 24 year old singer in her brother’s seedy apartment (She lived in an equally funky walk-up on E 4th St, full of thugs.) It was just HER and Richard in the apartment – no entourage yet! The photographer recently came upon the long-forgotten polaroids in mint condition. One month after these pix were taken, Madonna’s first album was released and her world exploded. Corman’s book “66 Polaroids” is coming out in the fall, along with an exhibition. (Love that rusty sink and funky kitchen)
Photos: Richard Corman