Lindsay Lohan

SCAM ARTIST LINDSAY LOHAN CONTINUES TO STEAL AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY

Lindsay Lohan continues to steal from anyone who’s nice to her, yet people keep giving her “another chance.” Bravo’s “Million Dollar Decorators” series made a deal to redo Lindsay’s rented home and spend over $250,000 on the job, yet Lindsay failed to show up for the most important “reveal” episode. (Other participants generally pay for part of the expenses.) Designer Kathryn Ireland (above), who put in a lot of hours on the project, and Bravo execs were furious at the ungrateful actress. SO furious, that according to RadarOnline, they attempted to take back the furnishings, only to find that sneaky Lindsay had ALREADY emptied the house and shipped everything to storage in a secret location! Cash-strapped Lindsay will probably try to sell it on eBay (along with who-knows-what-else she has absconded with.)

NICKI MINAJ: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SMELL LIKE HER?

We used to get a kick out of Nicki Minaj’s imaginative fashion sense and bold style. But it seems the more we get to know her, the less we like her. Her gangster-mouth tirade against Mariah Carey was uncalled for and to her credit, Mariah never stooped to Nicki’s level of vulgarity. Now she’s publicly embarrassed Steven Tyler by calling him a “racist” simply because he questioned her ability as a judge on American Idol. He openly apologized, but shouldn’t have, because she isn’t worthy of a response. Nicki is simply displaying her lack of education and upbringing – another candidate for charm school. (Above Nicki is in Sydney launching her perfume “Pink Friday.”

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DON’T OVERANALYZE: “LIZ AND DICK” ISN’T SHAKESPEARE – BUT IT’S A FUN RIDE

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Far too much effort is being put into criticizing Lindsay Lohan’s performance in Lifetime’s “Liz & Dick.” For heaven’s sake, this is LIFETIME, not a Harvey Weinstein production. It was intended to entertain, and it did. The 1960’s locations and costumes and story were fun and colorful and reasonably appropriate. Although Lindsay’s “accent” sounded more “valley girl” than English born Liz’s, we had low expectations. Liz’s legendary weight struggles were totally ignored for some reason. Grant Bowler sounded enough like Richard Burton to get by. After all, it was simply the story of two famous self-absorbed alcoholics, not the greatest love story ever told. Certainly, it did little to enhance Lindsay’s acting reputation, but did no harm either. In spite of flaws, we enjoyed watching the movie and were quite entertained. Pass the popcorn. Admit it, weren’t you entertained too?

IT TURNS OUT, LINDSAY LOHAN MAY HAVE A HOT BOYFRIEND IN ADDITION TO HER OTHER PROBLEMS

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Who KNEW Lindsay Lohan had a boyfriend? We mean a real boyfriend near her own age – not an older guy who “pays for things.” When Michael Lohan stormed Lindsay ‘s house for that failed intervention this week, Michael mentioned the boyfriends name – he’s fitness trainer Josh Chunn. Josh is 25, and a former cheerleader from the University of Louisiana, according to the Daily News. Josh says he lives down the street from Lindsay and they met at a party a few weeks ago. He says he did not support the intervention and in fact, he answered the door and sent Michael away from the house. Whether Lindsay has stolen anything from him yet is unknown.

ASHLEY TISDALE HAS NEVER LOOKED BETTER

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Everybody looks better holding a puppy. High School Musical actress Ashley Tisdale is pictured on the Atlanta set of Scary Movie 5 with her fuzzy constant companion Maui. The movie plot centers around the dance world. Believe it or not, both Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are in the cast and they are billed above Ashley. Surprisingly – or maybe not – Lindsay is playing a character in her mid 30’s who goes berserk after losing an important dance role.

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LINDSAY LOHAN EVEN STEALS FROM HER “FRIENDS”

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There’s more to this Lindsay Lohan $100,000 jewelry heist than meets the eye. You’ll recall Lindsay was at an all night party at the house of a rich guy named Sam Magid when the host noticed jewelry and electronics missing from his house. He called the cops and named Lindsay and her posse as suspects. Later he changed his mind and decided not to pursue the matter. And we hear it’s not the first time he suspected Lindsay of stealing from his house. This guy Sam Magid is a wealthy but not particularly compelling person who’s desperate to be in the “In Crowd” in Hollywood. He throws lavish parties, hoping to make friends with celebrities and buy his way into their good graces. He considers Lindsay a big star and she introduces him to people. So he DOESN’T want to jeopardize his social connection Lindsay by getting her locked up in jail! Obviously she takes advantage of him. Insiders believe that Lindsay helped her friends jack the merchandise from Sam’s house, knowing he wouldn’t pursue the matter. What a bunch of pathetic people.

LINDSAY LOHAN’S MAKEUP PERSON MUST BE ON VACATION

After a hard night of partying, Lindsay Lohan left Chateau Marmont behind the wheel of her Porsche while puffing on the ever- present cigarette. We can’t help but comment on how heavy-handed she’s getting with her makeup application. She looks like a much older woman. Could be she’s influenced by the movie she’s now filming, “The Canyons.” Her hard-boiled character has nude scenes with porn star James Deen and the movie is described as a “an independent low budget noir thriller.”

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PREGNANT KATE MAJORS AND MICHAEL LOHAN: A MATCH MADE IN HELL

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Most disturbing news of the day is the fact that Lindsay Lohan’s whacked out substance abusing father Michael has impregnated his equally hopped up girlfriend/sparring partner Kate Majors. When they’re not beating each other up and calling the cops, they’re having seizures and checking in and out of rehab. Both have long rap sheets. Kate has been arrested several times for disorderly intoxication and had a restraining order against Michael when he got her pregnant. Kate, who was fired from Star magazine for taking up with Jon Gosselin, has no visible means of support except selling personal photos and info to tabloids. Michael is a deadbeat dad who can’t support his other kids. Maybe Kate figures she can sell stories about her BABY. It’s a revolting situation because they’re both hopelessly unfit to be parents.

MEL GIBSON AND CHARLIE SHEEN ARE TEAMING UP AGAIN

Lifetime’s stunt casting of Lindsay Lohan in Liz & Dick – most likely purely for publicity purposes – seems to be catching on in Hollywood. Director Robert Rodriguez has an impressive cast assembled for his Machete Kills movie – including Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard (Johnny Depp’s rumored fling) Jessica Alba, and Michelle Rodriguez. He also hired MEL GIBSON to play an eccentric billionaire arms dealer and CHARLIE SHEEN to play the President of the Untied States! Both Mel and Charlie rank up there with Lindsay in the “notoriety for negative reasons” department. Ironically, Mel tried to help Charlie during his famed “meltdown.” Will the novelty of these two fill theater seats? We doubt it. Viewers are WAY less likely to fork over $18 for movie tickets to see a train wreck, than they are to sit home and watch it on TV for free.

LINDSAY LOHAN ATTEMPTS TO LIE HER WAY OUT OF YET ANOTHER SITUATION

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We must admit we dislike liars. We have an aversion to sources who don’t tell the whole truth, and even other gossip sites that deliberately misinform. So naturally we have little sympathy for habitual liars like Lindsay Lohan. Can she NEVER take responsibility for her actions? In this recent accident where her Porsche crashed into the back of a truck, she insisted the truck cut her off and it was HIS fault. The truck driver pointed out that he was totally in his lane when she struck him. (Other sources said Lindsay was driving VERY fast.) He went on to say that after the accident the Porsche driver (Lindsay) was hustled into an Escalade following her (driven by Lifetime people,) along with a mysterious “package.” He didn’t know who she was when her people offered him money to shut him up. He turned them down, having called 911. Now Lindsay is claiming that her BRAKES FAILED. On top of it she had her publicist try to make her look like a hero by announcing that Lindsay “insisted” on returning to work – even with her “cuts and bruises.” As a human being, Lindsay doesn’t have much to offer…