Kabbalah

MADONNA BUILT HER OWN ENTRANCE TO KABBALAH

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Madonna got tired of being photographed every time she attended Kabbalah services, so she built a private underground entrance from the garage next door. Photographers and fans used to gather to see her and her entourage walk from the garage to the front entrance of the Kabbalah Center for Friday and Saturday services. She reportedly paid to have an entrance built directly from the inside of the garage to the center. All we can see now is her black SUV driving in.

LOURDES IS STILL OBEDIENTLY FOLLOWING MADONNA TO KABBALAH

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Lourdes Ciccone Leon continues to express herself with fashion while being careful not to irritate her mother. Especially when they go to Kabbalah together. Lourdes slyly sported punk style holes in her striped tights – it’s not easy to rebel when your mother is Madonna. We wonder if Lourdes will ever get TIRED of going to Kabbalah.

HEY MADONNA, DAVID'S NOT A BABY ANY MORE

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Every time we see Madonna straining to CARRY her son David, we wonder what she’s thinking. Since David is nearly three and a half years old and no lightweight, we can’t imagine why she never lets him walk on his own. Does David have a physical problem? In these photos they are leaving Kabbalah, of course, and David is reportedly wearing a red string bracelet and blue nail polish.

BETWEEN KABBALAH AND GYM, MADONNA HAD NO TIME FOR MARRIAGE

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Madonna paid a hasty visit to the Kabbalah center before she left for Toronto. Her brother Christopher is convinced that Kabbalah played a huge part in the breakup of her marriage. He thought Madonna dragged Guy into it, and depended on Kabbalah to hold their relationship together. Christopher was surprised their marriage lasted as long as it did. And he’s probably tickled pink that it’s finally over.

MADONNA'S LIMPING AND AVOIDING STAIRS

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Madonna’s red string letting her down again? (The Kabbalah bracelet is supposed to ward off bad luck.) She’s wearing an elastic bandage on her ankle that indicates some kind of injury. Bad timing so close to her concert tour. It must be painful because she arrived at the Kabbalah center in New York and didn’t want to tackle the stairs so they had to open up a special elevator for her.

MADONNA'S RED STRING IS WORKING FOR HER

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Madonna dragged Lourdes to yet another Kabbalah meeting in New York. We wonder what Lourdes’ father Carlos Leon thinks of Kabbalah. Madonna’s red string bracelet is supposed to ward off bad spirits, so we’re guessing that Madonna thinks the A-Rod scandal isn’t so bad – it’s actually brilliant publicity for her upcoming tour. Otherwise she’d throw that string in the trash.