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Cardi B Diamonds Jesus Jewelry Necklace Offset Playboy

CARDI B AND OFFSET: A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN?

Cardi B and Offset have the same taste in jewelry and often wear each other’s diamonds. We are particularly amused by the accessories they wore to Drake’s Super Bowl party. Cardi is flashing a diamond Playboy bunny on her diamond chain because she has been named the first ever Playboy Creative Director and will be contributing to a new platform called CENTERFOLD. Playboy says she is ”the embodiment of the Playboy brand.” Offset, on the other hand, is wearing a diamond Jesus head under his Thom Browne sweater – perhaps because he has been arrested a number of times and served time in prison on gun and drug charges.

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By Janet / February 13, 2022

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Jesus Kanye West

KANYE SAYS: GET CLOSER TO GOD AND YOU’LL GET RICH

Apparently the only person that could convince Kanye West to take his meds is God – or Jesus Christ himself, so he continues to spiral out of control. It might be time for Pastor Joel Osteen to start backing away from Kanye, although their working together has been mutually beneficial. It looks good for an evangelical preacher to embrace a person of color, and Kanye has learned a lot about using religion as a tax exemption. Kanye continues to insist that he is “the greatest artist that God ever created” and claims that his wealth is the result of becoming closer to God. Kanye’s latest stunts- peeing on his Grammy, ranting about record company contracts etc, can only make us (and Kim) wonder what Kanye – and God- have in store for us next.

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By Janet / September 17, 2020

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Hippie Jesus Paris Jackson

PARIS JACKSON: JANIS JOPLIN – OR JESUS?

Call it a time warp. Head to toe, Paris Jackson looks like she just drove down from Laurel Canyon in the year 1968. She’s the perfect hippie. Note the round glasses, long hair and funky jewelry- nothing that looks expensive. Her East Indian inspired attire, sandals, and ankle-bracelet add authenticity to the era. Top it off with a peace sign and you have an aspiring Janis Joplin… On second thought, this look might be the reason why Paris was cast to play a lesbian Jesus character in her new film Habit…

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By Janet / July 6, 2020

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Bicycle Jesus Justin Bieber

JUSTIN BIEBER CAN DO SEVERAL THINGS AT ONCE

Love this back view of Justin Bieber riding his bike barefoot in Beverly Hills, while talking on his phone. At first we thought he was wearing one of his Drew collection sweatshirts, but it turns out the Jesus is King hoodie is actually from the Kanye West Yeezy collection…and way more expensive.

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By Janet / May 22, 2020

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Fashion Jesus Kanye West Kim Kardashian

KANYE WEST: JESUS AND FASHION DON’T MIX

Now that Kanye West has found Jesus, has he lost interest in fashion? Kanye’s Yeezy collection has disappeared off the racks, and he seems to have stopped producing the collection. Kanye and Kim showed up at the fashion /charity event called FGI Night of Stars Gala in New York Friday, and Kim was glitzily attired for the black tie event, but Kanye wore two shades of denim and looks uncomfortable. Has he forsaken Virgil Abloh for Jesus?

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By Janet / October 24, 2019

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Jesus Kabbalah Madonna

MADONNA'S THE BOSS AND SHE KNOWS IT

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Finally, Madonna allowed David to walk to Kabbalah instead of being carried. M looks particularly militant in her combat boots. Her obedient paramour Jesus Luz arrived separately at the Kabbalah center with his friend. They’re not dressed in white like the other male participants, so they must be NEW to the organization.

By hoodlum / February 15, 2009

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Boy Toy Jesus Madonna

MADONNA AND JESUS: AN UNHOLY TWOSOME

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Madonna’s bewildered young Brazilian model, Jesus Luz, has turned up in New York and she’s been showing him off around town. They shopped and ate in the West Village with David and Lourdes (wonder what SHE thinks.) So far M hasn’t dragged Jesus to the Kabbalah Center (sounds like fun, however) but if he sticks around long enough, he’d better have a white outfit ready.

By hoodlum / February 2, 2009

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Jesus Kathy Griffin

KATHY GRIFFIN: JESUS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

We can barely conceal our agitation over the news that Kathy’s Griffin’s creative arts Emmy acceptance speech will be CENSORED! Kathy won for her reality show “My Life on the D-List.” This secondary Emmy show airs Saturday night on E and the bigtime Emmy show airs the following night. All this fuss because she made fun of JESUS! Kathy wisecracked “A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. She topped it off with “Hell has frozen over. Suck it Jesus, this award is my god now!” The Catholic League called her remarks “obscene” and E buckled and promised to edit. How those Catholic priests have the nerve to criticize ANYBODY is beyond us. We predict that Kathy’s ahead of her time – Jesus will become a major target of sarcasm in the future. And it’s about time.

By hoodlum / September 12, 2007

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