John Mayer

HOW DOES VANITY FAIR KEEP EVERYBODY HAPPY?

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Note how Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer stride confidently into the Vanity Fair party. Jen KNOWS in advance that Brad and Angelina will not be there. We wonder how the Vanity Fair people handle situations where major stars would be uncomfortable in the same room. They don’t want to snub either of them. Presumably the publicists work it out amicably.

JENNIFER HAD NO WORRIES ABOUT BUMPING INTO BRAD AND ANGELINA

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Jennifer Aniston arrived at The Oscars well fortified with her man, John Mayer. If Brad and Angelina weren’t scheduled to be there, she probably would have arrived with her publicist. Trust us, there was NO chance of Brad and Angelina “accidentally” bumping into each other. Their publicists carefully orchestrated all comings and goings and seating to avoid the remote possibility of such an accident. They were in phone contact all evening. When and if we ever do see them together, it won’t be happenstance.

JOHN MAYER LEARNED A THING OR TWO FROM JENNIFER ANISTON

Jennifer Aniston may be history, but John Mayer walked away from their romance smarter than he was before. Jennifer has a lucrative endorsement deal with Smart Water and not only did she get John drinking the stuff (she gave him a few cases,) but she encouraged him to make a deal of his own with the company. The Smart Water organization has been looking for celebrity spokespeople and now John is in negotiations to do ads for them.

JOHN MAYER: WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES

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Usually John Mayer wallows in glare of flashbulbs, but he’s in no mood here. Apparently he is NOT on his way to an Obama rally. Our readers know that the wearing of hoods is NOT allowed at any Obama events. No doubt Mayer is avoiding the press because he doesn’t want to talk about Jennifer Aniston. It was just a matter of time before Jen would tire of his boyish antics with women and call it off. Hopefully Mayer is NOT brooding over the rumor that Jen is dating model Matt Felker – THAT is 100% untrue. They don’t even know each other.

HEY, IS THAT HOT GUY JOHN MAYER OR WENTWORTH MILLER?

Why does John Mayer look 10,000 times hotter with this shaved head? He turned up at Fred Segal freshly shorn with the Prison Break look and it REALLY works for him. Those tousled curls made him look awfully sweet and soft. Now he has an edge and we wonder if Jennifer Aniston is behind this. We TOLD you men who date her get better looking. And if anyone knows the importance of a haircut, SHE does.

JENNIFER ANISTON PUTS HER TRUST IN JOHN MAYER

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This picture of John Mayer holding Jennifer Aniston’s dog’s leash reveals a lot about their relationship because Jennifer is VERY fussy about who takes care of her dog. Her pooch Norman has been with Jen through thick and thin – that’s numerous boyfriends and one husband, and he’s the longest lasting male in her life. Jen must hold John in high esteem to trust him with Norman. The three of them flew from Miami to Orlando where Mayer performed, while Jen watched backstage.

JENNIFER ANISTON AND JOHN MAYER: NOTHING BUT FUN

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It’s cool to see Jennifer Aniston really having a good time. She and John Mayer are having a delightful and protracted fling at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami. They worked out in the gym and frolicked in the pool and didn’t care WHO was watching. Jennifer just finished filming “Marley & Me” with Owen Wilson there and she took John to the wrap party where he sang a few songs. We’re guessing neither of them takes the romance seriously – they’re just enjoying the moment.

JOHN MAYER DOESN'T ALWAYS HOLD HANDS WITH GUYS

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John Mayer was in a really good mood the other might when he left The Waverly Inn. He took a liking to the photographer following him and asked what he could do to make the photo more marketable. Eventually he decided that holding hands with his male companion would be amusing and start speculation. His buddy looks a little embarrassed, but the photo is fun and it makes you wonder if he’s still seeing Minka Kelly.