Idiosyncrasies
MICHAEL JACKSON DOESN'T LIKE THE WAY BEVERLY HILLS SMELLS
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
Michael Jackson walked around Beverly Hills holding his nose today. His appearance was significant for several reasons. First, he is no longer in a wheelchair. But he is carrying a black umbrella (on a sunny day) that can be used as a cane – or a weapon. Most important of all, Michael has resigned himself to middle age – he has reading glasses hanging off his neck.
DR PHIL EXPECTS EMPLOYEES TO READ ALL HIS BOOKS
The job shortage is more evident than ever because people are lining up to get jobs working on the Dr Phil show. And prospective workers apparently aren’t discouraged by the fact that new employees are required to read ALL FIVE of Dr Phil’s books before they start. It’s imperative that Dr Phil’s very important philosophies are clear in their minds!!
YES, IT'S CARROT TOP WITH A CUTE GIRL! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
We don’t know WHAT to think about this photo of Carrot Top that came out of Las Vegas. He gets scarier looking every day and when he’s pictured next to an attractive woman, it’s even more evident. It’s also unsettling to contemplate just WHY she is in his arms. Is this an example of how fame and possibly money, makes a guy more appealing?
This just in: The pretty girl with Carrot Top has been identified as Julie McQueen and she happens to be very fond of him!