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YOU CAN’T FOOL WENDY WILLIAMS!

Love, love, love, Wendy Wlliams’ theory on what REALLY happened to Christie Brinkley and Dancing with the Stars. Wendy is convinced that Christie, 65, FAKED that shoulder injury that supposedly happened during practice last Thursday, just so her model daughter Sailor could take her place and dance on the show! Wendy has a good point: Sailor is 21 and not famous enough to be invited to do the show herself. Wendy thinks Christie agreed to appear and schemed ahead of time to have Sailor take her place! It’s great publicity for Sailor! What’s more, Wendy summed it up with a wink “You can LOOK like a teenager on the outside, but it’s all 65 on the inside!”
(It will be interesting to see if Sailor knows the dance routine perfectly on opening night Tuesday)

Above, Wendy Williams walking in New York wearing a Wendy Williams t-shirt in case you don’t recognize her new hair.

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN FAKERY: LEAVE ME ALONE, I’M ON THE PHONE!

Khloe Kardashian does NOT want to be bothered or answer any paparazzi questions as she is leaving The Nice Guy club alone. She is PRETENDING to talk on a fancy gold brick phone, but it is actually a handbag. The Judith Leiber bejewelled clutch LOOKS like a brick phone – antenna and all, but at $5,700.00 it costs a lot more…

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JUSSIE SMOLLETT: HE GOT AWAY WITH IT!

We will not soon forget the smug look on Jussie Smollett’s face when all that evidence was piling up that he had filed a fake police report about a hate crime against him. At first, we felt sorry for him – he’s such a sweet looking guy and we thought he might have mental problems. Obviously, what he has are EGO problems. He DID get a ton of publicity, but in the end, it was not sympathetic. The fact that he won’t be prosecuted was a shock at first – but in reality his only crime was fooling the Chicago police and wasting their time. He hired expensive lawyers to “influence” the right people and it probably cost him a LOT of money. It’s the idea that he thinks he got away with this and seems to enjoy the idea of being a hate crime victim that GRATES on our nerves…

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ZSA ZSA GABOR FINALLY MARRIED THE WRONG MAN

It’s the final insult for the late Zsa Zsa Gabor, who passed away at the age of 99 at her Bel Air home. In 1986 when Zsa Zsa took Frederic Von Anhalt for her ninth husband, she thought she was marrying royalty – a legitimate German prince – and that made HER royalty too! Eventually she learned that Frederic’s royal ties were questionable at best, but by then she was too ill to object. As her health declined, Zsa Zsa spent most of the last decade in bed in a vegetative state. Fredric sold photos of her looking awful in bed to tabloids! And he cut off her daughter Francesca Hilton’s allowance, so when she died, she was living in her car! All the while, Von Anhalt was “adopting” numerous young men to give them Princely titles. When Zsa Zsa mercifully passed away Dec 18, Fredric hired a publicist to arrange a “star studded” memorial service. A list of celebrities “expected “ was distributed to the media. The “Prince” hoped to earn big bucks for media access. It turns out NONE of the listed celebrities agreed to attend and don’t plan to! A small but genuine memorial service for her friends will be happening in January after the holidays.

(Above, a billboard that Frederic posted on Sunset Strip in 2011 while Zsa Zsa was in the throes of dementia)

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ANOTHER REASON NOT TO TRUST JOHN MAYER

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Fake Rolex watches have been around for a long time so we were surprised to hear that John Mayer was suckered into buying a large number of them – and he’s not happy about it. Mayer bought vintage designer watches from a shifty friend of Charlie Sheen named Robert Maron – for bargain prices. (Always be suspicious when someone offers to sell you a Rolex at a discount price!) Mayer enjoyed giving them as gifts to his numerous girlfriends, including Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. They were impressed by his generosity! The watches turned out to be fake and Mayer is suing Maron. We’re betting his most recent ex, Katie Perry, is taking a close look at all the jewelry he gave her .…

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LONG ISLAND MEDIUM: JUST ANOTHER FRAUD

Just as the horrific Long Island Medium returns for a new season on TLC, the subject of “psychics” has jumped back into the headlines thanks to story about the three women kidnapped and held hostage for ten years. So-called celebrity psychic Sylvia Browne appeared on the Montel Williams show in 2004 after Amanda Berry, one of the women rescued, disappeared, and informed her mother that Amanda was dead. The Skeptics Society was quick to remind everyone about this very wrong prediction (among countless others) and hopes to expose “the whole despicable profession.” We’ve always wondered how normal educated people like Larry King, etc, could interview “psychics” on their shows and keep a straight face. The Long Island medium is just another con artist taking advantage of vulnerable people. Why are these fakes given credence on TV?

KANYE AND KIM: RUMOR OF THE WEEK

Apparently there’s a former crew member on the Kardashians reality series who has a big mouth and he’s whispering that Kim’s romance with Kanye West is all a set-up and a fake. He says Kim chose to get pregnant by in vitro fertilization after she was disillusioned by love and her marriage to Kris Humphries. The guy insists that Kim hooked up with Kanye because she likes him and he needs a beard. In other words he’s GAY and it’s a big coverup. Kim will have the baby she wants and a successful man at her side who likes to talk about fashion. A modern couple. It’s a very entertaining rumor, but we doubt that it’s true. However, one never knows.

OMAROSA VS LATOYA JACKSON: WE SMELL A FAKE FEUD

We’re inclined to think this LaToya Jackson/Omarosa feud that erupted Sunday night on Celebrity Apprentice is actually a plot hatched by two people who love publicity. Omarosa was obnoxious and she cried and never shut up, and LaToya implied that she was so nasty that she caused her fiancé Michael Clarke Duncan to have that fatal heart attack. Omarosa was her usual awful TV self and the usually soft-spoken LaToya was feisty and out of character on the show. Now Omarosa is threatening to sue LaToya for her insults. Looks like a big scheme to drum up ratings and attention for the two women.