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FORGET KANYE WEST- HAS JOHNNY DEPP GONE NUTS?

Even more problematic than Kanye West’s recent remarks about Planned Parenthood, the presidency, etc, are Johnny Depp’s lawsuits (he also sued his ex-wife Amber Heard) that are digging up and publicizing every insane or drugged-up thing he has said or done! By suing The Sun for libel, Johnny has invited the public to analyze his excessive and often repugnant behavior – things we would never have known about if HE had not filed suit! As a gossip writer, of course, we love these juicy revelations, but it IS mind boggling to think Johnny INVITED this stripping bare of his private life. Depp accused Elon Musk of having a threesome with his wife Amber and Cara Delevingne-. Musk denied it ever happened and was obviously astonished by Johnny’s self-defeating lawsuit- he recommended that “everyone bury the hatchet and move ON…
Above, Johnny Depp leaving courtroom in London

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TOM CRUISE HAS PLANS FOR ELON MUSK

Scientology leader David Miscavige must be THRILLED to learn that his favorite “church” member Tom Cruise is combining forces with Elon Musk and NASA to make a movie in space. Certainly Tom will work favorable mentions of Scientology into his discussions with Musk. Tom has been known to enthusiastically recruit church members on his movie sets and he will certainly give it a try with Musk. Luring Elon Musk into the church would be the ultimate accomplishment for Cruise, who reportedly has a staff of low ranking Scientology members working for him around the clock without pay. Ironically, Elon Musk has been compared to L Ron Hubbard in the past for their mutual dislike of paying taxes…

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ANGELINA JOLIE’S DILEMMA: WHO DO YOU DATE AFTER BRAD PITT? (HOW ABOUT ELON MUSK?)

This is a great big secret and will be news to Brad Pitt – but tech billionaire Elon Musk and Angelina Jolie have been secretly spending quality time together. Elon has always had a weakness for pretty film stars, and he and Angelina have known each other for several years because they’ve worked on humanitarian projects together. In the past few months they’ve become friendlier and have been getting to know each other better. Recently they spent a weekend in Las Vegas but were careful to arrive and leave separately because they’re determined to keep it undercover. This could become a juicy romance…

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AMBER HEARD: IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE!

Amber Heard, 31, is living the life that many people just dream about. She was married to one of the sexiest actors in Hollywood and now she’s bounced back by dating a billionaire on the Forbes list of Most Powerful People in the World! Her ex-husband Johnny Depp is left trying to sort out his financial difficulties and drinking problem. Amber’s new boyfriend Elon Musk, 45, is a genius with a net worth of 15.2 billion dollars. Amber is still flying in private jets – she arrived in Australia with Elon and his kids.

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CAMERON DIAZ MAY HAVE FINALLY WISED UP!

Cameron Diaz, 40, has been a good time girl in Hollywood for the past 20 years and she’s quite a catch. She looks like a model, but she’s fun, down to earth, and very athletic. She’s had TONS of actor and ballplayer boyfriends, even a few engagements, but nothing ever worked out. Among her conquests: Matt Dillon, Jude law, Adam Levine, Jared Leto, Gerard Butler, Edward Norton, Alex Rodriguez and Justin Timberlake. Cameron always ACTS like a girl who loves being single, but deep down we’re told she yearns for a long term committed relationship and a family. Suddenly things are looking UP, Paypal billionaire Elon Musk, 41, has taken a fancy to Cameron and is reportedly flying down from Palo Alto frequently to visit her. Hopefully she’ll forget about actors and give a brainy guy a chance…

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