Donald Sterling

IS DONALD STERLING’S GIRLFRIEND V STIVIANO A TRANSEXUAL? WHAT DOES EDDIE MURPHY THINK?

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Speculation about the questionable V Stiviano involved in the Donald Sterling scandal has reached epic proportions. The latest rumor buzzing around Hollywood is that Stiviano was not born a woman. A source of ours has theorized that the “last piece in the Sterling puzzle” will fall into place when Stiviano is discovered to be a transsexual! Our source laughingly pointed out that “Trannies LOVE basketball players and vice versa.“ Sterling would have no idea. The source went on to say that Stiviano’s history is quite murky and she came from a very large Mexican family where identities might be exchanged. Of course she would have had a lot of plastic surgery, but her bold behavior IS rather masculine. Just something to think about….

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DONALD STERLING IS EVEN MORE REVOLTING THAN WE EVER IMAGINED

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The more you learn about the smug Donald Sterling, the more you loathe him. His racist rant was almost the tip of the iceberg. His dismissal of Magic Johnson, his lecherous pursuit of very young women, his use of charity only to aggrandize himself – is well documented. Today the LA Times’ front page featured a study of Sterling’s outrageous history of litigiousness. This man sues everybody. He’s in the habit of suing any Clippers players and coaches he owes money to, simply to drag the case through court for years and postpone paying. When a mistress broke up with him, he threatened to sue and force her to go bankrupt paying for her attorneys so she’d have to go back to him. Sterling would say ANYTHING under oath to gain advantage. Of course, all the tenants in his buildings who gave him any kind of trouble are dragged into court. What’s more disgusting than a litigious lawyer? And WHO pays for all this courtroom time? WE do.

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V STIVIANO ARRESTED FOR DRIVING WHILE WEARING PAPARAZZI VISOR!

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Just kidding. The woman of many aliases involved with Donald Sterling didn’t take off her visor as she got in her car and drove out of sight today. She was on her way to visit her much-needed lawyer because she is now being investigated for extortion. If these visors DO catch on, new laws will have to be drawn up like they were for cell phones.

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DOES V STIVIANO KNOW SHE STARTED A FASHION TREND?

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Donald Sterling’s girlfriend V Stiviano has rarely been seen without her visor lately. (She told Barbara Walters it helps “mask her pain.” ) At first it was mis-identified as a welding mask, but actually it was intended for wearing when playing sports like golf in the blazing sun. It protects the face from damaging rays. It was NOT a hot commodity until Stiviano started wearing it as a paparazzi deterrent. Customers cleaned out the few stores that carried it and now the product has been renamed the “paparazzi visor” and it sells for $35 in various tints – if you can find it.

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THE REAL DONALD STERLING FINALLY IS REVEALED

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Clippers owner Donald Sterling’s horrific comments come from a man with an already sleazy image. Starting in the late 70’s or early 80’s, Sterling was known for throwing big parties and inviting hordes of young women. Usually they were thrown in large empty condos on Wilshire Blvd in Westwood. He was in the real estate business. Anyway, the parties were tawdry and cheap – no food and the bars ran out of liquor. But there were plenty of mature men trying to get phone numbers. Sterling DID spend a lot money on self-promotion – advertising himself on billboards and in the LA Times. Every ad featured a HUGE flattering photo of himself whether he was promoting his real estate or his questionable “charity work.” The fact that he would insult black people in a taped conversation with his half-black half-Mexican girlfriend V. Stiviano (what kind of name is THAT?) is beyond belief. But this man has always had an ego beyond belief.