Coca Cola

POST MALONE’S TATTOOS ARE THREATENED BY HIS WEIGHT LOSS

Post Malone claims to have lost over 55 pounds by cutting out Coca-Cola from his diet (We have our doubts and suspect Ozempic MIGHT have played a teensy part.) The heavily inked rapper is thrilled with his new body except for one thing, the drastic weight loss has made many of his numerous tattoos wonky. Post got most of his body art done while he was much heavier, but now that he’s lost the fat, his saggy skin is making his tattoos look distorted and smashed together! He’s been working with a tattoo artist trying to rectify the problem. Lotsa luck with THAT…

 

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POST MALONE BLAMED COKE FOR HIS OLD BODY

Post Malone is still insisting that it was coke that caused him to GAIN weight – not lose it. He’s not talking about the drug- Malone means Coca-Cola! It turns out he was in the habit of drinking can after can of his beloved Coke all day long, without a second thought. Not long ago he realized all that sugar had plumped him up to 240 pounds. It wasn’t easy, but he stopped guzzling Coke and saved it only for special occasions. (like champagne) It’s hard to believe, but the 28 year old singer gradually lost almost 60 pounds without the help of Ozempic! He says that performing is much more fun now. This is kind of a slap in the face for the Coca-Cola company- if we were CEO, we’d send Post a few cases of Diet Coke and try to keep him as a customer…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA  Malone on tour in NYC

RITA ORA HAS A COKE BOTTLE SHAPE

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Rita Ora isn’t the first thing that pops into your head when you think of Coca Cola but she makes a striking spokesperson. The classic American beverage has been suffering setbacks – negative criticism of sugary drinks isn’t helping this or any soft drink brand. The Coke people found SOMETHING to celebrate in London – the 100th anniversary of the design of their shapely bottle introduced in 1915.

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