Post Malone

POST MALONE’S TATTOOS ARE THREATENED BY HIS WEIGHT LOSS

Post Malone claims to have lost over 55 pounds by cutting out Coca-Cola from his diet (We have our doubts and suspect Ozempic MIGHT have played a teensy part.) The heavily inked rapper is thrilled with his new body except for one thing, the drastic weight loss has made many of his numerous tattoos wonky. Post got most of his body art done while he was much heavier, but now that he’s lost the fat, his saggy skin is making his tattoos look distorted and smashed together! He’s been working with a tattoo artist trying to rectify the problem. Lotsa luck with THAT…

 

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POST MALONE BLAMED COKE FOR HIS OLD BODY

Post Malone is still insisting that it was coke that caused him to GAIN weight – not lose it. He’s not talking about the drug- Malone means Coca-Cola! It turns out he was in the habit of drinking can after can of his beloved Coke all day long, without a second thought. Not long ago he realized all that sugar had plumped him up to 240 pounds. It wasn’t easy, but he stopped guzzling Coke and saved it only for special occasions. (like champagne) It’s hard to believe, but the 28 year old singer gradually lost almost 60 pounds without the help of Ozempic! He says that performing is much more fun now. This is kind of a slap in the face for the Coca-Cola company- if we were CEO, we’d send Post a few cases of Diet Coke and try to keep him as a customer…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA  Malone on tour in NYC

POST MALONE SAYS HE HAS A FACE FOR RADIO

Post Malone’s face tattoos are the subject of many conversations – he recently added a buzzsaw to his cheek. Mark Wahlberg has tried to warn him that he will regret them by the time he hits 40. Mark said “Every kid says ‘they all have meaning and I’ll keep them forever’ but they change their minds.” Wahlberg had many of his own painfully lazered off. Post insists that they make him more interesting to look at. He admits he lacks self confidence and jokes “I have a face for radio.” Photoshop expert Mitchell Wiggs created these photos of Post Malone with and without tattoos, and tamed his hair a bit. Malone’s face actually looks quite nice without the tats, but one of his friends said he looks like a real estate agent.

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POST MALONE: FASHION VICTIM OR FASHION ICON?

It’s amazing how some people choose to spend their money. Case in point: Post Malone, who has, believe it or not, become a fashion influencer. His hairstyles, from pigtails to shaved head, his custom cowboy suits, and his manicures, have caught the eyes of men’s fashion magazines. And don’t forget that this is a guy who occasionally wears sparkly $495 St Laurent barrettes that spell out CALL ME! Malone’s latest indulgence is his teeth- he spent 1.6 million dollars to turn his eye teeth into diamond fangs- and while he was at it, he perfected his other teeth with veneers. Here’s hoping smoking doesn’t discolor that expensive smile…

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