Car Crash

KILLER CAR CRASH: WAS BRUCE JENNER LOOKING IN THE MIRROR?

We were horrified to learn that Bruce Jenner (he was not yet Caitlyn) will not be charged for that PCH crash that killed a woman. Not only was he towing another vehicle, but he was reportedly driving too fast for conditions. His cell phone was checked and he was cleared of texting. So what could have caused him to take his eyes off the road and rear-end two cars? We are willing to bet a week’s pay that Bruce was LOOKING AT HIMSELF IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR and fantasizing about his upcoming surgeries and female transformation. Or maybe fluffing his new weave. Of course that cannot be PROVED, so he is off the hook. Let’s hope Caitlyn is a better driver than Bruce. (Above, Bruce before the accident)

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By Janet / October 1, 2015

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Car Crash Hand Morgan Freeman

MORGAN FREEMAN DOES EVERYTHING WITH ONE HAND

Morgan Freeman wore a compression glove on his nerve damaged left had when he went to dinner at Madeo this week. The glove keeps blood from pooling in his paralyzed hand. Freeman’s shoulder, elbow, and hand were broken in that 2008 car accident in Mississippi where his car flipped and rolled on a highway. His passenger in the car was rumored to be his mistress and, sure enough, four days later Morgan filed for divorce. Unfortunately Morgan is left-handed and had to learn to do everything with his right hand – including eat. He manages to conceal his problem in movies however.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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By Janet / July 18, 2014

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Car Crash Chris Brown Paparazzi

POOR CHRIS BROWN. PAPARAZZI “MADE” HIM CRASH!

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We can’t WAIT to hear the real story behind Chris Brown’s car crash. According to TMZ, Chris claims he wrecked his car trying to avoid the paparazzi “chasing” him – so it wasn’t his fault. Hmmm…It’s funny how he says the paps were “chasing “ him and not “following” him, which twists the whole story. Celebrities are followed by photographers every day, and there is certainly no reason to be afraid or speed and compromise safety. Since Chris is challenged in the veracity department, we eagerly await the other side of the story.

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By Janet / February 10, 2013

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Ben Affleck Car Crash

IT’S NOT UNUSUAL FOR ARGO STAR BEN AFFLECK TO DO THE RIGHT THING

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Recently Ben Affleck sideswiped a parked car and left a note for the car’s owner with his contact information and a promise to have it repaired. For some reason the press is calling this act a “good deed.” Excuse us, but this should be categorized as “the right thing to do” and NOT some exceptionally generous form of behavior. Wouldn’t any honest, responsible person do the same? We choose to think Ben would have left a note even if the photographer WASN’T there. Ben did another right thing this weekend by taking his daughters, Violet and Seraphina, to Barnes & Noble to buy books.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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By Janet / October 8, 2012

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Car Crash Liar, Liar! Lindsay Lohan Liz and Dick Porsche

LINDSAY LOHAN ATTEMPTS TO LIE HER WAY OUT OF YET ANOTHER SITUATION

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We must admit we dislike liars. We have an aversion to sources who don’t tell the whole truth, and even other gossip sites that deliberately misinform. So naturally we have little sympathy for habitual liars like Lindsay Lohan. Can she NEVER take responsibility for her actions? In this recent accident where her Porsche crashed into the back of a truck, she insisted the truck cut her off and it was HIS fault. The truck driver pointed out that he was totally in his lane when she struck him. (Other sources said Lindsay was driving VERY fast.) He went on to say that after the accident the Porsche driver (Lindsay) was hustled into an Escalade following her (driven by Lifetime people,) along with a mysterious “package.” He didn’t know who she was when her people offered him money to shut him up. He turned them down, having called 911. Now Lindsay is claiming that her BRAKES FAILED. On top of it she had her publicist try to make her look like a hero by announcing that Lindsay “insisted” on returning to work – even with her “cuts and bruises.” As a human being, Lindsay doesn’t have much to offer…

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By Janet / June 10, 2012

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Car Crash Ryan Dunn

RYAN DUNN WAS A BIGGER JERK THAN WE REALIZED

Every day we feel less and less sorry about the death of “Jackass” star Ryan Dunn in that spectacular car crash. He was no teenager – 34 year old Dunn’s blood alcohol limit was over twice the legal limit and he was driving his Porsche at 130 miles an hour. Anyone that stupid and arrogant is no great loss. He had no respect for his own life or anyone else’s- and could easily have killed even more people. His behavior was disgraceful and self-serving. It’s an embarrassment to his grieving family. The world has one less jerk in it.

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By Janet / June 22, 2011

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Accident Car Crash Injury Morgan Freeman

MORGAN FREEMAN FAKES IT WITH A PARALYZED HAND

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Few people realize that Morgan Freeman suffered long-term impairment to his left hand in that car accident in 2008. Nerve damage left the hand paralyzed and he continues to have physical therapy and must wear a special glove to keep the hand stable. How this problem is disguised in his movies remains to be seen. He’s in New York promoting “Invictus” in which he plays Nelson Mandela.

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By Janet / December 1, 2009

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Accident Car Crash Cover-up Tiger Woods

TIGER WOODS’ CRASH CAR IS IN HIDING ALSO

The Tiger Woods cover-up continues! Not only is Tiger refusing to reveal the details of his “accident” early Friday morning but he’s hiding the Cadillac SUV involved in the situation. After his car was towed away it was moved to the middle of a car storage area and it is the only one on the lot totally covered up by tarps. Lots of clues might be found on that vehicle. We’ve seen photos of the collision area but what might be even MORE interesting are the windows broken by Elin’s golf club. Did she bash the back of the car while chasing her husband in a rage? Did she knock Tiger OUT? Tiger and the Cadillac are both in hiding.

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By Janet / November 30, 2009

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DID TIGER WOODS’ WIFE BEAT HIM UNCONSCIOUS WITH A GOLF CLUB?

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The more Tiger Woods slams the door on the inquisitive cops, the more intriguing his “story” becomes. Apparently, he’s had advice from a lawyer and decided not to discuss his embarrassing crash with the police. But it’s not difficult to put the pieces together and figure out exactly what happened. We picture tiger’s wife Elin, shortly before the accident, alternately waving the National Enquirer in Tiger’s face, screaming accusations of cheating, and battering him. Tiger, like many men, chose to leave when the going got rough, and as he grabbed his keys, Elin tore after him with a golf club. He leaped into his Cadillac SUV with Elin hot on his heels, smashing all the car windows she could reach. As he looked back at her he slammed into the fire hydrant and tree. In photos it appears that the vehicle was only damaged on the front passenger side. Yet, somehow he ended up unconscious on the ground. Did Elin BEAT him unconscious? SIGNIFICANTLY, the neighbor with property damage called 911, NOT Elin. Did the cops check for blood on the golf club? It’s a juicy story and it’s bound to reverberate for awhile – especially since the “party girl” Tiger is accused of cheating with, has hired Gloria Allred.

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By Janet / November 29, 2009

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Accident Car Crash Cheater Party Rachel Uchitel scandal Tiger Woods

TIGER WOODS’ WIFE BEAT HIM WITH A GOLF CLUB FOR CHEATING

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Are YOU thinking what WE’RE thinking about Tiger Woods’ “accident?” Surely it’s not a coincidence that this drama happened the day after the National Enquirer released the story about Tiger having an affair with New York party girl Rachel Uchitel. (photo above) Their Dec 7th issue detailed at least three trysts that Tiger and Rachel had in hotels in Las Vegas, Melbourne, and New York. (It gets lonely on those golf tours!) The odd circumstances of the crash – Tiger racing out of the driveway at 2:30 AM and hitting a hydrant and a tree, not to mention the “lacerations to his lips” and the fact that his wife Elin smashed the rear widow of the SUV with a golf club. Sounds to us like a few holiday cocktails and a scandal set off a family firestorm. We expect Elin will be getting a big diamond SOMETHING soon…..

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By Janet / November 27, 2009

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