Brooke Hogan

BROOKE HOGAN IS A BIG GIRL NOW

We’re not convinced those implants did a thing for Brooke Hogan’s career. She’s supposedly working on a third album although the second one was a bomb. She has no steady TV work but she did a movie called “Devour” about high school cannibals. Playing a teenager is a stretch – at 22 she doesn’t look much like a high school student to us. (Above, Brooke with a friend in Miami)

BROOKE HOGAN ATTEMPTS TO JOG WITHOUT JIGGLE

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Looks like Brooke Hogan is learning the hard way that breast augmentation and athletics are never a great combination. She’s attempting to jog on Lincoln Road in Miami Beach but it’s apparent she’s starting to feel the discomfort of her bouncing implants and she’s trying to hold them in place. Women with ample implants usually find jogging is too painful – and if they REALLY love to run, opt to have them removed.

HULK HOGAN AND FAMILY: ONE MORE CHANCE

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Brooke Hogan is relieved that her family’s reality show Hogan Knows Best will continue for another season. She has one more chance to keep her family together. Friends say she knows her parents aren’t getting along and she admits the only time the too-tan too-blond family has fun together is when they’re doing the TV show. She figures her parents will put any kind of separation on hold while the show is taping and just maybe, they’ll reconsider. There was doubt about the series continuing because Brooke is now so busy with music appearances and Hulk is traveling a lot for his wrestling career. The Enquirer claims Hulk has already had a meeting with a divorce lawyer but nothing has changed yet.

TWO OF A KIND

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Are we nuts or are Ashlee Simpson and Brooke Hogan morphing into the SAME person? A year ago they looked quite different, but lately we can hardly tell them apart. Do you suppose they have the same plastic surgeon? The same makeup artist? The same hair stylist? Surely those hair extensions came from the same donor. We find it creepy – isn’t ONE of these girls enough?